Boner Salad
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🚨BREAKING🚨. Beyond Average Podcast host @BeyondAvgMick has found new love with none other than the jewish princess and spaces queen @MMLL95010. This new kosher romance has officially shut down the slanderous antisemitic accusations once made by @stoolpresidente. Love wins 🕊️🕎
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2013 Dennis Yarmouth Lacrosse. @BeyondAvgMick has always been the kind of guy that stands up for his brothers. A certified scrapper through and through. @kirkminshow
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🚨BREAKING🚨. According to a highly reliable source close to the situation, Henry “Hank” Lockwood and Hannah “Great Set” Montoya are currently engaged in sexual relations. Reported by Boner Salad ™
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Rip Cinema Lords . Terrible terrible news. Great minifan, great guy. RIP.
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RT @BeyondAvgMick: I’d love the chance to take @noitsmaryy out for a night on the town. She seems lovely!.
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Boner Salad knows ball.
Boner Salad’s Barstool Boobies Draft:. 1. @JNics415 (See below).2. @hannahcmontoya (Hammers).3. @KayceSmith (A tale of two titties).4. @HannahCook_12_ (Can picture them) .5. @kingkrabbyp (Brick titties) . HM: .- Moobie (Shoutout Shark Minihane).- @Trudell_DM (Shrinking)
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This is @davecullinane dream show to produce.
Thoughts on the Karen Read trial…. 1. She hit him but was so blacked out she doesn’t remember .2. The cops wanted to make sure they wouldn’t get in trouble, so they fucked with the crime scene .3. Both parties are guilty: one of murder, one of tampering. Case closed.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 . Per sources, Julie gave free tickets to her family 2 months prior to the show . We need Justice for @BeyondAvgMick
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