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cyber things at mandiant / google. natsec. prior USAF. opinions are my own. I’m back.

The Silicon Prairie
Joined September 2025
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@j2k3k
Jake Knowlton
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Find evil. Solve crime.
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@j2k3k
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I created task manager btw
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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"Many older Americans are financially comfortable, but they worry their adult children won't achieve the same kind of economic stability," per WSJ
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@eevblog
Dave Jones
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Pro Tip: Exercise is free and has no side effects.
@7NewsAustralia
7NEWS Australia
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Weight loss drugs including Ozempic and Mounjaro look set to become much cheaper, as the government confirms it's considering adding the medications to the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme. #ozempic #mounjaro #weightloss #medication #health
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@dianelyssa
maybe: diane 𐚁₊⊹
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the concept of a chili’s closing just sent a fucking shiver down my spine
@turntineforwhat
alex turntine
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my chili's is closing this week so I asked my server if I can buy a big martini glass and he said "if I can find one I'll just give it to you idgaf" yayyyyyyyyyy
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why are the crew chiefs fighting each other “they’re actually roommates just let them”
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this is how it feels as aircrew when you go out to drink with the maintainers
@HillbillyDNA
✪ 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 ℍ𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 ✘
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These dudes from the Appalachian mountains gonna fight in the Redneck Brawl in West Virginia
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i’m going to shoot the echo
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I HATE ALEXA I HATE ALEXA
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@j2k3k
Jake Knowlton
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every time my kids do something stupid I think about this tweet
@HOLARMEEDEY1
FinestDov£ Health and Wellness Hub•
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Children always look for every opportunity to return to God
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@____selah
gu̸c̸c̸i̸fe̸r
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i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee
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LLMs LOVE using sleep()
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@RachelTobac
Rachel Tobac
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As I've had to relay multiple times this year: Phishing your employees with a pretext about a "holiday bonus" doesn't build resilience against attacks but it does piss your people off enough that when they get a bribe of $25,000 for their password & MFA code, they may say yes.
@cfree94
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got so excited my company sent me a christmas e-card so i clicked it and it said i just failed a company wide phishing test
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@FaytuksNetwork
Faytuks Network
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BREAKING: Large trove of rare earths and critical minerals discovered in Utah desert, may be "the most significant critical mineral reserve in the US" - WSJ
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Jake Knowlton
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that’s a devastating number. the country is dying
@s8mb
Sam Bowman
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Every 100 South Koreans today will have only 6 great-grandchildren between them. Men and women are coupling up at the lowest rates ever. Korea's baby subsidies – $22k per kid – are usually seen as having failed. But, actually, there is some evidence that they are working and
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chase
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got so excited my company sent me a christmas e-card so i clicked it and it said i just failed a company wide phishing test
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dad is right
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@JohnHultquist
John Hultquist
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DOJ confirms our earlier assessment of ties between hacktivist front Cyber Army of Russia Reborn (CARR) and Russia’s military intelligence service, the GRU. CARR carried out cyberattacks on US and European critical infrastructure but hid behind this false persona.
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The Justice Department announced two indictments in the Central District of California charging Ukrainian national Victoria Eduardovna Dubranova, 33, also known as Vika, Tory, and SovaSonya, for her...
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I wonder how people are doing that named their kids after Game of Thrones characters little baby Daenerys could be 14 by now
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Jake Knowlton
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@Safety
Safety
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X has zero tolerance for users abusing our platform to facilitate criminal conduct. Pursuant to that policy, X has cooperated with the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation (@FBILosAngeles) in connection with an investigation into DDOS attacks and other hacking activities. As a
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Jake Knowlton
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“no i’m not mormon, just a big fan of the culture” secular mormonism
@j2k3k
Jake Knowlton
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@the_engi_nerd had to ask myself the other day if I was mormon now
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@xangasms
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FBI agent breakfast
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