Matt Braunger
@Braunger
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Anxiety… Live! Tour starts Sept 27!https://t.co/UBPhzRjSOT
Joined February 2009
My @donttellcomedy set is up today. The wife says it's great and she typically avoids my act like the plague. Enjoy:
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Hey, for whoever (whomever?) still follows me on here, I was hacked a month ago and I finally got my account back. Sorry for all the BS they may have posted (I’m guessing crypto?). Anyway, hello again
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ARCHIE BUNKER!!
'My girlfriend yelled a TV character's name during sex - it was so disturbing' https://t.co/SikMUBDq0q
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Brand new set on Punchup Live rn, with added dates:
punchup.live
Matt Braunger is one of the most streamed comics of all time (100 million on Pandora alone). He has four comedy specials: Shovel Fighter (Comedy Central), Big Dumb Animal (Netflix), Finally Live in...
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So fun to hear "We should run the country like a company" line from a rich person for the billionth time
Jake Paul on why he prefers Trump over Biden: "I look at it like this: If you were starting a company, would you want an 80-something year-old CEO? No. You would want the younger version"
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Literally was talking to my therapist today about how deadlines are helpful and here is a fantastic example
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heyLA @TheComedyStore 7:30pm tonight @Braunger @annielederman @jeremiahstandup 8pm @samtripoli @funnyfelipe @WhitneyCummings 9pm @ejkerrigan @IanEdwardsComic #JayLarson & more 8pm @LargoLosAngeles @kumailn
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Just in: The rodeo bull that jumped the fence in Sisters, Oregon is named "Party Bus"
theguardian.com
Bull hopped fence and ran through concession area, lifting one person off the ground, before professionals secured it
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The part where Elliot finds ET in the bushes and he shrieks made me have nightmares for a solid year about ETs breaking into my house to kill me
‘E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL’ hit theaters 42 years ago today. 🛸
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June 12th at @Permanent_LA ~with~ @Braunger
@PallaviGunalan
@andyiwancio
@emilymayamills
@FrankieQuinones
@NinaTarr See you there! Advance tix for this week and future shows: https://t.co/6fuLxoBXXb Poster by @katherineleon & @bienvenidez
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🚨JUST ANNOUNCED🚨 Matt Braunger is heading back to The Vault from Dec 5-7! @Braunger 🔒Lock in your tickets: https://t.co/ES6Of5NkUX
#comedyvault #comedy #mattbraunger #standup #chicagoland #batavia
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This lineup is bonkers. I would go watch it even if I wasn't on it
Tuesday! 🚨 w/ @annielederman @TonyBakercomedy @Braunger & Harland Williams! @standupots 7:30pm @TheComedyStore Get tix here while you can, they’re moving fast!: https://t.co/nb70Ui658d
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"And then it generates an audience that doesn't want actual people acting in things written by other actual people. Because, you know, the alternative feels like watching a video game you're not playing"
Ashton Kutcher says you'll soon be able to "render a whole movie" using AI. "You’ll just come up with an idea for a movie, then it will write the script, then you’ll input the script into the video generator and it will generate the movie."
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My God. That's worse than @joshgondelman
Hunter Biden's Ex-GF Claims He'd Smoke Crack As Soon As He'd Wake Up | Click to read more 👇
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