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The Adequate Host. @FoxSportsRadio Formerly @PrideOfDetroit . Detroit Lions, NFL, sci-fi, anime and D&D @USCAnnenberg

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Thank you to everyone who has been reaching out to support us at @PrideOfDetroit PODcast. We're still figuring things out. But the live stream was such a wonderful feeling of pride in this community. For those who want to support me for the short term:
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Any NFL Wide Receiver: *exists* Amon-Ra St. Brown:
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TJ Hockenson really had to sit on the opposing sideline as Penei Sewell played TE for the Detroit Lions
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Do you know how hard you have to work to make Roger Goodell look like the good guy here? Incredible
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Jim Jordan's questions for Roger Goodell "Why do you ban Dave Portnoy from NFL games?" "Do you agree with the Washington Redskins decision to fine Jack Del Rio 100,000?" (it's not the "Redskins" any longer)
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Nirvana "The Man Who Sold the World" and I'll fight everyone else here
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What's a great cover song that is better than the original?
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Lions social media takes exactly zero prisoners
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if you do a "Lions should have rested" monday morning quarterbacking because LaPorta goes down then I'm just not going to respect you going forward The game is for seeding. Every other NFL team plays starters
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@kenklippenstein "The left won't debate us because they're scared" crowd after you ask them to define a core tenet of their ideology in a debate:
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PRO-TIP: You can stop a Gen-Xer dead in their tracks by playing any track off the Nirvana MTV Unplugged album. They will gain a paralyze debuff for 15 seconds
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put an asterisk on the Dallas Cowboys
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Dan Skipper has the chance to do the funniest thing imaginable
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Jon Morosi
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News from Detroit: Penei Sewell will throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the @Tigers home opener. @Lions
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So Hamilton is slow, Thibodeaux isn't a culture fit, Hutchinson won't be there at #2 , Walker is overhyped, Willis is an unpolished reach. Let's go baby this is it, the ultimate Lions doomer draft
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@smashmouth Thank you for your service
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Genuinely was not ready for what happens about 20 seconds in and I'm fully invested now
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Please wishlist my new game KingMakers on Steam. We've been working really hard on this for 5 years, and can finally unveil it to the public today. Hope you guys like it 🤞
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I honestly just want someone to find him safely at this point
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Detroit Lions
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#Lions have released CB Cam Sutton.
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No way y'all made us top 20. Lions fans you rock @PrideOfDetroit
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can't even upload the goodbye @PrideOfDetroit podcast because @SBNation seems to have already locked me out of Megaphone. Very cool. Going to go unplug for a while. You can find un-edited versions on our YouTube and Twitch pages.
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Really wanna talk to some people
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Chris Perfett
3 years
My latest piece on @PrideOfDetroit is a confession, a coming forward. I have experienced a great pain in my past, and for that reason I deeply pray that the Lions do not draft Micah Parsons. Please read:
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@dankgdl @MarkFooterman this happens literally every time with guys like Mark lmao
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3 years
Found via our @PrideOfDetroit Discord - apparently there's a pub in Rome where the #Lions are well represented
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I'm overwhelmed by the support, really I cannot thank Lions fans enough. I'm going to try to get to everyone who has reached out to me because you deserve it, and I'll be sure to get content out soon, just taking some time to get the feelings out
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Terrion Arnold is a remarkable pull. Unbelievable that he's even there for 24
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None of you Lions fans wanted to see that. Yeah it'd be at home but it'd be an unbearable week of nonsense dealing it out with Packers fans. You want to be the best, you wanna beat the best. Beat Tampa, beat SF, beat ???? Pack was always poseur town
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Jahmyr Gibbs I would spend a first pick on you in any universe
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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
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Nolan Bianchi
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Black alternates are back!
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Chris Perfett
2 years
the first one one of you who tries to make a Lions t-shirt with Baby Chark is getting tazed
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Chris Perfett
1 year
Fined more than Quay Walker got for shoving an athletic trainer. Deeply unserious league lmao
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
1 year
The NFL fined #Lions RB Jamaal Williams $18,566 again for excessive sexiness – excuse me, unsportsmanlike conduct – as a result of his hip-swiveling TD dances in last Sunday night’s win over the #Packers . No flags were thrown.
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putting Jared Goff back in the game at this point actually makes sense. Just like when you make your kid smoke the whole pack when you catch him. No escape for this sin
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Just rolling in it like catnip
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I meet a lot of guys out west who don't comprehend how many possible Lions fans there could be. They don't even understand our podcast download numbers. It seems alien to them. It was all just waiting for neuron activation.
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Justin Rogers
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Guys...
