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Brian Schefke

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Historian of biology, PNW, fur trade, science & empire, science & conservatism. Now on Bluesky: @bschefke.bsky.social

Seattle, Wash.
Joined December 2009
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@bschefke
Brian Schefke
1 year
So much this.
@midwestern_ope
Midwest vs. The Rest
1 year
Midwesterners get offended when someone passes on the highway and they’re already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit. “sorry my speeding wasn’t good enough and I hope you get pulled over”
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@bschefke
Brian Schefke
2 years
I've seen reports of a few other thefts at Amazon lockers and they were done in the same way that this one was.
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Brian Schefke
2 years
I posted this earlier, but I'll post it again. @Amazon needs to take another look at their lockers, especially those placed outside, because they're vulnerable to being broken into:
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Brian Schefke
2 years
Well, that's the last time I will use @amazon Locker:
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@bschefke
Brian Schefke
3 years
I've been that "Midwestern coworker".
@TheNeedling
The Needling
3 years
Immersive New Escape Room Challenges Participants to Avoid Small Talk with Midwestern Coworkers: https://t.co/7aXE1SGj1f
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Brian Schefke
3 years
For a second, I thought this tweet said that the vehicle was blocking the Mercer St. exit, and I thought, "Oh, dear...."
@wsdot_traffic
WSDOT Traffic
3 years
On the I-5 southbound express lanes just north of Mercer St there is a disabled vehicle blocking the right lane.
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@EffinBirds
Effin' Birds
3 years
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@KingCountyMetro
King County Metro 🚏
3 years
Our buses can get you to the big #SeattlePrideParade on Sunday! 🌈🌈🌈 Parade info: https://t.co/7XW10Z108M Service advisories: https://t.co/sHZ2vgbtxM
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@DetroitLibrary
Detroit Library
3 years
Kickoff #SummerReading at the #detroitpubliclibrary Campbell Branch this Tuesday, June 20 at 1 pm with the Huron-Clinton Metroparks! Learn about birds of prey in Michigan--hawks, eagles, falcons, and owls. Can you spot them in Detroit? RSVP: https://t.co/rNM8dXFuX1
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Brian Schefke
3 years
Bidding on eBay sucks. Goddamn snipers.
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Brian Schefke
3 years
Did I miss the part in the Beatitudes where Jesus said, "Blessed are the suicide bombers"?
@RightWingWatch
Right Wing Watch
3 years
Right-wing pastor Kent Christmas urges Christians to "get a hold of some passion" & be willing to die: "You want to know why the Muslim faith has had its advancements? It's because the Muslims were willing to die for their beliefs. They were willing to strap bombs to their chest"
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@TheNeedling
The Needling
3 years
White Ally Anxiously Awaits Invite to Juneteenth Cookout: https://t.co/zSjDuYQ3Jo
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@UAW4121
UAW 4121 Academic Workers
3 years
Postdocs reached a Tentative Agreement on our next contract tonight! ✊ Tomorrow, we will make a collective decision around the timing for ending our strike. Members, check your email for details as well as information about the ratification vote process!
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Brian Schefke
3 years
Told ya.
@espn
ESPN
3 years
THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS WIN IT 95 SECONDS INTO OT ⚔️
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Brian Schefke
3 years
I kinda like the Jeeks in this one (Jeeks = GKs = Golden Knights). #nhl #StanleyCup
@NHL
NHL
3 years
You know the drill. Let's hear those OT predictions!  🗣️ #StanleyCup
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Brian Schefke
3 years
'specially in the playoffs.
@NHL
NHL
3 years
*pours coffee* #StanleyCup
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Brian Schefke
3 years
Bonus hockey!
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Brian Schefke
3 years
This Stars-Golden Knights series is going to be a good one, methinks. #nhl #StanleyCup
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