Brittany Holbrook
@britholb
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My life is a tragically hilarious nightmare. Welcome to the shit show. Pronouns: she/her/hers
Joined September 2012
If you can’t jam to Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride with me then idfwu
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“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”
BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.
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Neurodivergent? In my day we called it “a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted.”
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It’s never lost on me just how lucky I am to get to love and be loved by my best friend but damn, I just love giggling with that man. Like we just be laying in bed giiiiiigggggling. It’s my most favorite thing in the world.
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For the first time in Olympic history, Team USA won the gold medal in both men's and women's hockey in the same year 🇺🇸
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I’m grateful the ugliness in this world hasn’t killed my empathy but holy fuck I’m tired
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Minnesotans are leading the way. Mass resistance to fascism is led on the ground, in community, together. The many always outnumber the few. ICE will not win, and neither will this corrupt regime. The WH’s increasingly desperate and erratic behavior shows they know it, too.
Thousands and thousands of people have poured into the streets for Minnesota general strike demanding ICE out of their state. Footage via @BTnewsroom.
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Why is having a fever as an adult so embarrassing? 103° at 31? Grow up
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I’ve seen the video. Don’t believe this propaganda machine. The state will ensure there is a full, fair, and expeditious investigation to ensure accountability and justice.
Today, ICE officers in Minneapolis were conducting targeted operations when rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers in an attempt to kill them—an act of domestic terrorism.
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Asked Darius what color lingerie I should go with and he **genuinely** said “lime green.” So we have officially broken up because wtf was that??? 🤢
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“Bowl games are officially dead.” Counterpoint:
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i knew we were in late-stage capitalism, but i didn’t realize we were in **HUNGER GAMES** late-stage capitalism
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
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This season won't last forever. This darkness won't last forever. This pain won't last forever.
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sometimes i see a post from this account and i go check the news
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I’m not too terribly bothered by aging but today I pulled a muscle in my ass while bowling (literally frame 1) and I swear, if I have to start stretching before BOWLING to avoid injury, imma lose it.
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Damn they got two bass pro shops
Sunrise from Cairo. The view outside our hotel is IMMACULATE. Great pyramids off in the distance.
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Sure didn’t know that back when evermore dropped blondie was dropping an Easter egg for my 2025. Realizing I’ve really been down since July. Unreal. The way her mind works.
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I have a friend that genuinely does not gaf about Taylor but every single album cycle, she’ll send me news articles or a song used on a video. Because she knows it’s something *I* would like. If someone makes you feel down for any hobby you have, they’re not your friend!
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me singing Wi$h Li$t at the top of my lungs as if i'm not The Bolter
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