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The Lottery 3x.....✊Everyday is a blessing
Joined July 2011
No cap I thought this was Lamar.
FUN FACT: After Martin Luther King was killed in 1968, his funeral was held at Morehouse College in Atlanta, Georgia, and a small group of current students were chosen to be ushers for his funeral. One of those ushers was Samuel L. Jackson.
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Me giving up 200 to Chase was just me following the script 🤷🏿♂️.
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It’s funny cause Will laughed at the joke 😂😂.
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It actually sucks to be famous famous. This man Lamar dinner getting cold because the whole restaurant has lined up to take a picture with him.
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Yo what is wrong with y’all 😂😂😂😂😂.
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Gotta feel bad for teachers at this point.
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They lowkey did rob the Bills from the 4th down conversion. Josh definitely crossed the line.
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Imagine turning down 5+ million to make sure your family good then somebody say your selfish. that’s wild.
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This makes me feel better. The lawsuit still going through though.
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If i’m a player and you Opt out of the bowl game on my team I don’t want to see you on the sideline during the game when you could have played.
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after the pro bowl maybe we can all go enjoy Cancun❤️.
The #Bills felt disrespected being the underdogs when facing the #Ravens:. "Now those 9 Pro Bowlers can go to the Pro Bowl." - an unnamed Bills player said after the win. 😳😳😳. (via @AlbertBreer)
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I have no reason of saying this other than being a hater. The Bills or whatever NFC team gotta beat the Chiefs. We can’t let them keep getting away with this.
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Even if you want to tweet something disrespectful, crazy, or even lie. I think you should be able to tweet it. That’s why I’m a fan of Elon Musk buying Twitter. Free Speech.
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Cornerback is the hardest position in football.
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It’s mad disrespectful to ask someone to take a picture while they having dinner.
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Justin Tucker is somewhere throwing up watching this kicker.
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Chilling at the crib really not as hard as y’all making it seem. .
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Y’all really hating on Mahomes lady and his brother for supporting him🤦.
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This not looking good for me😅.
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Do Quarterbacks ever have a bad pro day or combine? I don’t know why we act like it’s amazing every year that they can throw a football.
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This weird era of Men hating on Athletes wives/significant other is lame.
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Cop just pulled up on me in the middle of the street and told me “good luck Sunday” A good man!! 🤝.
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Where was this KC team when we played them the last 3 years 😐.
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Texas A&M athletic facilities and campus is the best I’ve ever seen. if I could do it again and re pick a college I still wouldn’t consider them but wow I love it.
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Creative Workout with my brothers this morning lol
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I would have pulled that arm rest down so fast.
Plus-sized traveler demands free seats, better accommodations on airlines:. “All plus-size passengers should be provided with an extra free seat, or even two or three seats depending on their size, to accommodate their needs and ensure their comfort during the flight”
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I’m trying to find a reason to hate on Saquon but forgot he my cousin.
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See this why we lost right here. It be your own flesh and blood😑I want emancipation.
Wow, Sam Hubbard kinda fine…😬.
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I’m not body shaming…but there needs to be at least 10 big body seats on every plane. .
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No way we was texting yesterday and you didn’t even say nothing about this lol @KingHenry_2.
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Why is it so hard for people to just say Lebron is the best in the league?.
True or False: . Kevin Durant would currently be the consensus best player in the NBA if he didn’t tear his Achilles in 2019.
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Bro is so awkward lol what was that lil run for 😂😂😂😂.
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This is actually disgusting.
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I would have been in that portal so fast after I heard Saban retiring lol.
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When Kyle get 40 million a year. He’s gone be responsible for covering his man and my man. 😊.
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Should have made contact if you was gone get fined like this.
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How do you politely tell your girlfriend she’s gaining some weight??.
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I was watching a tv show last night and I thought the actress had a nice smile. So I dm’d her but she didn’t respond. 😅.
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Can we stop judging people for getting or not getting a COVID vaccine….
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Didn’t Dabo say he was going to quit if athletes could get paid?🤔.
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I be seeing all these dudes flying private to their new teams. I was on commercial 😑.
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Yes, Lamar Jackson one time told me he wouldn’t come on my podcast.
