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Bill Gates Compliments Trump on Wife Who Didn’t Ditch Him Just Because He’s in the Epstein Files:.
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RT @TheNeedling: At press time, the couple that makes sure they also never consume food dyes was headed over to the food stands for some fr….
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At press time, the couple that makes sure they also never consume food dyes was headed over to the food stands for some fried butter, hot dogs and bright pink and blue cotton candy.
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Couple That Doesn’t Trust Vaccines Does Trust Carnival Rides:
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RT @TheNeedling: A Waymo’s pilot drive through Seattle came to an explosive end today after a half hour of trying to get through a five-way….
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A Waymo’s pilot drive through Seattle came to an explosive end today after a half hour of trying to get through a five-way Green Lake stop resulted in it spontaneously combusting.
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Waymo Trying to Get Through 5-Way Green Lake Stop Spontaneously Combusts:
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RT @TheNeedling: Expanding on the popularity of the city’s “Find It, Fix It” app that sends city crews to fix problems citizens spot and re….
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RT @TheNeedling: ‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better: http….
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Expanding on the popularity of the city’s “Find It, Fix It” app that sends city crews to fix problems citizens spot and report, today Seattle launched a spinoff “Find Him, Fix Him” app that sends in women who should know better to fix its most defective men.
‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better:
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‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better:
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Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Clogs Gorge to Remind Cal Raleigh Who the Real Big Dumper Is:
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Tesla proposes $1 trillion pay package for Elon Musk. If all tranches hit — $TSLA would be valued at $8.5 trillion. Our traders now forecast:.• 82% chance of robotaxi public release in 2025.• 44% chance Optimus is on sale by 2026
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RT @TheNeedling: “800 lbs. of waste dumped straight onto a Chicago River open-top sightseeing tour boat in 2004 – anyone forget? Well, just….
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RT @TheNeedling: Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Clogs Gorge to Remind Cal Raleigh Who the Real Big Dumper Is: https://….
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“800 lbs. of waste dumped straight onto a Chicago River open-top sightseeing tour boat in 2004 – anyone forget? Well, just in case you did,” said Matthews as he unloaded a waterfall of waste into the Columbia River. “Pretty dam sure you won’t now. You cannot quit me so quickly.”.
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