I am the president of White Dudes for Kamala

opened instagram reels and this is the first video I saw

Fun fact: Heath Ledger was originally supposed to drive away in The Dark Knight (2008), but then time started moving backwards and the hospital reconstructed itself. Christopher Nolan was so confused but impressed that it inspired him to make Tenet (2020).

Pouring one out for Chuck Norris, a symbol of the Internet of 2009, in his honor I will send multiple death threats to Justin Bieber.

Moid this, foid that—no one ever talks about the Noid anymore.

My official position on the Crosby trade:

Maxx Crosby jerseys about to go quadruple platinum in Dundalk

Thanks grok

AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A GAS STATION RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF GAS STATION, GO TO IT RIGHT NOW AND PUMP GAS FOR NO REASON. THEIR GAS IS YOUR GAS AS OF RIGHT NOW.

LeBron never did that

Woah

7-year-old just called them “the Pooptriots” unprompted

Do you have a passport? Do you know where your birth certificate is? If the answer to both is no, then you cannot vote under the SAVE Act. The SAVE Act is NOT a voter ID bill. It’s a voter suppression bill.

YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

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@cb_doge Elon begged to go to Epstein Island and they didn’t let him in cause he’s a pathetic loser that no one likes

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A civil war veteran probably saw big chungus in his 90s

this gif is frying me