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for tom parker. don’t ask me about the rectangles. red stan superiority complex. she/they/β™ŽοΈŽ

the dumpster
Joined March 2009
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@chmpgnproblms
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Tour quotes thread:
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@caughtinthemadi
madi π–¦Ή
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no lyric has ever been more relatable
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@songsbyam
alfie
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IN YOUR CAR THE RADIO UP. IN YOUR CAR THE RADIO UP.
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@miamibrando
tequila baggins
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I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was
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@vixeias
mara
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Typically i show signs of psychosis
@sk33zly
zana
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How do u know u like someone??
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@BrittanytB
tweet deleter
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Loafing with mama
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@11kmrn
lil piss baby
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was already at my breaking point and then had to use the authenticator app
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@Maghapalgunit
Nanda
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Venus is how you start acting in relationships. The reason why Scorpio Venus needs intensity, emotional depth, because their way of expressing love involves merging completely with the other person. Superficial or casual dynamics don’t satisfy them.
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@shawtyastrology
ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨
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libra placements deserve to receive this during libra season. sorry i don’t make the rules: β™ŽοΈπŸ˜Œ
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@GiantOmelette
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My current predicament.
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@chmpgnproblms
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battery isn’t for a vibrator either so
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i really piss my own self off because why can’t i find the AAA batteries i know that i already own (i literally need 1 singular battery) but i can find the fuzzy handcuffs i have??? for all the sex i’m NOT having???? god DAMNIT
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@nofiltertori
tori
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tori
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the lioness does not concern herself with pto
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@wetneptune
✩ sarah
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and the libras scattered
@laylology
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So there's this amazing spiritual practice and it's called making a decision
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@darlingube
sofie ☭
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you can go vegan, boycott AI, fast fashion, and plastic and only take the bus for the rest of your life and the US military will undo it all in like 30 minutes because they want Venezuela's oil
@fromkicatcher
JUPI’S RODEO🎟️πŸŽͺ β‹†βœ΄οΈŽΛšο½‘β‹†
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β€œwhy is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.
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@paulmescalfiles
best of paul mescal
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Paul Mescal by Ryan McGinley.
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@fromkicatcher
JUPI’S RODEO🎟️πŸŽͺ β‹†βœ΄οΈŽΛšο½‘β‹†
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β€œwhy is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.
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@solelunastro
β˜½β˜‰β˜Ύ
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leo risings β€” full moon in aries 10/6 vibes
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@ali_sivi
bald ann dowd
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they're calling me the tortured poet of microsoft outlook
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@tsleeplessnight
𝄂𝄃𝄀𝄀𝄁𝄂𝄃𝄂 βŽ•
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@evildykelor
ro aka the bolter ⚑️πŸͺ»β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯
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this album feels like β€œoh I simply love a proposal! the single most defining thing a lady could hope to achieve in her lifetime! the prize of all prizes!” was made into a whole album lmfao
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cute necklace omg
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