Professor Stephen Porking
@blakeypooooo
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If a Tostitos hint of lime was a person. Sauce Savant. Tylenol Raised.
Indianapolis, IN
Joined September 2011
How do you not have Shane Gillis as trump in that opening skit my fucking god you goons
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Somehow the Justin Tucker news never made it to my timeline I just assumed he sucked
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Just your daily reminder to fix your divots, tip your caddy well, and fuck ICE.
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Not trying to be cocky but I could probably fuck anyone inside this target right now
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This shit never gets old
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Vice Principals (2016–2017) is still criminally under-talked-about. Two seasons, no bloat, just Danny McBride and Walton Goggins going to war over a school job like it’s a crime saga. One of HBO’s sharpest comedies that somehow flew under the radar.
What’s an HBO series (that’s not The Wire, The Sopranos or GOT) that y’all would recommend?
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Marcus Freeman learned the NFL makes you play your games after you're eliminated from the playoffs.
In spite of interest from several NFL teams, Marcus Freeman still is expected to remain at Notre Dame for the 2026 season, per sources.
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Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.
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I didn't believe Islam was taking over Minnesota until I saw the officer shoot that woman simply for driving a car
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I still can’t get over how dogshit that HIM movie was.
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my mom just said “gracias” at an italian restaurant
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You couldn’t tackle Stephen Hawking with a flat tire.
I’m back on the bird app. I am aware I was missed deeply. But he is back
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We got off on the wrong foot @cirsay … Fuck you
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We’re just simply going to have to stop supporting the team financially man.
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Source: Colts GM Chris Ballard and HC Shane Steichen officially will return for the 2026 season. Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon will speak to the media Monday.
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