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Colin Rourke

@ballin_rourke

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Chicago comedian and writer living in Brooklyn.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2020
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
5 years
If Paul Revere was gay:
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Colin Rourke
3 years
Bing bong. Come take my class @ComedyBrooklyn 😘 link in bio
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@BaileyCarlin
B.W. Carlin
3 years
White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease
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Colin Rourke
3 years
Hey Apple TV, call me too.
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
My New Years resolution is to never get cold again.
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
This is art.
@kimquindlen
Kim Quindlen
3 years
How you and your best friend talk to each other - Christmas Edition
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
Nancy Pelosi, girl, you send me one more email and I’m registering as a Republican
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Paige
3 years
I would watch her do a 4 hour one woman show #TheWhiteLotus
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Colin Rourke
3 years
Okay Smokey Bear can get it
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Colin Rourke
3 years
The Macy’s Thanksgiving’s Day parade is an absolute fever dream. I love it.
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Colin Rourke
3 years
Tonight at 7: @ComedyBrooklyn Tomorrow at 8: Portland, Maine Next Thursday: Thanksgiving
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@kimquindlen
Kim Quindlen
3 years
College Tour Guide: Very Special Guest Edition
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Colin Rourke
3 years
Omg they brought THE MOLE back!?
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
Cancel my meetings. I’ve become busy
@LisaMMcGee
Lisa McGee
3 years
Worldwide Derry Girls assemble! Or something like that maybe?? Our third and final series or season ( depending on your persuasion) drops on Netflix tomorrow. Six episodes and a special extended final episode #DerryGirls
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
Pittsburgh!! It’s me!! And them!! Link to tickets in bio!
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
It’s that time of year again where sweatshirts get squished into the corners of closets as if they’re not the lifeblood of Fall
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
Someone.
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
@MandyRodio behind the cam cam
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@ballin_rourke
Colin Rourke
3 years
@thesexydragon2 as girl w/ bladder
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Colin Rourke
3 years
Someone.
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