Newcastle if they were WOKE:
Pan Burn
Elliot Transderson
Lewis Homo
Nick Pronoun
Bruno Gaymarães
Jamaal Labourscelles
Tino LivraMeToo
Asexual Isak
Sven Bothem
Mark Gillesbian
Rupaul Dummett
Callum Wilson
Miguel BLMirón
Kieran TrippShe/Her
Fabisexual Schär
JoeLGBTinton