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hacker, .NET malware dev, pokemon irl, he/him

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Joined March 2017
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@checkymander
checkymander
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*Defender pops up threat found* CoPilot: "Due to a large amount of malware on your PC, I've initiated a factory reset of your OS. This should remove all trace of the malware on your machine!"
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@checkymander
checkymander
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my @Spotify playlist once my daughter started being able to request songs
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@its_a_feature_
Cody Thomas
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Hey everybody! It's that time of year again - Reviews! I wanted to get this one out a little before the holiday break started, so I'm going to release it today: https://t.co/0PIae85hoT This is a quick survey for Mythic over 2025 and what you'd like to see going into 2026.
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@KlezVirus
klez
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[RELEASE] As promised, I’m releasing the first blog post in a series. It covers the gaps still present in current stack-based telemetry and how Moonwalking can be extended to evade detection logic and reach “on-exec” memory encryption. Enjoy ;) https://t.co/4Yf28y7cT4
klezvirus.github.io
TL;DR
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@checkymander
checkymander
7 days
I'm sorry Henry, any other year you would have won GOTY. But Clair Obscur was just too good
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@FinalFantasy
FINAL FANTASY
7 days
We're delighted to receive the award for Best Sim/Strategy Game at #TheGameAwards for Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chronicles! Congratulations to the entire team and thank to you everyone for playing!
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@0xTriboulet
Steve S.
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emerald-template is a (WIP) CLion template that lets you debug Crystal Palace reflective loaders a-la UDRL-VS
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@checkymander
checkymander
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my man, that is too many damn certs in your name
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@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
10 days
Same energy
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@j2k3k
Jake Knowlton
10 days
almost time for the santa deniers to crawl out of their caves
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@checkymander
checkymander
13 days
It's treason then
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
13 days
Trump suggests soccer is the true "football" https://t.co/FPlJ2QoAFr
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@checkymander
checkymander
14 days
{"body":{"waist": "small", "curves": "kickin'"}, "thinking_bout_stickin":true }
@yungchomsky
actually it’s good
15 days
I love how AI guys have started typing JSON into their image generators so they can feel like they're coding and they're all shit like this { "body": { "waist": "tiny", "ass": "big", "race": "white" }, "mirror": { "reflective": "true" } }
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@checkymander
checkymander
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You know things are going well when Claude responds with this
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@checkymander
checkymander
18 days
making my malware more opsec safe by making it less opsec safe
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@MechaGirlOTD
Mecha Girl Of The Day*
23 days
Did somebody order a "THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED" with a side of "IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!"
@animeposts
Anime Posts
26 days
Most dangerous words in anime:
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@codex_tf2
CodeX
27 days
Been using @_RastaMouse 's crystal kit as a UDRL dev template for the past few days and did quite a few cool things, among them was implementing a custom c2 channel template (in this case, PoC using files on disk as the channel) using IAT hooks on the wininet functions
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@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
29 days
@Polymarket Disgusting. American kids should be taught American numbers
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@checkymander
checkymander
29 days
These comments are making me lose hope in humanity
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
29 days
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100%
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
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ACCORDING TO TRUMP ADMIN, HIGH BEEF PRICES ARE DUE TO MIGRANTS BRINGING IN SICK CATTLE. THEREFORE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM CREATING A NEW ICE: "IMMIGRATION AND COW ENFORCEMENT." IF YOU'RE AN UNDOCUMENTED BULL YOU WILL BE HOOFPRINTED AND DEPORTED TO A BURGER KING IN EL SALVADOR!
@lisa_liberal
Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma
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Current situation at the Mexico border according to Scott Bessent.
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