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miss fancy fingernail shimmer shimmy lip gloss barbie. let me retweet in peace. mamba forever 🕊💜💛.
old valyria
Joined November 2009
Welcome to the 25-26 school year! New school year, new school, new kids. This is the thread where I write the funniest things my students say to me. Boy did they hit the ground running.
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First look at ‘YOU, ME & TUSCANY’, a new rom-com starring Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page The film follows a woman who becomes a squatter in an abandoned Tuscan villa until meeting the owner who leads her to love. In theaters on April 10, 2026 (Source: https://t.co/MvRlYQohp0)
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I'm hiring a founding product designer for @essencetheapp. This is the most important role in the company at this stage! $60-$100/hr with optional equity. Remote. DM me your portfolio.
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There’s been little more concerning than reading Epstein’s emails. He wasn’t just socializing with the powerful — he was tracking them, analyzing them, and getting briefed like an operative. Every thread is another red flag. And they kept emailing him anyway.
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Luxury just got more precise! LVMH’s Watch Division is taking a minority stake in Swiss movement maker La Joux-Perret from Japan’s Citizen Group, deepening its access to high-end, Swiss-made movements at scale. This strategic move strengthens the backbone of TAG Heuer, Hublot,
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Pride is a muthafucka this should have happened 2 days ago
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it’s crazy the things we don’t even realize we don’t have because of racism, i never even thought about the fact i never saw a black fetus illustrated & now that i’m seeing it, my mind is really blown that i never saw one before now
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Jordan Peterson speaks powerfully about meaning and faith—but is he clear on the God of the Bible? Today we dive deep into @jordanbpeterson’s spiritual contradictions and ask: when it comes to God and the Bible, is he misleading millions? Subscribe via the link in my bio!
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And where is her all expenses paid trip to Disney World?
Hero Spotlight: Meet Cloe Woods, a 5 year old from Kenner, Louisiana, who guided her blind grandmother and dog to safety, as a fire raged in their home. She remembered fire safety rules from Kenner Firefighters who had come to her school.
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lock him up too bro, we do not give a fuck
Bill Gates hung out with Epstein before and AFTER Epstein became a convicted sex offender. His relationship with Epstein is even said to have played a role in his divorce. Any Democrats mentioning his name? Of course not. They wouldn’t dare. https://t.co/G6PWYQVHB1
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At the 2025 Teacher Freedom Summit, @YeonmiParkNK delivered a powerful warning: America’s education system is losing its edge. After escaping North Korea and seeing firsthand what true oppression looks like, she reminded us that freedom and excellence go hand in hand.
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People missing the point. A White man gonna White man no matter what but it’s imperative that black folks not allow them mfs to do that while occupying our spaces. Really I don’t want them in our spaces at all but, not all black people feel that way so at least have standards
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“I hate brown people so much that I don’t care if Donald Trump raped children.”
I don't give a single fuck if Donald trump was with 17 year olds in bikinis or if he slept with them I care about deportations When I see indians and mexicans in my country, I don’t think “well at least Joe Biden wasn’t friends with Epstein”
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I’m ngl. Trump being a throat goat would be the funniest scandal to ever hit American politics for so many reasons that it might actually break the minds of the entire country lol
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