Kristen Buter
@butes
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Wife, Mom, Honorary Italian, Lover of all things Food, Fitness & Tequila. She/Her.
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Joined February 2009
It would not surprise me if Punxsutawney Phil announced six more weeks of January.
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Can we ban talking on speakerphone in public? I don't even want to hear someone on my own phone.
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We're taught that our actions matter more than our words. That's why saying "I don't need an answer now, so don't worry about this until tomorrow" before sending someone 19 messages can still create stress. Instead, use message scheduling tools so your actions match your words.
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I love that Ottawa does nothing for 51 weeks of the year, the decides to do everything on a single weekend in May.
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You’re not stuck in Tulip Festival traffic, you *are* Tulip Festival traffic.
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I'll probably be more worried about AI taking my job when managers figure out how to save pdfs on their own.
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When you see the grid for tomorrow's Miami GP: 1. Pérez 2. Alonso 3. Sainz 4. Magnussen 5. Gasly 6. Russell 7. Leclerc 8. Ocon 9. Verstappen 10. Bottas 🍿🍿🍿
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The best team in the NHL has been taken to Game 7 by what I have always sort of assumed is a money laundering operation
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Every day it becomes more clear how damaging that last election was for the province of Ontario
NEW: Premier Doug Ford says the government will introduce new legislation that would “eliminate the post secondary education requirement to become a police officer” as the province tries to create a “pipeline” of police officers. #onpoli
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No one tells you that when your kids are finally older and able to put themselves to bed, they’re just always around and they never go to bed.
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Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”
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Guys what do we think the Nordstrom sales are really going to be like?
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