Follow meeeee if you're not a div x .

Ofc I'm going camping tomorrow

Culture day at my kids school tomoz and he's going in a nice dri-fit set and 270's, as will everyone else probably because it ain't that deep & it's just the last day of school.

Ya girl got all in a tizz when she should've just worn a tracksuit like everyone else.

Funniest thing about this culture day bullshit is that it's not even "culture day", it's just non uniform day coz ifaik Academy Trust rules dont seem to allow non uniform days, so they dress it up as "culture" day, literally. Wear what you normally wear. A flag dress though!? 😂.

Fucking FRUIT FUCKING FLY season has been thrust upon me yet again and I don't think I'm gonna survive this one, the rage is too constant and TOO MUCH.

RT @AesPolitics1: They're eating the lists. They are eating the files.

RT @RamAbdu: The crime of starvation is unfolding before the eyes of the world. People choose to die by bullets outside the Israeli-America….

Also I'm the only one who has a glass of water with my breakfast, everyone else has diet coke or fanta.

Came to find a lounger in my hotel this morning and there was a towel on one that said "Reserved by order of the peaky blinders". British people.

Why are internet based football fans devoid of human emotion. They're a fucking scourge in every way.

RIP Jota. Awful that 😥.

Why is ibiza always the hottest place on planet earth.

RT @DoubleDownNews: Whilst entire media & political class meltdown over rapper at Glastonbury. Worth reminding ourselves of what the IDF h….

"We must be allowed free speech"!!!!. "But not the free speech that I don't agree with". Who's the woke ones now 😂😂 .So many extremely stupid people in this stupid country.

At this point I reckon if he obliterated them himself, everyone would forgive him for the videos of him shagging kids & label him a hero. Maybe he might even get that Nobel Peace Prize. Hopefully he realises this and acts quickly.

RT @jlippincott_: Draft the Boomers first.

Still buzzing about last night 😍 #breezybowl

Best night evvvver #breezybowl

The weather is never ever kind to Parklife (exception 2013) this heat and the torrential rain 👎.

RT @SuppressedNws: ⚡️JUST IN:. Pep Guardiola, while receiving an honorary degree from the University of Manchester, gave a powerful speech….