When it's barely raining and you see another car with it's windshield wipers on full speed and you don't even have yours on, do you ever wonder what parallel universe the other car is in that you can't see? Or is the weather really different across the double yellow line?

Best costume ever.

If wrestling isn’t real somebody explain this

Still Funny To This Day 😂

I’ve watched this probably 8 times in a row and I am crying dude

I love instant karma

my coworker said “bequeefed” instead of “bequeathed” on a company-wide call and I…I just… I’ve never been happier

Dogs protecting kids

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist

Blocked my first person in a really long time. I really need to stop friending people I don't know in real life.

The foot dragger was replaced by a guy making mouth sounds. I'm not sure which one was worse. Thankfully I'm done and getting ready to leave.

I'm at the mechanic's getting my car inspected. There's a guy who is also waiting for his car to be finished. He's pacing on the cement floor and dragging his feet as he walks. If I make it out of here without leaving a dead body behind it will be a miracle.

I’m not an animator for a good reason - I don’t have the patience or the attention span!

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Protesters look to put local restaurant chain out of business for good. More at 11.

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

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Pizza Hut has 2 days to respond

Idiots learning the art of FAFO

Drop Dead Fred is 34 years old today. Although America wasn't quite ready for Rik Mayall's energetic, anarchic performance back in '91, Fred has since grown a cult following. It was shot at Paisley Park Studios, owned by Prince who'd often visit the set.