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@BarstoolPAT
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1 year
Reminder: If you are over 25 you do not belong at the bar tonight
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The face of millennials @BarstoolBigCat
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Millennials become focus of coronavirus outreach
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@BarstoolPAT
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8 months
Whoever scheduled this game for 10 PM should be thrown in jail
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Prime already has his post game handshake ready to go
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5 years
Surrounded by high schoolers drinking vodka out of water bottles on the train to Boston. Trying to play it cool but I’m pretty sure I’m one look away from getting bullied to death.
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
77 people? Could no one in his high school swim? That number seems preposterously high
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
That’s the point
@PageSix
Page Six
4 years
Harvey Weinstein will likely die in prison if not freed, lawyers claim
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6 months
Literally the dream
@nypost
New York Post
6 months
Elderly woman hospitalized, two others injured at Disneyland after lamppost topples over on Main Street USA
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2 years
This is awesome
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
After having been at both a beach and a lake in the past three days I am officially changing my loyalties to team lake. No sand, no walk to the water, no sharks, warmer water, less dangerous the list goes on and on. Team lake all the way
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@BarstoolPAT
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2 years
Worst family on the internet
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 years
“I don’t get paid enough for this shit”
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3 years
I can't wait for people to start getting doxed when the dust settles. "Um, Craig, we saw you wearing a boars head in Nancy Pelosi's office over the weekend...You're fired."
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@BarstoolPAT
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1 year
Hear me out…the Super Bowl but it starts at 3:00 PM
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@BarstoolPAT
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6 years
Accidentally booking a ticket for A Star Is Born the same time as game three Red Sox/Yankees is hands down the gayest thing I’ve ever done
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
MUST LISTEN: Britney Spears detailing the years of abuse at the hands of her father #FreeBritney
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
“What would you do to have control of the heater in your apartment” Me:
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
“It’s just a flick of the wrist” - @DaMidgetZimbo
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
Just got dumped over a dinner that I walked twenty blocks to, which somehow feels more disrespectful than the actual dumping
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
It took me 20 years to realize I was gay and it took the TikTok algorithm 20 seconds
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@BarstoolPAT
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9 months
Everyone's "wake up" alarms are going off in the office. It is 10:00 AM.
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
RIP Sober January 1/1/21 -1/8/21 *Gone but not forgotten*
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@BarstoolPAT
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6 years
My phone is going nuts right now so I just wanna say thank you to every one who reached out and supported me throughout this entire thing. Once in a life time experience. ✌️ out Youngstown 🌈
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
Not to brag but I just went on a date, didn’t get drunk, and had an intellectual conversation. Wedding invites should be sent out by Monday
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
An SNL monologue that’s actually funny. Fucking brilliant.
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
Monday morning mood!
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
He also wasn’t a real person.
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@BarstoolPAT
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2 years
Aside from having sex with men, getting up early to “get a pump in” before the parade is the gayest thing I’ve ever done
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
Just found out that my roommate’s girlfriend FLEW HIM OUT to Wisconsin to dump him, which may be the single most disrespectful move in the history of disrespect
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@BarstoolPAT
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2 years
Something about a snowstorm makes me want to just sit in a bar and get buckled
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
I wonder if anyone told them it’s just a comedy special
@Newsweek
Newsweek
3 years
Transgender Netflix employees staging walkout in protest of Chappelle special
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
Brad Pitt is 56 years old
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6 years
Legitimately probably the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
I try not to tweet stuff like this, but every once in a while I can’t help myself. Night = made.
