I keep a crisp $20 bill in my wallet just for those moments when a hot straight guy says “I’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks”. It’s been sitting there for years because y’all a bunch of wusses.

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The next generation of Apple silicon is here. M2 is ready to supercharge the MacBook Air and 13-inch MacBook Pro, but there’s so much more we announced today. Greater connectivity, customization, and capabilities. Day one done, more to come! #WWDC22

Started looking into NFT art last night. Might try my hand at being a creator. Let’s see how this one goes. #NFT #ART #Crypto

I’m on @withFND 🌐 0x115521fE70E1aF349Fa08Ecd89234a84A99cdE7b https://t.co/AyytOWmajh

To infinity and … 🚀 Experience the origin story of a Space Ranger in Disney and Pixar’s #Lightyear, in theaters Summer 2022. 💫

A reminder that we always have, and always will be #LGBWithTheT

Game is canceled. Both teams are depressed.

The American education system is broken beyond repair

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Look,Am i the perfect woman? Yes. But do i still have my flaws? No. But does that mean everyone should be fatally in love with me? Yes

Wedding season is back.

so a gay person has too much power at Apple and made the shortcut for this emoji 🥺 — “please sir”

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Ngl I’m very proud of this lil photo shoot for our products. #SmallBusiness #smallbusinessowner

Autumn and winter are caffeine addiction times of the year,,, cinnamon, pumpkin, and caramel mmmmm

Took so long to clean up after this one 😌 @lululemonmen @lululemon #thesweatlife #lululemonambassador

should i stop calling boys ‘babe’ or continue and hope one of them calls me ‘babe’ back and we start dating?