Surrounded by high schoolers drinking vodka out of water bottles on the train to Boston. Trying to play it cool but I’m pretty sure I’m one look away from getting bullied to death.
After having been at both a beach and a lake in the past three days I am officially changing my loyalties to team lake. No sand, no walk to the water, no sharks, warmer water, less dangerous the list goes on and on. Team lake all the way
I can't wait for people to start getting doxed when the dust settles. "Um, Craig, we saw you wearing a boars head in Nancy Pelosi's office over the weekend...You're fired."
My phone is going nuts right now so I just wanna say thank you to every one who reached out and supported me throughout this entire thing. Once in a life time experience. ✌️ out Youngstown 🌈
Just found out that my roommate’s girlfriend FLEW HIM OUT to Wisconsin to dump him, which may be the single most disrespectful move in the history of disrespect
Real quick has anyone checked in on the cast of SNL? I know how hard it was for some of them to work with Elon Musk so I just wanted to make sure they were okay
Aside from having sex with men, signing a lease on my new apartment in the village from a rosé tasting in The Pines is easily the gayest thing I’ve ever done
A little over a year ago I was sitting in a cube miserable and unfulfilled. Today the entire Barstool offfice threw me a mini pride parade in preparation for my amateur boxing match. What a difference a year makes.
So it's okay to say faggot as long as someone else says it first? Got it. I'll remember that next time a gay kid DM's me asking why people feel it's okay to use the word.
Here's the context for those. One is pretty self-explanatory, the other was a reference to Bristol Palin using the slur. Still not sure what any of this has to do with your boss doxxing and harassing people in 2018.
New video of Poop Girl harassing people at a Pride event. What a truly despicable human being.
Imagine mustering up the courage to go to one of these only to have your entire existence questioned by an ill informed girl who shit her pants?
Terrible.
Some Good News: Met my neighbor on the roof today. Didn’t exchange numbers but vowed to meet on the roof every day at five for a quarantine drink until this thing is over. Things are looking up
Remember when this guy threatened to sue Barstool because l called him a Neo-Nazi even though he was 100% a Neo-Nazi? Yeah well he just officially quit being a Neo-Nazi bc he couldn’t find a job and everyone hates him
Point: Me
Former alt-right rapper Baked Alaska now says he regrets joining the racist movement: “It’s been a pretty big disaster...It’s been terrible for my employment opportunities."
Apparently I closed my door too loud tonight and woke up my nephew. Didn’t even know that was a thing until a received this loving text from my brother 😊
When I got a girl around me I’m f#%king her twice a day lol ask some of ya favorites … pussy don’t control me but it’s like a high… one love to the gay people but that juicy p#%sy do it for meeeeee 😁 I done ran red lights to get that feeling yall weird on here like devils lol
The hardest part about moving out of my neighborhood will be saying goodbye to Karen from Rite Aid. The meanest woman in New York City and I loved her for it. Asked for a pic and she told me to go fuck myself. Thanks for the memories, Karen.