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6 years
Her: Alright we can film it...but just this once Him:
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
Guys they did It. The celebrities finally stepped up and fixed covid
@PageSix
Page Six
3 years
Anne Hathaway, Ciara and more stars sign open letter to help end COVID-19 pandemic
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5 years
WOBBLE 2019 WHAT A CREW #colonclassic
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6 years
I think Tinder’s broke on my phone because every time I swipe on someone hot we don’t match
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
When the office embraces your culture >>>>>>>>
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3 years
Love when athletes overcome adversity
@TMZ
TMZ
3 years
PGA's Justin Thomas Wins 1st Tournament Since Anti-Gay Slur Incident
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@BarstoolPAT
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2 years
Just an fyi I will be packing up my life and moving to Madison Wisconsin. Four beers and bottle of wine was $46. Incredible
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@BarstoolPAT
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2 years
FUCK. Remove all Pride related Merch/content STAT @barstoolsports . We’ve lost Steve
@SEJOrangeville
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2 years
@barstoolsports @kbnoswag @OutandAboutpod Unsubscribing. Barstool Sports has gone too far with their woke favoritism.
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5 years
I don’t think this gym knows what they’re advertising
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3 years
Real quick has anyone checked in on the cast of SNL? I know how hard it was for some of them to work with Elon Musk so I just wanted to make sure they were okay
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
Aside from having sex with men, signing a lease on my new apartment in the village from a rosé tasting in The Pines is easily the gayest thing I’ve ever done
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
*Not pictured* - 15 nannies, 3 house keepers, 6 camera people, and a wet nurse
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
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Morning Madness
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6 years
A little over a year ago I was sitting in a cube miserable and unfulfilled. Today the entire Barstool offfice threw me a mini pride parade in preparation for my amateur boxing match. What a difference a year makes.
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4 years
Oh my god. Miley may have just murdered Joe Rogan
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4 years
Can we talk about how loud birds are from 4-8AM? It’s unbearable. Can’t believe the government didn’t put a mute option on them
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5 years
Some Deadspin Writer Called Me A "Traitorous Queer"
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5 years
My mentions after I said Mike Pence fucked a horse this morning
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5 years
My date just offered shots of Jameson. The wedding will be next week for those of you who were wondering
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2 years
Love how she says she would’ve sold it for more while simultaneously not realizing that’s exactly why she got fucked in the first place
@PageSix
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Sofia Franklyn will never reunite with ex-'Call Her Daddy' co-host Alex Cooper
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2 years
Happy Pride! 🌈🌈
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5 years
If the Giants win tonight I’ll start dating women
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4 years
“He looks like the word lacrosse”
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Can’t wait for the @BarstoolTate flame piece on why Brianna wasn’t at work tomorrow
@VivaLaStool
Viva La Stool
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Bri and Zach take over the Grammys Red Carpet! @BChickenfry @zachlanebryan @planbriuncut
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5 years
Imagine dying on this mountain lol
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6 years
So it's okay to say faggot as long as someone else says it first? Got it. I'll remember that next time a gay kid DM's me asking why people feel it's okay to use the word.
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Tom Ley
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Here's the context for those. One is pretty self-explanatory, the other was a reference to Bristol Palin using the slur. Still not sure what any of this has to do with your boss doxxing and harassing people in 2018.
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5 years
My gay ass at senior prom in 2007 when “I don’t wanna miss a thing” came on
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4 years
New video of Poop Girl harassing people at a Pride event. What a truly despicable human being. Imagine mustering up the courage to go to one of these only to have your entire existence questioned by an ill informed girl who shit her pants? Terrible.
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@BarstoolPAT
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3 years
Worth a shot
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4 years
Very windy in MA right now. Tornado just touched down in my buddies neighborhood
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My brother just unprompted sent me a compilation video of him dunking on me as various NBA players. No context, just the video
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5 years
Caught in a bad romance
@people
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Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk Split After 4 Years Together
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@BarstoolPAT
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4 years
He's 10
@nypost
New York Post
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Mason Disick says Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are not back together
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A midget, a fatso, and a faggot walk into a bar….
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5 years
I think I spend more time saying “what I can’t hear you” at the bar than I do actually talking
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1 year
Finally some good news
@nypost
New York Post
1 year
14-dog conga line breaks Guinness World Record in Germany
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1 year
If you are going to let your child have an iPad while you’re out to eat (trash) the volume needs to be off 10 times out of 10
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2 years
Thank you @nickturani !
