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I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.
This lesbian agitator gave her life to protect 68 IQ Somali scammers who couldn’t give less of a shit about her. The most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet.
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if Fallon pulled out the blicky and did a reverse Joker (2019) I would start a mutual aid fund to get him as much alcohol in prison as he wanted
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?" Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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(being interviewed about my novel) that character is a composite of several women i've known over the course of my life that had a profound effect on me and also master chief from halo
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YouTube deleted all my coverage of Israeli soldiers shooting civilians, including children targeted on a live stream, along with my entire account. No community guidelines violated & 3 separate excuses given to me. Then Google deleted my email & won’t respond to appeals.
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my buddies wife having her baby today and i nearly shattered my phone screen from typing “welcome back mr. cheney” in the group chat
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The fact that Dick Cheney died of old age, free and probably surrounded by family, is a disgrace that this country will never escape. He made the world we now live in and suffered zero consequences. He won. We lost.
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I don’t understand people who can turn on a camera and either forget it’s there or just not care. When I turn on a camera, it feels like I have an invited an evil spirit into the room.
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Sure this seems impressive but think of how ridiculously far China lags in funding wars in the Middle East.
NEW: China officially opens the world’s tallest bridge, completing the project in under 4 years. The bridge features a restaurant at the top, a whopping 2600 ft above the river. The bridge not only cuts a 2-hour drive to 2 minutes, but also features as a theme park with a glass
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you can just drive in the carpool lane. no one is going to stop you. the police arent going to give you a ticket; they forgot how to
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so you're telling me our electrical grid cant handle more high speed electric trains and vehicles but these data centers are okay???
OpenAI plans to build data centers that require 10 gigawatts of power — which is about as much as all of New York City.
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We all gotta get more woke right now
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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.
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If I had to join the military for two years at 18, there would be a Wikipedia page called "Pierre L'Fauex" and it wouldn't be good.
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Asking my doctor friend dumb questions like she’s my chat gpt
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The national library has apparently, by accident, modified its online copy of the U.S. Constitution to remove the president’s least favorite part: The provision that guarantees people’s right to challenge their detention and demands the government justify their confinement.
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“Gimme a Economy with no Jobs.” “No jobs?” “And no profits.” “No Profits? Hey Jimmy, gimme an Economy with NOTHIN”
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