tori
@nofiltertori
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my uber just reversed in the middle of the highway by brickell dawg nice knowing everyone
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looking for someone to hire me because they want to sleep with me
Glad to see SF-Bros have finally acknowledged most of these jobs are pointless-adult daycare jobs and just skipped the charade and gone straight to hiring women they wana sleep with.
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if i post a lot of pictures of myself this weekend im sorry i don’t care about external validation i’m just reminding the algo before i get deboosted again
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girls only want one thing and it’s being led through the crowd by a man with nice biceps
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i bring a very “i don’t even know if she likes me” vibe to the talking stage that a lot of guys don’t like
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the retarded lioness has just purchased all of the following in the past 30 mins iiipoints ticket space anotr ticket space dom dolla mau p ticket space closing party ticket
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running errands near the local university and a young man just asked me what my major is
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Sometimes you just feel compelled to make red wine linguine with clams at 4am
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i think it’s true, my art and writing are much better when i’m experiencing some kind of transient negative emotion vs when i’m happy
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life can be strange and painful but love is everything and it makes every ache i’ve ever felt in my chest worth it in the end
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