Random person: oh wow, you have a PhD? What in? Me: Mathematics RG: wow, so you can add big numbers? Me: No, I'm not a calculator. RG: I hate math.

Maybe @NintendoAmerica would be interested in this

So frustrating. Even the store engagement employee was baffled. Do better

Hey @Target can you please help me change the shipping address for my #Switch2. So much time wasted to be told I have to wait for it to ship to change the address. Makes no sense. Ready to cancel my circle card over this.

This iconic romance author also publishes under the pen name JD Robb. Name the author.

“Bones added that if everyone has the right to own a gun, everyone should also have access to healthcare. ‘How about providing some free mental health if everybody gets a gun?’”

Note the lack of Drag Shows on the list.

This pretty much sums it up for me

"I hope you have a successful procedure and please let me know when you're able to resume class. Also, you might reach out to Dean of Students as they can let your other faculty know." Also me (screaming) DONT SEND ME YOUR MEDICAL INFO. JUST GET BETTER! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

I read this is almost 1 sitting on Tuesday after a Dr appointment. To say I loved it isn't doing this book justice. Man, what a banger. #GeoegieAllAlong #GeorgieandLevi #romance #readRomance #bookish @kateclayborn

Since I teach *ahem* "adults" I start my semester with, "this is a math class. No one states at the crotch smiling in a math class. Put your phones away bc it distracts me"

One of the most beloved free-to-use photos in the Library's collection is of Brünnhilde, for obvious reasons. We're happy to report that 2023 comes with a freshly digitized photograph of Brünnhilde from another angle. 😻 More of our free-to-use photos: https://t.co/WxIawrfU9k

Hey @GCISD I don't understand how you can do this. Doesn't it violate FERPA? Did every student/parent on this list given permission (I know the answer, but I'm asking, you know, for a friend). @GCISD_Athletics #FERPA #GCISD #GrapevineColleyville #education

And that, said Jeffrey on Twitter that day Is the stupidest thing I've heard anyone say. Should teachers need parents to give their consent Before any second of class time is spent On answering students with questions on race? My God. How'd we ever wind up in this place?

Headed home to Buffalo today with a lot of love on my heart. 🫶🏾 Watching the world come together around me on Sunday was truly an amazing feeling. The same love you all have shown me is the same love that I plan to put back into the world n more. Bigger than football! 🫶🏾

That's vas deferens from how I'd write this tweet

I am just a girl Stading in front of my syllabus Asking it to write itself

Did you know? If a lynx sits on your lap you have to stay there until it leaves 😼

I want to start a Gofundme for Kevin McCarthy's Domme. He's getting lifetimes of humiliation and shame here, he's never going to see her again and that poor woman is now out of a job. *A friend sent me this and I think it's brilliant. I'd donate.