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https://t.co/FlZIVFMV6S Charley Crockett says I bear an uncanny resemblance to Billy Bob Thornton
Joined October 2015
If you’re driving a 70,000 dollar pickup that ain’t filled with tools, but is just your daily driver, I ain’t buying your gas price angst.
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Self-respect.
Gentlemen, what is stopping you from looking like Dinesh D’Souza?
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Good morning to everyone, except those who don’t think #turnpiketroubadours will be any good now that Evan is sober.
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Instead of y'all sending thank you tweets to @RalstonReports, go to the @TheNVIndy and donate. Support the man's good work with your $$.
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I would have stayed sober today, at least til the brisket was done, but then Charlie Robison. .
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It's time we harden parade routes, only allow one entry.
Republicans any minute now: “It’s not about gun violence, it’s about parade safety.”.
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It'll buff out.
Remember a month ago when I was thrilled my daughter finally passed her driving test? 😱😱😂
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Is your husband still showing his dick to underaged girls.
One year ago, they silenced President Trump on Twitter. If we don’t fight back against Big Tech in 2022, their egregious ways will only continue. Chip in $20.22 today so that we can retake the House & stop big tech censorship!.
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You can support gun rights without fetishizing guns.
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Was that before @USAquarium?.Or before @JasonIsbell ? .Or before the @drivebytruckers ?.Or @thechicks ?.Or credence?.Or the Guess Who?.Or Dylan and Phil Ochs?.Or Woody Guthrie or Nina Simone or John Coltrane?.No, I don't remember.
Remember when we could talk music on Twitter without drowning in political hatred posts?
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The REAL future of country music is dudes with a day job and a dream.
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The behavior of Americans during the pandemic is the single greatest argument against Libertarianism ever.
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So add "war-crimes" to the list of things Republicans used to abhor and now cheer for.
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Did you call Morgan Wallen a poet?.Damn, son.
George Jones tried to shoot a man. Billy Joe Shaver did shoot a man. Trace Adkins was shot by his ex-wife, I bet for good reason. Don’t even get me started on rockers. Some poets tend to be a bit much. 🤷.
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@MissMargoPrice @DollyVolly Be nice if men would appreciate music made by women regardless of their physical appearance.
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Hi, troll farm. It's not called the "almo". And I am sure the way Texans prattle on about the goddamned thing, no one could forget it if they tried.
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It's time we end civil forfeiture. It's time we replace traffic stops with e-tickets. if it isn't a DWI suspect, or reckless driving, take a picture. Send a ticket.
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It's really impressive how much @FlatlandCavalry 's songwriting matured from Come May to Humble Folk to Homeland Insecurity.
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The Greatest Playlist in Texas and Hence the World.
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When this guy got home, he couldn't work the job of his choice, live in certain neighborhoods, or raise his voice to a white man lest he be lynched. Come together? My ass.
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Started weight loss on 11/16. I weighed 232.9.This A.M. I weighed 190.2.
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There is more cool in this picture than has any right to exist.
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How the hell can a person go to work in the morning.And come home in the evening and have nothing to say?.
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I like the new Turnpike, but don't love it yet. Their older albums have more organic sound. This sounds a lot like Shane Smith and the Saints production. The writing and playing are superb. Black sky is my favorite cut.
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@runclepennybags @LizardRumsfeld Well, an anti-vaxxer dying of something for which there is a vaccine. .
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"A dancehall is where you dance with your wife. A honkey tonk is where you dance with someone else's". --Someone much smarter than me. @RedDirt_Roots any idea who?.
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Just discovered "Rich Men North of Richmond", but so has the far right. Disappointing.
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What a miserable motherfucker.
Jimmy Buffett taught Americans to hate their jobs and live for nights and weekends so they could stuff themselves with food and alcohol. But pride in work is what gives Americans purpose and explains our success. Deaths of despair may be considered part of his cultural legacy.
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When you see your favorite band. And the lead singer calls you by name and asks how you like Texas
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This is @TTChilders best album.@USAquarium 's albums since @BJBarhamTweets got sober are their best work. @StxTweek sounds better than ever. Miss me with "sobriety ruins country music".
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So, the interview from yesterday?. Got the job. Start the 29th. 14,600 more per year.
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One of the beat country songs ever. Vern is underrated.
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Remember I told you I interviewed for a management position? I'm gonna be the operations manager. I have these people so buffaloed.
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10 hours before I hit the road, and say goodbye to Texas.
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TO argue that the GOP isn't racist is to think racism means calling people racial epithets. Not disdaining the cry of black americans for equal treatment by cops, ignoring all of the institutional racism out there.
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@greg_doucette The cop said to call him "sir". Cuffed him for not showing ID. They wonder why they're hated.
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Guy was the greatest. you're wrong if you don't agree. Always trust your cape.
Guy Clark sangin Desperados Waiting for the Train in Heartworm Highways is one of the best musical performances of all-time.
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I'm going to ask you all once again. Please consider voting Libertarian. You're knee-jerk response by voting straight Dem will solve nothing. The two parties will never change if you don't demand they do.
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Y'all, what would we do without music,.I listen nearly every waking hour.
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So, I broke the 200 pound barrier. 198.8. Can't remember the last time I weighed this little.
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Got 3rd interview tomorrow for the professional job I really want. If I get it, I can quit with these damned kids.
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THose of you who don't dig Guy Clark might wanna mute me today. ain't no other artist getting played or tweeted by me today.7 years gone. Seems like decades and like yesterday.
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@LasVegasLocally 1. Gin and tonic.2. Weed. 3. Burgers on the grill.4. Fuck I am full and tired.5. Night.
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The idea of fruit flavored whiskey is an abomination and must be stomped out.
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On the true plus side., you're at about 12 minutes
On the plus side, Democrats still have 100% support from MS-13 and Iran.
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