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philadelphia is literally more beautiful than paris. it is one of the finest opals in gaia’s crown. I’m even prepared to say it doesn’t smell
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at least someone still has a SHRED of curiosity about wetlands!
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do any hot guys wanna move to buenos aires with me and live in this apartment for 900$
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I have checked into the brutalist Dominican monastery and I will not be coming back
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i made dasha laugh by telling her her sweater was giving sweater 🥲
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Should I send this to my crush? “POV you’re the wall I just did an okay job of painting” could be a caption
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the department of defense must be funding these tiktoks to make me feel bad about myself because how else do you get an apartment like this
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experiencing one of those bouts of ideal hair that always come at unimportant moments, i’m sure in 2 months when i graduate it will look terrible
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parents replaced me with a 21 year old australian twink that now lives in their house and shows them grindr msgs
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shunting my grandfather around the medieval town, changing his catheter bag, etc, it’s christmas
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allowed to wear hiking shorts to work if it’s your first day back after a concussion
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i’m reporting live from my favorite brooklyn new york freaky bitch convention, also known as shapenote singing!
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If any of you had bothered to wife me you could be reading the paper with me on xmas afternoon in belgium. But you didn’t!
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I’m at my first cubs game in 5 years and every woman is
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and every man is yelling “TWIN ANCHORS” over and over
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To remain in the Dostoevskyan mode I have been dining on rich foods by the courtesy of my onetime benefactrix, an heiress from the northwestern section of the province
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why do 60,000 people like this? because it’s a dismal room with overstuffed beige couches in it. it’s their suburban childhood basements repackaged into something considered trendy!
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chilling at home w my insties in the winter sun, staying in the coital bed til noon: life affords us some pleasures yet
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boss asked if my jeans were carhartt today and when i said no i had to explain what comme des garcons was in front of the entire office :(
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the strand is so packed and touristy that the union sq barnes and noble feels like the plucky, alternative option … roomier and sunnier too
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New apartment has the most important feature of all: a location to leer at sporting men 2 mins away
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circumstantially on vacation alone in Tampa. Not where I thought i’d be at 25 but it’s ok
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the 4 pics my dad attached to an email with subject line “special delivery” 😭
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They’re obsessed with double-decking here and mournfully meowing which makes me think my kitchen cart (bought from crackheads out of an abandoned house) is haunted
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hired to work construction all summer … not sure if you people can handle how butch i’m becoming
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old lady vaping and listening to “losing my religion” in her car, she’s wearing a sunhat and gives me a big smile (?)
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the fancy butcher shop with "provisions" in the name when they tell me the price of my order for a leg of lamb for 8
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since changing hinge to new york (for now, an expedient lie) i have seen words to describe gender that i had not seen in 10 years… ancient texts i thought now unspoken… a cuneiform tablet borne forth from another era on which is carved GENDERFLUID
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four strip mall errands before breakfast. that might look a little something like this
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NUMTOT was a mistake
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american stuff: do you ever go somewhere completely random and find the quality of life there to be incidentally higher than you dreamt possible? yea.. today i’m in Lyon .. terry gross is too
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every day i come into school and miss minerva gives me just a little bit of cuntspiration
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it's that time of year again. thank god i don't have a car right now
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day 1092 of drawing twinks into my project to make the work more tolerable
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I’m not bragging but here were my seats at the academia santa cecilia with the italian model i’m boning
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thrift diary: fishing rods, cowboy boots, drafting stool, lobster mugs. 20$
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met a real life tony soprano yesterday- drove up the job site in a blacked out cadillac with the license plate PAVING… he squinted down to the house and said to me “youse really have the girls working with you?”
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The City of Chicago owns the largest (municipal) fleet of animatronic swans in the world. They operate at an enormous annual loss but due to the terms of a 19th century contract with Baron von Humboldt who deeded the land for the lagoon, their presence is assured in perpetuity.
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Thinking about botoxed 24 year old homosexuals putting out the most uninspired charcuterie in nasty ikea bowls, a little JBL bluetooth on the wayfair table, it makes my SKIN CRAWL!!!
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would anyone like to give me this money so i can buy the bar and live above it
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I met a Chicago Geisha as my bartender at a new haven italian restaurant and she invited me to come have italian beef at 11 am on a tues at her yacht club. success!
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you can get high on a budget by not eating til 1 and having a miller lite in the shower while listening to ella fitzgerald
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intriguing that there used to be winter and now there is just a several months long blade runner style rainstorm
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i’m literally addicted to having an open bag of almonds in my tote and letting them spill all over the place and get covered in grime
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Thought I was cool for accidentally ending up on this cliff but then there is a baby doing the same hike. So it can’t be very hard
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opticians … such a funny breed. walk in and they’ll pro bono fix product made by any of their ilk, even decades ago. just for the love of the game
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spilled a coffee on a computer in front of my room of non-binary 18 year old students and quietly went “DRAMA!” and they looooved it
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hello followers. I am now on season 5 of the hit show the sopranos
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A complete stranger told me she always sees me around and I usually look “dirty or kind of out of it”
Real ego boost!!!
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After two days of not leaving my house and watching Lord of the Rings, all the hot guys at my gym appear to be as brave warriors… yes, some of them orcs, but strong and sensual nonetheless
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Think of this like a BeReal… in that i’m Really going to have a nice evening despite not having slept due to my despicable lifestyle
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My profile in T Magazine (part of a series on designers at home) comes out this Friday! Watch this space :-)
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Imagine my surprise when I identify that those are the fingers of my precious son and best friend, whom I cannot take my eyes off for one moment without him being surreptitiously mocked by THE FOUNDER OF BARSTOOL SPORTS?
There is nothing communists love doing more than taking notes.
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after days of telling anyone who'll listen that I'm going to the azealia banks concert, I finally got a blue haired girl to ask me "isn't she kind of problematic?"
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having the worst week I can remember and a middle aged woman took me aside unprompted in the sandwich shop line (holding a book called “the art of selfishness”) and told me to stop giving myself to other people, and also to socialize less. Needless to say I wept in her arms
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my new desk with a view of a busy corner affords me the chance to fall in love with a boy wearing a hand-knit cream jumper emblazoned with the name of a local granite quarry
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I had too much masculine chi from successfully lighting a Big Green Egg that I was punished with a rainbow so gay it almost induced pride
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I remember my mom scorning this book in 2003 because it had an Oprah’s Book Club sticker. A pity, since it’s a pretty specific manual for having a neurotic, womanizing son from Webster Groves, Missouri that teaches at a liberal arts college in Connecticut
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