
meredith
@noyeahobviously
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diet coke enthusiast
Venice Beach, CA
Joined April 2009
The incredible thing was that I got to hang out with @noyeahobviously š I meant to post a picture of us together but we were too busy yappingā¦.many such cases
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Iām friends with a set of twins whose birthday is today and I accidentally included one exclamation point more on my happy birthday message to one of them than the other and Iām so stressed out about it now, I hope they donāt compare notes, I love them equally
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I made the objectively true statement that not everyone is hot and I have a hundred freaks tearing apart my appearance feature by feature in detail. Havenāt gotten that treatment here in a while. Iāve still got it!
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If you are a guy in the replies here being mad about this, an objectively true statement directed at no one specifically, perhaps you should look inward about why it upsets you personally š«¶š½
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Yeah well a lot of guys are ugly
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Everyone at the TX vs OU game could go to the State Fair afterward and see Paul Wall perform there tonight, that is incredible, what a gift
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My southern accent suddenly activates the moment I begin watching Texas football like some sort of yeehaw sleeper cell
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Canāt wait to bump lines on the club floor this weekend
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The most Sagittarius shit I ever heard
Dick Van Dyke, who is turning 100 this December, thinks āit would be funnyā if he didn't make it to December. Source: š https://t.co/RFNsAqitND
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