the ones who walk away from bohmelas
@canonicalchris
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he/him | academic worker & speculative fiction writer | delco trash | northwestern mfa | secret nmixx stan | ranger suárez forever
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Joined October 2019
IMAGINE IT, DREAM IT, BELIEVE IT
Imagine, for a moment, Saquon Barkley on a competent football team. Makes me want to cry
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“There aren’t any linebackers in the NFL who can stay with Gibbs” uh excuse me Kirk I think you’re forgetting someone
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trans person: im trans society: okay your gay friend you try to ignore: you have to play Outer Wilds please give it another chance it will change your life dont look up anything about it just play it blindly it will change your life
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Jake Sully is a weird figure in Na’vi history, like what if Rachel Dolezal was also George Washington
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this is exactly it. i’ve been having a hard time describing this particular structure that’s endemic to these LLMs but the negations are *it*, constantly trying to set and then break expectations because it “thinks” that that’s what effective persuasive writing amounts to
I visualized how I know that a text is entirely written by ChatGPT I couldn't really put into words before except the typical "It's not X, it's Y" structure I think the biggest tell are the negations in every sentence that add zero value to the story. It's constantly trying to
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this is because people have repeatedly used the argument of physical disability to advocate for streamlined frictionless experiences, not actual accessibility. there is very rarely any good faith in the discussion and people are tired of hearing it
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actually fucking dying at this
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we all owe corbeau a big apology…
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Adam Thielen was in fact a Pro Bowler in 2018 😂😂😂
Mike Tomlin will say something like, "We can't eat soup with forks. We need spoons." Then the Steelers will sign a 2018 Pro Bowler to the practice squad.
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this is so funny lmao
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it’s called Elf
They should do a reverse hallmark christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits nyc and discovers the true meaning of urban hedonism
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"you tweeted that --" first of all, do not conflate me, the author, with the "speaker" of my tweets
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this popped into my head five minutes ago and is refusing to leave
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ok but why is ILLIT the legend of zelda: majoras mask of kpop groups
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“It’s not a party in the USA right now.” is, unfortunately, something I will be shoehorning into conversation for the foreseeable future
Miley Cyrus reveals that she no longer sings ‘Party in the USA’ because she does NOT feel it’s the right moment to celebrate the U.S. due to Trump: ‘It’s not a party in the USA right now.’
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everyone involved is experiencing mass hysterical psychosis
‘Wicked’ music producer Greg Wells shares that Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo were so in sync that their vibrato visually lined up during a live duet in London. “I sent them this photo and we all flipped out.”
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there’s a fun episode of The X-Files that does… something like this
They should do a reverse hallmark christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits nyc and discovers the true meaning of urban hedonism
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my take on the OU essay girl is that it is once again protestant nonsense. if you tried citing the bible at a Catholic university they’d ask what you were doing reading that and give you an F.
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Tired: the season is over Wired: IS THAT A SHAVED HEAD?!
Nick Sirianni confirms that Kevin Patullo is still the Eagles' offensive play-caller.
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