Mom dropped me this gem 😌

It’s a bad weekend to be a beer

liam payne: “one direction was formed around me” the x factor:

lol San Francisco

being yelled at by the self checkout machine is so humiliating everyone can hear u getting lectured by a little robot

Dang my mom found out about my tattoo and I said “don’t worry I’m only getting work on my legs” Straight up lied to my mother 😑

Michigan over the Vols?? 🤢

Damn that sucks. Glad we got one game in. #iubb

INDIANA SMOKING THAT ILLINI PACK @IUBarstool

Weighing the options… fill my tank at $6.15/gallon this week or wait until next week at $10? 🤔

Cruising buzzed down a powder run w/ friends. How do you beat that?

Maturing is realizing a good song is a good song, no matter the genre

Idk but all the crypto/shitcoin/NFT/web3 stuff gives me the same vibes as that vemma/verve shit in college… also seems like it’s the same mfs into it too… but idk

HALO….BUT MAKE IT TECHNO @Halo

Easily the best version I’ve seen 😂🙌

The most minor of inconveniences could happen in my day and I’d run up a DoorDash bill later that night 🙁

Ahhh back again. Indiana basketball playing with my ❤️

#MyTwitterAnniversary

Sneaking a 4th person to a dinner reservation for 3, and then you get there and they have a table shaped like a damn triangle 🥲🤣

@SaeedDiCaprio NFT owners out here like

Had such a great time in NYC. Next time we have a global pandemic, definitely scooping up a spot for the low.