Brie Queso
@candidqueso
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flotsam in the river of dreams...just like you
The Boonies
Joined May 2016
Calm yourselves, gents. No need to send dick pics. In my mind, I've already assigned you imaginary penis sizes based on how kind or funny you are.
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Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.
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If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
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If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
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My mom is still holding a grudge since the 70s at a dentist who caused her pain that she then punched straight in the dick.
My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.
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My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.
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“I read somewhere that when we don’t feel wanted, we make ourselves feel needed. And I realize now that is what I’ve been doing my entire life.” ~Unknown
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The entire Southside of Chicago smells 100% like processed meats and weed... Simultaneously delightful and abhorrent.
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ladies, please do not smear queso all over your body instead of wearing regular clothes. this will make me want to take a tortilla chip and mmm, yes, you won't miss just a little bit, but now my wife is yelling at me, she says to scrape off a little bit for her, she loves queso
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4th row behind 3rd Keep an eye out for the happy redhead in the new giant sweatshirt. ⚾️❤️⚾️❤️⚾️❤️
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Yelp review: 2/10 stars Chef's recommendation was 2 steps past my kink level
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Also, who made this alcoholic cherub and thought it was worth stringing from a ceiling?
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For those reading, this is a truly fantastic charity giving back to those that served. Find your local Honor Flight for donations or an opportunity to volunteer.
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Thank you as well to the volunteers, the Cub Scouts, all different American Legions of the area, veteran ambassadors, the brass band & therapy dogs as well.
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Thank you so much for an amazing day of memories for 113 veterans @Honor_Flight_CH including a 98 yr old WW II veteran. ❤️🙏❤️
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I just had a good time at a ZZ Top concert in a rural redneck Republican county. The only logical end to the night is to picture Ron Swanson while I fuck in a pickup bed & shout Murica at climax. Ttyl.
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