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The @BTS_twt crew rocking out to Jolene may be my favorite moment of the night
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3 years
Because nothing says sterile environment like a New York City subway
@nypost
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3 years
NYC subway stations will now offer COVID-19 vaccines
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6 years
Walking back to the hotel and I see Jess “welcome to the jungle” jessina casually riding faces in the street of Youngstown
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2 years
That was said in confidence
@Barstool_Quotes
Deke Zucker
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"There's someone in the office who maybe wants to give me a blowjob. I don't believe in that." -- @Jerrythekid21 on MJ&T #TeamHank
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Elite blogging tags @stoolpresidente
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Literally thought I logged onto grindr
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No
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New York Post
2 years
Should you raise your child as a vegan or a vegetarian?
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It’s 11:53. I’m gonna die @BChickenfry
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2 years
🔥🔥🔥
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Hank Lockwood
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Fucking a man
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11 months
It is truly insane how upset people are we made a Pride shirt. I’ve been doing it for five years and have never experienced anything like this.
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5 years
My friend got engaged this morning and I’m still laying in bed. I think it may be time to re-evaluate my life
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5 years
ATTENTION: I have a very important announcement to make...
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4 years
I want every single person who reads this to have an incredible day. Be nice, be productive, be kind. Life is good, enjoy it.
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1 year
Me every time Chris Stapleton opens his mouth #SuperBowl
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4 years
Some Good News: Met my neighbor on the roof today. Didn’t exchange numbers but vowed to meet on the roof every day at five for a quarantine drink until this thing is over. Things are looking up
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@BarstoolPAT
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5 years
Remember when this guy threatened to sue Barstool because l called him a Neo-Nazi even though he was 100% a Neo-Nazi? Yeah well he just officially quit being a Neo-Nazi bc he couldn’t find a job and everyone hates him Point: Me
@willsommer
Will Sommer
5 years
Former alt-right rapper Baked Alaska now says he regrets joining the racist movement: “It’s been a pretty big disaster...It’s been terrible for my employment opportunities."
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6 years
The entire Covelli center chanting “eat his ass” may be my favorite part of the entire night
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3 years
It appears as though things are begining to backfire for @BusinessInsider
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2 years
Apparently I closed my door too loud tonight and woke up my nephew. Didn’t even know that was a thing until a received this loving text from my brother 😊
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2 years
The grill reveal on this video is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 years
“IT CHARRED UP WHAT THE FUCK?!” - @NjTank99 Turns out cooking Ribs at 700 degrees will char them a bit.
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5 years
Me being the first person to Willie’s party is the whitest thing I’ve ever done. I know this because Willie’s wife told me so.
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I’d like to officially cast my vote for America to move to four day work weeks
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Me in 8th grade when somebody asked if I was gay
@MeekMill
MeekMill
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When I got a girl around me I’m f#%king her twice a day lol ask some of ya favorites … pussy don’t control me but it’s like a high… one love to the gay people but that juicy p#%sy do it for meeeeee 😁 I done ran red lights to get that feeling yall weird on here like devils lol
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3 years
Happy National Coming Out Day from this incredibly stressed out 13 year old. We should’ve know the second this photo was taken #NationalComingOutDay
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“Dudes can’t buy houses” should honestly be @Billyhottakes slogan. Unreal appearance #BillyForCongress
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5 years
Breaking: I am on a date and I am in love. Wedding invitations to follow.
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3 years
Was on the phone with @katebarstool last night when she started getting contractions. Here I am comforting here
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The hardest part about moving out of my neighborhood will be saying goodbye to Karen from Rite Aid. The meanest woman in New York City and I loved her for it. Asked for a pic and she told me to go fuck myself. Thanks for the memories, Karen.
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Balls is out cold but I can see his pulse so we’re good
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4 years
The best election coverage hands down courtesy of @TimJDillon
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