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BREAKING: Apple Formally Recognizes Bitcoin as Money
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New York Times Regrets Pumping Bitcoin Price, Will Focus Future Efforts On Starting War Instead
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Calvin Ayre Gives Up Trying To Fuck With Bitcoin Today After Learning It’s Now 15 Years Old
Written by Mitchell Hamilton
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Saifedean Ammous Charged For Illegally Importing Beyond Meat Burgers To Lebanon
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River Bans Payments From Chase To Try And Mitigate Child Trafficking And Money Laundering
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CNBC Hires Bitboy To Do A Daily Crypto Show With Jim Cramer
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Federal Reserve Hires Barbara Streisand as Brand Manager
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Round 1 of March Maxi Madness is here!
Vote on your favorite Maxis to determine the winner!
This is way more important than sportsball or political elections.
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Mossad Issues Rare Statement, Distancing Organization from ‘Shitcoiner’ Udi Wertheimer
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Craig Wright Sues Epstein Estate For "Redacting His Name" Off Flight Logs
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Coinbase Hires Dylan Mulvaney As Brand Spokesperson
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Peter McCormack Searches The Globe For Someone Who Has Used Liquid, In New Documentary
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After recounts to verify the votes, a Yellow Cat has officially won the inaugural March Maxi Madness.
Please make sure to congratulate
@ICOffenderII
who has traveled to celebrate his victory with John McAfee in El Salvador for the Bitcoin Cash Halving!
We have made it to the finals of March Maxi Madness!
The champions are ready to duke it out for the change of eternal glory.
This is the most important election of our lifetime!
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Marty Bent Leaves TFTC To Cohost Infowars Show With Whitney Webb
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Peter McCormack To Interview Kim Jong Un And Xi Jinping To One Up Tucker Carlson
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@PeterMcCormack
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JOHN MCAFEE SEEN WALKING THE STREETS OF SAN SALVADOR
Written by
@GreaserRichard
Published on
@BitcoinMagazine
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$1.5 Trillion Wall Street Firm Used BritishHodl's Bitcoin Course to Train New Hires for Digital Assets Division
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2,100 Laser Eyed Podcasters Sign Petition Condemning Inscriptions
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Round 2 of March Maxi Madness is here!
Round 1 had some brutal upsets, will round 2 be as exciting?
Vote on your favorite Maxis to determine the winner!
This is way more important than sportsball or political elections.
Vote in the polls below
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Will Clemente Predicts Stablecoins Will Outperform Bitcoin Next Cycle
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Judge Rules Bitboy To Return Twice The Amount Donated To Him Back To Wallets He Received Funds From
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Round 5 of March Maxi Madness is here!
This is the Final 4, happening on Easter.
This is the greatest, most important tournament in human history.
This is the most important election of our lifetime. Vote in the polls below
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We have made it to the finals of March Maxi Madness!
The champions are ready to duke it out for the change of eternal glory.
This is the most important election of our lifetime!
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The champion from the Memer Division taking on the King of PODCONF
@ICOffenderII
vs
@saylor
1. Yellow
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1. Saylor
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BREAKING: American Hodl goes on WBD to rehab image after losing in March Maxi Madness Tournament.
WBD795 - Bitcoin - We’re Still Early with
@americanhodl8
. We discuss:
- Ordinals, security, & consensus
- If Wall St. could co-opt Bitcoin
- Bitcoin’s game of thrones
- How
#Bitcoin
makes a better world
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Round 4 of March Maxi Madness is here!
This is the Elite 8.
This may be the greatest, most important tournament in human history.
Vote on your favorite Maxis to determine the winner!
This is the most important election of our lifetime. Vote in the polls below ⬇️
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NVK Arrested By Interpol Over Plot to Convert Big Ben Into BlockClock
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Round 3 of March Maxi Madness is here!
This is the Sweet 16. The level of competition keeps more intense.
Vote on your favorite Maxis to determine the winner!
This is the most important election of our lifetime.
Vote in the polls below
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Police Raid Man's Home For Heating It With S9, Charged With Intentional Climate Change
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Anonymous Bearded Man Makes Wild Claims About Bitcoin CO2 Production
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Jack Mallers Closet Fills Up With Jordans and Gucci Clothing As Bull Market Takes Off
Written by
@GreaserRichard
CC
@jackmallers
@Strike
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SEC Denies ETF Citing Market Manipulation From SEC Twitter Account
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CryptoCloaks Disguises RIOT Mining Facility as Black Lives Matter Protest So Government Will Stop Targeting Them
Written by
@rodpalmerhodl
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@CryptoCloaks
@BitcoinPierre
@RiotPlatforms
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OP_CTV Proponents Pen New Term for "Shared UTXOs": Collective User Custody of Keys (C.U.C.K.)