Has a celebrity ever been rude to you??.
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Everybody different but I would rather root for the team I lost to to win it all. .
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I got the Rona hopefully I’ll be back healthy soon.
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I really didn’t know 😒 Good luck to y’all next week. !.
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The Ravens is named after Edgar Allen Poe??? I’m mind blown right now. .
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This girl finally dm me back on Instagram…. 5 years later.
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If your wondering what’s it’s like to be a “ celebrity “ I just called Top Golf and said can me and the Ravens are coming through tonight? And they said no 😅😂.
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Was hoping when I woke up it was just a dream. But nah season is over 💔.
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I knew that locker room hug was the last one 😅.
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Basically just a expensive party where you have to pay for everything lol.
Men don’t really fantasize about weddings. Why?.
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I feel free lol.
When they say that the 4th of July is about American freedom, remember this: the freedom they’re referring to is for white people. This land is stolen land and Black people still aren’t free.
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Update: I lied 😭😭😭.
Today could be a big day for us 🫣.
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I’m not sure what fan needs to hear this but when you have a bad day at work you go home and life goes on. It is no different when it comes to sports to an athlete. I know you think you care more than a player on your team but you don’t trust me.
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I refuse to believe somebody tried to walk on a plane with a chainsaw.
Just a tiny sample of knives, martial arts tools and other threats our @TSA officers intercepted recently @flyneworleans
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Losing is no fun but It happens in this game. Not the way we wanted to go out but I appreciate the #RavenFlock for sticking it out with us. ! Love.
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I thought the Eagles were the best team we played this year 🤷♂️.
Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Champs. 2 score win today over the Commanders. I’m sorry my fellow DMV people.
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So that’s why he was acting funny today. He’s rich.
The #Ravens and No. 14 overall pick DB Kyle Hamilton have agreed to terms on his four-year, fully guaranteed rookie contract worth $16.255M with a signing bonus of $9.002M, source said. As always, he gets a fifth-year club option and will sign soon.
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Me and Zendaya would probably be a good couple. I might make that move this year.
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Walk up to order my food . Lady taking my order: “Oh my gosh it’s Marlon Humphrey…you look so…regular “.Me: well I don’t walk around with shoulder pads on.
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Dang fam it just hit me. This was really our year 🥹.
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Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein.
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My lil sister graduated. could she have went to a better school? Probably but a diploma is a diploma. ! 🙏🏾
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Who is better at football than Micah Parsons right now? Defensive football player.
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This is literally disgusting.
Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles showed love to Rebeca Andrade after she won her first gold medal of the Paris Olympics ❤️
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You shouldn’t be mad at Tebow for getting another chance in the NFL. It’s all about who you know in every occupation.
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Bad defense loses football games. Long season.
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I did my job ☺️.
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Hello this is verified Marlon Humphrey my tweets are 100% authentic.
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Imagine going to the gas station to get some gas and there goes Lamar Jackson just chilling at pump #5.
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Shoutout to the #RavensFlock at the bank last night. Real home field advantage with the energy and noise last night. !.
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Took a few years lol.
I want to be a top 100 player.
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🤔🤔🤔🤔.
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The announcers love Carson Wentz it’s everybody else fault except his.
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Also everyone talking crazy about the Ravens for the past 4 months. Screw you! Respectfully.
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Two turnovers by the Chiefs were too much to overcome. The Eagles were able to run the ball and stay on schedule. Ultimately the Eagles won in dominant fashion. 3 peat denied 😊.
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My fellow African Americans: .@KyrieIrving got me thinking is it time to retire the N word??.
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Real one.
Mark Andrews reached 20.72 MPH on this play as he tried to save the Ravens from giving up the touchdown. This was the fastest speed he’s ever ran in his career.
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Not my best ball game and a team Loss. Sucks to end this way with such a special team. Appreciate the #RavensFlock for rocking out with us. It was a interesting year. Ending the season healthy is always a blessing. Until next season🙏🏿.
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Chicken Fil A really tricks y’all. Serve average food and cover it up with my pleasure. Then be messing up…like why am I eating yogurt with a fork right now.
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