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Seattle, WA
Joined July 2017
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“Honestly, he can also keep the private gym he built for himself at City Hall too – I already get plenty of exercise between all the walking and lifting up my daughter.”
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: https://t.co/inew5GwYjt
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"Harrell will also reportedly be spending time with a recent new friend his campaign staff introduced to him today to break the bad news the best way they knew how: A 10-foot AI MLK Jr."
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To the east, to the east, everything you own in a box to the east.
Mayor Harrell Threatens to Move Back to Bellevue If Katie Wilson Wins This Fall: https://t.co/RcK3aGCghF
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“Honestly, he can also keep the private gym he built for himself at City Hall too – I already get plenty of exercise between all the walking and lifting up my daughter.”
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: https://t.co/inew5GwYjt
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ICYMI:
Harrell Argues Seattle Needs Mayor Who Can Afford Enough Childcare to Forget Own Child Even Exists: https://t.co/Lx2gez63Vx
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Mayor Harrell Salutes Homeless Veterans as Unified Care Team Sweeps Them into Tukwila: https://t.co/RX85WvYQfW
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Well well well, how the turnsweeps.
Mayor Harrell Salutes Homeless Veterans as Unified Care Team Sweeps Them into Tukwila: https://t.co/RX85WvYQfW
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This!
Well well well, how the turnsweeps.
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“Wipe that smile off your face–did I say she fucking won? Has anyone said she’s won?” Madame Payne said as she cracked a whip. “Don’t jinx this you little bitch or I’m getting the electric nipple clamps out.”
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Well well well, how the turnsweeps.
Mayor Harrell Salutes Homeless Veterans as Unified Care Team Sweeps Them into Tukwila: https://t.co/RX85WvYQfW
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“Wipe that smile off your face–did I say she fucking won? Has anyone said she’s won?” Madame Payne said as she cracked a whip. “Don’t jinx this you little bitch or I’m getting the electric nipple clamps out.”
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While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: https://t.co/8m7ynj21sc
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‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: https://t.co/8m7ynj21sc
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It seems that civil insurrection superstore Chop Mart has a new local competitor - Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium!
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: https://t.co/8m7ynj21sc
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While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: https://t.co/8m7ynj21sc
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‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: https://t.co/8m7ynj21sc
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