meredith
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Creator Outreach Partner @myfanzum ✨ You can find me on the dance floor, at the gym, or on a plane. Usually drinking a Diet Coke. ♐️♉️♈️ [email protected]
Venice Beach, CA
Joined April 2009
Now, telling someone you jack off to them before you’ve ever like slept together or been on dates or whatever is something you keep to yourself, like don’t be on the first date like “I jack off to you all the time” have some decorum
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When I’m super into someone I fantasize about them and get off to the thought of being with them sexually. I don’t understand the problem? I’d rather my partner jack off to me than to porn and I have absolutely no issue with porn (obviously)
all of my exes have admitted to this so i thought it was normal. and then i met a non-misogynistic, wholesome man and i saw fireworks every where i went.
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JUST KIDDING obviously my child, I already do what I can with my current budget but I’d go crazy if money was no object
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Myself
one person you can’t wait to spoil when you get rich?
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I was originally discontinuing the sale of my Dropbox access bc I’m retired from making ~that kind~ of content, but I’ve gotten like 4,000 new followers in the last 2 days and most of y’all are horny dudes so if you want access to my archive of XXX content you have this chance to
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Listen you can be ugly, just don’t do it in front of me
I have a friend that’s not ashamed to tell me when a nigga is ugly. I showed her this nigga and she just screamed like courage the cowardly dog. My bad. Damn.
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Me liking every single post by Somalis claiming Minnesota as their promised land
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To the telemarketer who called me repeatedly at 6:30am: you will begin to cough in 5 days and will never see the kingdom of heaven.
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These posts have been frying me all day lmao incredible work by the people of Somalia, please keep it up, y’all are bringing me so much joy
God promised Minnesota to Somalis
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I took my mom to see Paul McCartney one time and she was kinda lit, threw her arm around my shoulder during Hey Jude and said “this is the best day of my life!” and you know what? I get it.
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I was originally discontinuing the sale of my Dropbox access bc I’m retired from making ~that kind~ of content, but I’ve gotten like 4,000 new followers in the last 2 days and most of y’all are horny dudes so if you want access to my archive of XXX content you have this chance to
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🌟 Welcome to our newest Fanzum creators — Meredith and Rossi! Both are now live with memberships & exclusive content. Go show your support: Meredith 👉 https://t.co/GEWvhyloHg Rossi 👉 https://t.co/ohFK3TQsUv
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She beats him
Travis Kelce reveals he and fiancée Taylor Swift have never argued in their 2.5-year relationship.
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