Drunk Coyotes
@drunkyotes
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Buffalo native
Arizona State University
Joined December 2021
I wake up and thank God everyday I was alive for the Tyler Ennis era
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Lowkey dawg move by Kevyn Adams for not thanking JJ in his statement. Kesselring makes the D core bigger and better. Doan becomes a huge 3rd line threat. Tage tucks 50. Samuelsson gets addicted to black tar heroin. 2026 the drought ends
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If hitting your vape in the work bathroom feels this good, I cant even imagine what shooting up heroin in a 7/11 bathroom feels like
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Dont you talk to me about that “running is bad for your knees” propaganda fatso
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Holy fuck this barn is quiet. What an anticlimactic finish to such a great series
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Can I get a Coors and can you put the Bananas game on one of these tvs
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Thanks for the amazon gift card grandpa it almost makes up for the receding hairline you gave me
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I got charged with felony DUI in the work truck, 2 counts of vehicular manslaughter, procession of controlled substance, leaving the scene of a crime, and assault on a police officer on company time 😂
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You wanna come over and listen to I dont get tired on my JBL
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