Alexis Nikole Nelson
@blackforager
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if I’m tweeting, gingerly tell me to go finish my book. probably eating weeds somewhere 🌱🤘🏾she/her [email protected]
Columbus, OH
Joined January 2018
Here it is! Mushroom pants! Foraging! Hijinks!
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SIGH… okay so what status do I have to reach for @Delta to stop, as the kids say, playing in my face?? I thought I’d maybe unlock that perk at diamond medallion but maybe it’s not until million miler club? 🙃
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Imagine a show with @blackforager and @CrocodileCam teamed up to educate us on the flora and fauna of different regions. I would enjoy that.
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I stand by the fact that NOTHING brings out the worst in yt people like being told their dog needs to be on leash in a public place NOTHING.
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Nothing wakes up my beloved Black Twitter™️ like the death of a known racist 🥰
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The one good thing Hulk Hogan gave me was Brooke Hogan who gave us the critically acclaimed pop banger “About Us”!! Brooke, girl, thank you. Hulk, I hope you packed for hot weather my guy.
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I love that thing where if you’re a black person of note™️, the second you leave a space where you’re recognized it’s just back to your regularly scheduled racism 😀
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My former employer paused all marketing on Pride toys and cancelled donating the proceeds to a great org because… *checks notes* … a single bigot doesn’t understand how BarkBox works? You literally have to CHOOSE and PAY MORE for the Pride toys. Happy Pride, gang 🫠
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Resisting the urge to text UNSUBSCRIBE every time I’m added to a groupchat against my will
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
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A reference to The Black Parade on SNL????? In 2025???? 🙌🏾
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ITS TODAY!!!!
🚨TONIGHT! An all-new Um, Actually launches on @dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT Starring host Ify Nwadiwe, fact checker Brian David Gilbert, and contestants: ☝️ @blackforager ☝️ @ThomasSanders ☝️ @Morathanenough
#UmActually
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If you’re about to give your negative opinion of the halftime show, THINK: [T]hings don’t have to be “for you” to be good art. [H]eck, Kendrick has a Pulitzer and [I] don’t think you do so maybe you are [N]ot qualified to speak on the caliber of his art [K]?
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SAYING GOODBYE TO TIKTOK A N D GAVIN DEGRAW IN THE SAME WEEK
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WHY IS MY MAKEUP ONLY THIS NICE WHEN IM NOT LEAVING MY HOME
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