RT @Mark_Cam_3: Inside me there are two bagels.

RT @zerogspot:

Vain.

RT @TjMak33: 2am- all drunks hour.3am- lonely drunks hour .3:30am- whippet heads hour .4am- crack head and overlapping early joggers hour.5….

RT @kristenschaaled: Bring back @Detroiters or at least make the movie!.

RT @_NatalieWould: I finally found my place but there's a line.

RT @mouse_math: good morning! 🙂

RT @UnIxphysco: I put a framed picture of the HR lady on my desk to spice up my day.

RT @zerogspot: at my age, it's no longer "Simon Says" it's more like "Arthritis Says".

No regular working person should care whether or not Stephen Colbert is losing his show next year. He makes $20M per year. Nothing bad is happening to him.

As far as I know, it isn't illegal to impersonate a musician. So that's my plan.

Forget the kiss cam. We need a fuck cam.

Aquaman is a beautiful name for a child.

People call me the Deuce Man.

On God. This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

I don't give a shit whose show gets cancelled. Cancel every show.

RT @DoNtBeAaShHuLL: Epiphany would be a great girl’s name.

Why does it look like he's hosting Blue's Clues?.

RT @mouse_math: "gross" is the word, indeed.

RT @UnIxphysco: Can't right now. I'm burning dinner.