Do you think Max Martin and Shellback were just giggling in the studio the whole time?

You can now shop with @Etsy (and soon @Shopify) in ChatGPT using Link.

Have recently noticed anytime someone starts with "Respectfully," it usually followed by the most unhinged, disrespectful statement someone has ever dared commit to writing.

MCR tour + TS12 announcement in the same week. If that ain’t my split personality test results...

Welcome to X, @link!

Cannot express how much I want Slack to confirm with me before starting a huddle that I actually want to start a huddle.

Remember when we had four years of not this?

The fact that we are just expected to work today like our entire democracy isn't in the hands of 20k people in Pennsylvania is insane

A little bait on rally attendance and boom "they're eating the dogs!"

Big day. Get to add "death by earthquake" to the list of New York induced anxieties.

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

Guns are banned at the NRA convention in Texas this weekend when Trump speaks. Let that sink in.

Republicans be like “mustn't harm our children with books that teach them about sexuality and race” after telling them how to barricade their classroom.

In America you can be forced to have a child but once you have that child you can’t: - Afford the healthcare they need - Find baby formula to feed them - Be certain they won’t be gunned down at their elementary school

We let the guy from The Apprentice hand pick a third of the Supreme Court.

I know this seems bad but we can’t just pack the court— people would lose trust in the institution that just told all women to fuck off and die

Gooooooood morning it’s a wonderful day to say “fuck you” to the patriarchy. Can’t wait for Sammy A to get his thank you note from @PPact 😌 #RoeVWade