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Chris Perfett
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The Packers fanbase getting ready to lick Rodgers' cleats after deleting all their posts from the past 3 months
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Giovanni 🤌 Manu 6'8" 350 lbs that boy big that's my analysis thank you
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A story of cosmic vengeance in two parts
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Ian Rapoport
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Sources: NFL suspended 5 players, including #Lions WR Jameson Williams, for violations of NFL gambling policy. #Lions ’ CJ Moore & Quintez Cephus, plus #Commanders ' Shaka Toney, are suspended indefinitely (at least 1 year). Williams & DET’s Stanley Berryhill are suspended 6 games.
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Chris Perfett
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I had gotten over "the Lions should be here" vibes about 8 days ago but my god man this third quarter is taking me to a dark place
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Chris Perfett
4 years
If Patricia can't win with Matthew Stafford then he's categorically unfit to coach whatever quarterback is next for the Detroit Lions franchise
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Chris Perfett
4 months
straight up going to drive myself insane waiting for this game so first now and again later: go loins
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Chris Perfett
8 years
point: losing vine is probably removing a lot of trash that was redundant with Twitter video anyway Counterpoint:
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I genuinely could not see a NFL quarterback ever saying this kind of stuff about a teammate, any teammate, no matter how down bad they were. You want to be a pro but you won't act it? Ok man
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Shedeur Sanders
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Ion even remember him tbh. Bro had to be very mid at best.
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Chris Perfett
4 months
You can read Ben Johnson's return in a lot of ways, and he certainly isn't beholden to just take any job, although it's extremely so in his interest before too long But what it is, it's an incredible win for Dan Campbell's culture. Detroit is a place people want to be. To win.
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I AM GOING TO GO ABSOLUTE B A L L I S T I C GO LOOOOOOINNNNNNSSS
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There isn't. But,
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Dom2K 🎅
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What is THE best sports quote graphic No way there’s a unanimous one
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I dunno man this headline isn't exactly the best way to get me alarmed about a government shutdown
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on god I'm so electric I'm going to eat a JaMo order on @PrideOfDetroit stream tonight
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Detroit Moments
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They said you were bust 9 They said McFlurry and burgers ain’t it 9 They said you can’t catch 9 They said you were a waste of a pick 9 You showed them 9 ❤️
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PRAISE THE FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN
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sell me the black zip-up hoodies you cowards
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Detroit Lions
8 months
First business trip of the season
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Chris Perfett
1 year
Never going to forget how this man wanted to come back on the @PrideOfDetroit podcast a second time just to ask us what we thought our Hogwarts houses would be. Good luck out there my guy stay swaggy
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Jamaal Williams
1 year
I just wanna say thank you to all the Detroit fans and everybody apart of the hidden village of the den 🙏🏾 I’ve grown a lot just from those two years and i appreciate every experience I had with every person I came to encounter while I was there.
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Chris Perfett
2 years
the state of Lions fans right now
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1 year
Jalen Ramsey did nothing wrong and I am not mad do not put in the newspapers that I'm mad
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6 months
whew
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halftime update: I can't feel anything go loins
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Chris Perfett
3 years
The Bengals hadn't had a winning record in 13 years before Marvin Lewis came to town, but to watch Lions Twitter melt down over a rumor, you'd think the team just announced it was going to hire Charlie Weis as the head coach
@PrideOfDetroit
Pride of Detroit
3 years
Some BIG #Lions rumors swirling tonight about the head coaching job: - Robert Saleh’s interview doesn’t go well - Pat Fitzgerald in play - Marvin Lewis impressed Detroit @DetroitOnLion breaks down the latest here:
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Chris Perfett
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might legit break down and cry in the studio
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Chris Perfett
4 months
I'm happy for this season. Genuinely happy. Good fucking run.
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Chris Perfett
5 months
No matter what happens with the playoffs, Dan Campbell won a division title in Detroit. I know people have minds made up about coach of the year but think of all the names who failed to do that
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Chris Perfett
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I don't think I'm going to stop shaking until Christmas day. Cardiac cats lived up to the name, the promise and the hope. Playoffs next. It feels so damn cool. It's so damn fun.
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Chris Perfett
1 year
Brad Holmes rn
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
1 year
The #Lions are signing safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson to a one-year, $8 million deal with $6.5M fully guaranteed signing, per sources. His agent, Kevin Conner of @UniSportsMgmt , confirmed the deal, which reunites Gardner-Johnson, Dan Campbell and Aaron Glenn.
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I was dead wrong. #FreeJamo worked. Holy hell.
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Tom Pelissero
8 months
The NFL is reinstating #Lions WR Jameson Williams and #Titans OL Nicholas Petit-Frere effective Monday -- two weeks before their gambling suspensions were set to end, per sources. This is part of the newly agreed to policies related to gambling.
