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@celestialm00nx
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get in loser, we're going chopping 🔪🩸 🇬🇧
outta space 👽
Joined January 2022
Why the fuck has my iPhone just FORCED me to verify that I am 18+. It said I had to use either a credit card or a ‘state issued ID’. First of all, I don’t have a credit card and second of all I’m in the UK so I don’t have a ‘state issued ID’. My driving license wouldn’t work,
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Getting older is honestly wild. One wrong pillow angle and now your neck is applying for disability
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Everytime the sun is showing I get fomo I feel like I have to go out or I’ll die
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I still run to the window when I hear a helicopter about to fly over. I'm 46, and a senior manager.
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*opens instagram * yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow specimens.
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not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??
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“2026 will be a peaceful year” Mexico on a random monday:
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Nigga I’d level Gaza again if it would make that one little monkey happy
Apparently, Punch’s plight is deemed more tragic than a child’s in Gaza
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i had to bury my dog a couple weeks ago and i would sacrifice the entire islamic world and its creations to bring her back for just one more hour
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This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏 https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz
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BREAKING: There’s been a mass stabbing of police officers at the Arc de Triomphe in Paris during the rekindling of the Flame of the Unknown Soldier by an Islamist assailant who previously stabbed police officers in 2012 and was later freed.
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🚨BREAKING: David Lammy announces that people under 17 caught carrying a knife will no longer be prosecuted 🇬🇧 They will instead be referred to youth justice services by police in attempt to make them ‘change course’ This is absolutely ridiculous, David Lammy is DANGEROUS ⚠️
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I really wish I didn’t get ChatGPT to see what I would look like with darker hair. Having an existential crisis. Blonde or Dark?! HELP.
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what and I can’t stress this enough, the FUCK?!
🚨NEW: A Bangladeshi migrant has successfully won his asylum case after the court found that, if deported to his country of origin, he would likely face up to 20 years’ imprisonment on bomb-related charges
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why was this even discussed in court? This is not important 😂😂😂
🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk
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WHY is no one talking about this guy that the police shared last week?! The neighbor caught him creeping around a few miles away from Nancy Guthrie’s house. The build is the same!
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I am always so exhausted, I sleep - exhausted, I don’t sleep - exhausted, I’m busy - exhausted, I do nothing - I’m exhausted. What’s wrong with me 😂
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Savannah Guthrie quotes a line from Silence of the Lambs during her plea for her mother’s release. #NancyGuthrie
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