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Screenplay idea: 3 librarians adopt a hostile kangeroo that plays harmonica.
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RT @MayoMonkeyredux: When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at Disneyland. Also, I do not want to be cremated.
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RT @Tarquin_Helmet: I don't believe Ghislaine Maxwell killed herself next month.
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RT @DocAtCDI: My mate set me up on a blind date and he said, I'd better warn you, shes expecting a baby. I felt like such an idiot sitting….
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RT @burnthair: @goofysouthpaw I sporadically tweet about Hoth Wampa😅
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RT @_Hybreed_: The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden' . The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark' .
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RT @BrianStack153: Still one of my all-time favorite Onion headlines.
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RT @BobGolen: Pulled a muscle. Skedaddled when I should’ve moseyed.
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RT @WJReid3: Recently discovered I'm dyslexic, lamo.
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RT @burnthair: I randomly call people hoss regardless of gender.
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Any women here want to get drunk and screw?.No trollops.
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RT @WJReid3: You never hear about someone finding their shit.
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RT @MoMohler: It’s Adam and Eve, not Dave & Buster’s.
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RT @DocAtCDI: When the moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that'….
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RT @burnthair: Old motherfucker.sat in the cupboard.eating curds and whey.long came a spider.and sat down besider.said motherfucker hey.
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RT @burnthair: super hot coworker walking by. me: (don't be weird don't be weird) I gotta piss like a motherfucker.
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RT @MoMohler: 🎵 Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? 🎵.
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RT @BobGolen: At the liquor store:. "Sir, do you need help?". "Yes, but it's easier to just come here.".
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RT @_Hybreed_: All continents start and end with the same letter.
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RT @JackKel19462997: If you’re movin up then I’m movin in. _. Aggressively homeless Billy Joel.
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