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Sour moods will probably remain for a while between Stafford and Detroit. That's tbh a tale as old as time with the Lions and QBs. The path to come back to the fold is there, Barry and Megatron took it But rest assured, antagonism was on both sides, not just Lions fans booing
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the greatest GO LOINS I've had yet
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Chris Perfett
6 years
@whatsucksislife @BAKKOOONN @PhilipYount absolutely adore how beautiful Noriyoshi Ohrai's posters for 90s Godzilla movies were
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Chris Perfett
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This year felt special from the beginning for the Lions. The mood, the vibe, the people involved, the fans buying in. It felt special because it IS special. It's a promise being fulfilled. And it's still going on. Live in this moment
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Chris Perfett
1 year
@Papapishu Chuck Wendig already locked, the fucking coward
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Chris Perfett
5 months
Eze is back in Detroit, in a manner of speaking
@USFLPanthers
Michigan Panthers
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Free Agent Signings: • OT Obinna Eze, TCU
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Chris Perfett
5 months
this is the kind of game that absolutely destroys any confidence one has in Jared Goff to play with anything short of a perfect O line
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Chris Perfett
4 months
ok I'm disappearing from social media until I feel like my heart can take it. Thanks everyone. See you for @PrideOfDetroit postgame win or lose. One more time. go loins
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Chris Perfett
3 years
All of Detroit after Dan Campbell's presser:
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Chris Perfett
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Just stop the game. Advertisers will understand. You can just return the bets. Fantasy can fuck off. It's all very ok to halt it.
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Chris Perfett
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Matt Patricia's defense gave up 20 points to Drew Lock put it in the history books
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Chris Perfett
8 months
you can smell the disappointed father energy radiating from this shot
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@ArifHasanNFL the fact that it's "sugar w/ rice" and not "rice w/ sugar" is both an accurate description but also going to haunt me a while
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Chris Perfett
1 year
Manifesting
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Adeoye was PFF's top graded interior defender in the Mountain West conference. Recently played in The Spring League.
@USFLPanthers
Michigan Panthers
2 years
We got ourselves a good one 😤 The Michigan Panthers select Adewale Adeoye in the #USFLDraft
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Chris Perfett
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The St. Brown podcast is going to really lack that in-division rivalry flair, but good to see Eq with a new team that I won't hate
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Ian Rapoport
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The #Saints have agreed to terms with FA WR Equanimeous St. Brown.
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Chris Perfett
1 year
genuinely not sure how to process all this. it's all very new. give me a moment. kool aid is too strong. gotta cut back
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Chris Perfett
2 years
Excuse the thread. Here's how 2021 has treated us here on the @PrideOfDetroit PODcast: - 1.2 million downloads this year - 27k - 30k unique listeners each month - over $20,000 raised for charity during Movember - Partnered on Twitch - 4.9 rating on Spotify
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Chris Perfett
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Listen I don't mind that you spammed this at me 4 times on 4 different posts and called me a moron but it's just rude and lazy to do it without rotating the image even once. It's not that hard to do
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Chris Perfett
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Look at this little guy Lions fans. Someone up near Lansing, go make him happy
@WLNS
WLNS Newsroom
3 months
Frank Ragnow is seeking a quiet home with plenty of gentle ear-scratches.
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Chris Perfett
4 years
Giving this to Lions Twitter: seeing most of them handle this game pretty well! No sarcasm, you've all accepted what the Patricia era is at this point. I salute you
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Chris Perfett
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this is the just fate of joe lombardi offenses
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Chris Perfett
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wait cmon @Lions we just signed off lmfao
@MikeGarafolo
Mike Garafolo
22 days
Sources: #Lions All-Pro OT Penei Sewell has agreed to terms on a four-year, $112 million extension that makes him the new highest-paid offensive lineman in the NFL. The deal, which includes $85 million guaranteed, was done by Justin Schulman and Joe Panos of @AthletesFirst .
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@dril thanks man
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Chris Perfett
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babe wake up new Lions meme just dropped
@nickbaumgardner
Nick Baumgardner
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Source says Barry Sanders is serving Bud Light’s downtown at BDubs. The legend of legends.
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Time to meet God
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Chris Perfett
2 years
Elon Musk getting aced by a satire video game blog and deleting his OP while screaming about SJWs. I've been down bad before in my life but not like this
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Chris Perfett
1 year
*wiping gallons of sweat from my brow* haha there was never any doubt
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
1 year
#Lions OC Ben Johnson informed interested teams he’s staying in Detroit, per sources. Johnson was slated to travel Wednesday to interview with the #Panthers . But he feels Detroit is building something special and wants to see it through. Should be a hot HC name again next year.
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Chris Perfett
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Gus Johnson: "Here comes the Texas kicker, Cameron Dicker. He's got a cool nickname." Me: *waiting with nervous anticipation* Gus: "They call him Dicker the Kicker." Me: Oh. Ok
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