Colin Rourke
@ballin_rourke
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Chicago comedian and writer living in Brooklyn.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2020
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Nancy Pelosi, girl, you send me one more email and I’m registering as a Republican
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The Macy’s Thanksgiving’s Day parade is an absolute fever dream. I love it.
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Cancel my meetings. I’ve become busy
Worldwide Derry Girls assemble! Or something like that maybe?? Our third and final series or season ( depending on your persuasion) drops on Netflix tomorrow. Six episodes and a special extended final episode #DerryGirls
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Pittsburgh!! It’s me!! And them!! Link to tickets in bio!
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Tonight 8pm @ClubCumming!!!! Ft: @JakeWCornell
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It’s that time of year again where sweatshirts get squished into the corners of closets as if they’re not the lifeblood of Fall
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