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@rodpalmerhodl
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@JeremyRubin
@brian_trollz
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1. Yellow
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8. Giacomo
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Blockstream Invests Millions Into Taproot Wizards As Hail Mary To Get People To Use Liquid
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Fred Kreuger Claims That His Wife Living With Her Boyfriend Same As Her Living With Him
CC
@dotkrueger
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IRS Honors Mike Alfred for Always Publicly Disclosing How Much Money He Makes
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Ben Justman Hospitalized For Mental Breakdown After Listening to Higher 10,000 Times In A Row
Written by
@GreaserRichard
CC
@BenJustman
@Excellion
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Yellow Revealed To Have Prerecorded Don't Stop Believing Spaces
Written by
@GreaserRichard
in cooperation with an anonymous source.
CC
@ICOffenderII
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Cold Card Transitions To Identifying As Open Source Despite Not Changing License
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2. Magoo
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15. Bekka
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Bitcoin price will 100k in Canada before it does in the US because Canadians buy more Bitcoin than Americans. It's pretty sad Americans have so little Bitcoin.
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Bitcoin Magazine To Offer Counseling To Employees Negatively Impacted by David Bailey's Twitter Antics
Written by
@GreaserRichard
CC
@BitcoinMagazine
@DavidFBailey
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DNC to Begin Mining Bitcoin Using Ocean Pool's "Ordisrespector" Filter to Censor Trump's NFT
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Strike Raises Money Again To Contribute To Bitcoin With More Watermarked Gifs
Written by
@GreaserRichard
CC
@Strike
@jackmallers
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This is what Saylor tweeted today
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Please respect the sanctity of this democracy and do not engage in poll manipulation. Our neutral poll watchers have not seen evidence of election interference yet, and will be watching closely in future rounds.
Best of luck to the contestants.
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Expands "Don't Say Gay Bill" To Include Ordinals And Inscriptions
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Alex Gladstein To Box Max Keiser At Bitcoin 2023
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Creed Launches Ordinal Collection FollowIng Interest From Bitcoiners
Written by
@GreaserRichard
CC
@Creed
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That's one way to handle a March Maxi Madness loss
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Meme Gangs Pose Great Threat To stability Of Bitcoin Ecosystem
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BREAKING: Bitcoiner uses Bitcoin without seeking permission
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BREAKING: TRIPLE ELITE MEMES LAUNCHING BITCOIN COMMERCIAL AT SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW
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BITCOIN MAGAZINE PARTNERS WITH THE CIA TO EXPORT DEMOCRACY AROUND THE WORLD
Written by
@GreaserRichard
Published on
@BitcoinMagazine
CC
@DavidFBailey
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Samson Mow Competes With Dennis Porter To See Who Can Take Selfies With The Most Politicians
CC
@Excellion
@Dennis_Porter_
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Let's all remember that last week Pierre Rochard helped JP Morgan avoid insolvency
Pierre Rochard Consults With Jamie Diamond On How To Avoid Insolvency
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Bitcoiners Learn For First Time You Can Buy Bitcoin Without Using Twitter Or Going To Conferences
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Replicators are among us. Be vigilant especially at the Pacific Replicator Conference
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Luke Dash Jr. To Become ETH Developer To Fix Protocol To Prevent Inflow Of Bad Ideas To Bitcoin
cc
@LukeDashjr
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We assure you the election is secure. It is the most secure election in human history. Elon Musk has assured us of this and that there are not bots on the platform manipulating votes.
Guy is spreading dangerous conspiracy theories.
PSA! Serious corruption in election process.
I can't believe this crap is allowed to continue.
@bitcoin_bugle
is obviously manipulating this election and if
@americanhodl8
had any integrity he would admit publicly that this is not a fair or transparent count!
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Elon Musk Rate Limits Bitcoiners on Twitter, Says They Are Too Annoying When Price Goes Up
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CIA Sends Triple Elite Memes to El Salvador In Attempt To Destabilize Country
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Dennis Porter Invites Government Agencies To Participate In Boot Licking Taste Competition
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REPORT: Nikki Haley Vows to Eliminate Anonymous Social Media Terror Group
#TripleEliteMemes
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Probably a good time to recirculate this story.
Craig Wright Sues Epstein Estate For "Redacting His Name" Off Flight Logs
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AQUA Launches Chuck E. Cheese Token On Liquid To Attract Younger Users
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Beefsteak To Use Alternative Meats To Cut Costs, Meet ESG Standards
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Even though we have less than 2000 Twitter followers, we will still act like we have 2 million.
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Former Compass CEO, Whit Gibbs Returns to Twitter--Is a Totally Reformed Nice Guy Now
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Memer division finals, Meme Factory showdown
@ICOffenderII
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@GhostOfBekka
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WEF Selects Liquid Network For Tokenized Carbon Credits, IMF Stablecoin at Swiss Summit
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Swan Partners With Ledger To Launch New FINCEN Compliant Privacy Tools
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T.I.N.A. just blocked the Bugle for performing good quality journalism. What does that say about T.I.N.A?
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Leaked Messages Between Opti And Lagarde Show Plot To Convince Bitcoiners About CBDCs
cc
@OptimistFields
@SimplyBitcoinTV
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The greatest thinker against the greatest influencer!
@giacomozucco
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