Andy Iwancio
@andyiwancio
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trans gal, comedy-person, dj, fucking she / goddamn her
Seattle, WA
Joined July 2009
If there was a snortable vaccine, florida would’ve been 100% vaccinated by now.
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RT @punchlinesf: ON SALE NOW 💥 We’ve got three new shows coming up! . 🏳️⚧️ Transformative Laughter with @andyiwancio and @NatashaMuse on J….
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I never trusted sissy folks from fucking with my ID. I have dressed in non-descript clothes to move through your spaces. We never had even a bar to defend for ourselves. Now it’s LGB and we don’t exist.
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Just found out there is a DJ Amancio. It explains all the random tags for Reggaeton nights I keep getting.
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Seattle is alot like a cupboard of old tupperware: too many bottoms and not enough tops.
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Amazing episode and really fun top 3 segment!.
TODAY! Comedy great @MariaBamfoo and phenominal artist Scott Marvel Cassidy join us for a hilarious ep that you don't wanna miss! We chug a Fanta from Thailand and chat about comedy, cruises, and songs that never get old. JAM OF THE WEEK by @VanHalen. Listen now! Lynx-N-Reply!
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RT @JennyENicholson: That time we went to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid but it was also 9/11 and they inexplicably put the memorial newscasts o….
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*speaker stands in front of my casket*.“Andy passed after a long battle with.Dracula. May she rest in peace in the.daytime. Then rise in power at night.”.
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I feel like the thinking man’s .sculptor is Auguste Rodin.
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“Peperidge Farms remembers”.*two chunky cookies dip into milk*.
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“We’ve got a saying around these parts.that goes, When the moon hits your.eye a big pizza pie. ”.*unzips resealable bag*.*puts wad of Mozerella cheese inside lip*.“Well that’s Amore”.
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When you make a gloryhole, people come out of the woodwork to use it.
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"I believe in nothing, but this one .very specific thing" - friedrich niche.
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