chalupa batman
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Me to the emo kid in class when he tells me to stay home tomorrow
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guys will see this and just say “hell yeah”
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if she ain’t standing on business like this i don’t want her
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study a broad? I thought we called them women nowadays
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“there’s gonna be Sydney Sweeney eating hot wings”
TOMORROW on
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@sydney_sweeney
takes on the Wings of Death. 💀 Will she make it to the end? Find out @ 11AM ET. 🔥
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running into ur ex at the function
imagine getting cooked like this by the President of the United States, brutal
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when she says she has a thing for autistic retards
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“Sir, they’re referencing interest rates from before Christ”
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“Sir, FinTwit women think they’re getting a self made 27yo millionaire”
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all my friends getting married and I’m cooking up +3700 8-leg parlays
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NFL Redzone is the most American product concept I can imagine, it’s like schizophrenia for football
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@KobeissiLetter
not like they won't raise it, they're just going to make a scene in the process
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“President Xi, you’re not gonna invade Taiwan, right?”
Xi:
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y’all are not ready for the chaos that will indubitably ensue
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Me cosplaying as a fintwit member when I'm just a degenerate gambler
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@Tradytics
Here's the template! Idk if gains scale week over week, but this is what I've used!
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the young generation’s gonna be just fine
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“Oh the Fed is making another interest rate decision tomorrow?”
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Here's my basic rundown of by top performing scalp this afternoon using
@tradytics
mkt net flow tool, plus basic risk mgmt and TA, lmk if you have any questions!
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This is my go-to play nowadays. Using
@Tradytics
market net flow tool, and whatever risk mgmt indicator you prefer, this gameplan has proven ambidextrous and profitable
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AFTER GIVING CAREFUL THOUGHT
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME WORSE IN 2024
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an inspiration to degenerates everywhere 🫡
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she sucking it in a manner that has me concerned for my safety
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Two birds, one stone? I’m out here stoned w two birds
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zyn socks at half mast for the fallen soldiers of saturday’s past, present, and future
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everytime I go out with the boys i run thru a short debrief checklist when I get home
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She insur on my rection until I fail miserably and disappoint all
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*IDF Drone POV*
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that thing can’t aim for shit
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being the last one awake on a bender
the amount of trauma hes probably going through...
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Call me a paycheck the way I’m about to get blown irresponsibly
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@PicturesFoIder
That just means you drive slow regularly m, gotta train the clock to raise ur benchmark
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she ain’t responding to ur texts cuz I’m hitting it like
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my ex was pro deflation but only when it was referring to my tires
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@JR1snr
Totally doable. Independent artist needs capital for recording time/going on tour? Crowdsource investments with a value per share, and a percentage of the royalties/tour revenues associated with each share
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my body is a machine that turns money into the most ridiculous 9-leg parlays possible
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When the white girl music comes on best know I’m popping off
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when I’m driving w my girl and she acts up, I take away her airbag privileges
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pov: it’s 2006, you just got home from class and turn on the history channel
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wtf you think I’m doing I’m dying??
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PSA: DO NOT TRY THIS ON A SUNDAY
y’all are not ready for the chaos that will indubitably ensue
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“hope this email finds you well!”
how this email finds me:
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women see this lifestyle and get mad for no reason
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facefucking her while she has a bib on so we dont make a mess
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well, well, well…if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions
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Can everyone stop telling their girl to hmu my phones gonna melt
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What are y’all doing for the insurrection anniversary?
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