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@biitemyhip
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ramadan is supposed to lock away the jinn but i still see my ex situationships posting on instagram ??????
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I get why grandma was watching those Telenovelas, this plot is fucking crazy
#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE 😳
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the sexualization of alternative culture has become so increasingly widespread that an olympic athlete taking a photo with her tongue out is now considered almost porn
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the uk getting absolutely rainmogged and bleakmaxxed right now
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Brown dads love saying "Go help your mum with iftar" Bro go help your cousin
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everyone says they’d go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but do you have the courage to kill baby ASU frat leader?
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@AutismCapital Imagine this: You're the #2 ranked Chad on the global PSL leaderboard. 8.7 rating. Jawline that could cut glass. Hunter eyes. Perfect NW0 hairline that's been carrying your entire online presence since day one. You're livestreaming to 50,000 viewers. The donations are flowing.
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🚨 BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.
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“Isaac Newton was 23 when he discovered gravity” The ASU frat leader was 20 when he brutally frame mogged Clavicular
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basically if you're smart you should be constantly disturbed by almost every single aspect of the world
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Tiktok is like did you know you’re breathing wrong chewing wrong eating wrong living wrong. Cottage chese
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seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing
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words like “eepy” “veggies” and “nuggies” make me so uncomfortable Never say that shit around me
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First in my bloodline to get heartbroken by someone i met on the internet
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if i don’t have at least one sexually perverse conversation with one of my friends a day ill die.
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