Paladin
@PaladinAmber
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A menace to society, but not a big one, just a lil menace. @razer partner. Alt: @defspaladin email; [email protected]
Joined August 2017
For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. “He looks like he got into a fight and he’s depressed he lost, his vitals are fine”. I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO.
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I STRAIGHT UP CRIED THINKING ABOUT LEWIS DYING AND IT TURNS OUT HIS JUST MAD HE DIDNT BEAT THE NEIGHBOURHOOD CAT IN THEIR CAT FIGHT CLUBS LMAOOO.
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HI IM JUST GONNA SAY IT WERE BURNING PLEASE DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS WHEN NOTRE DAME BURNT DOWN THE WHOLE WORLD HELPED, HELP US.
-australia has been burning for over a month now.-the fires are significantly worse then the ones that were in the amazon.-over 3,000,000 hectares of land has been affected.-our air quality is 12 times above the hazardous level because of the smoke (1/3) #AustraliaFires
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5ft and over friends: . “I’m sad”. O. /|\ . / | \ . / \ 5ft and under friends: . / \ “Who did it, I’ll fuck em up”. / \ 읏.
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I just want to remind you that people with ADHD aren’t ‘ignoring’ you and they aren’t ‘messy’. Out of sight out of mind, We literally don’t remember it exists until we see it again lmaoooooooo.
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Checkmate 🙂
Today’s branded content policy update was overly broad. This created confusion and frustration, and we apologize for that.
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Actually insane that Katy Perry went to space which has the same carbon footprint as someone’s entire lifetime in 11 minutes and came back and said “we have to take care of Mother Nature (earth) LIKE YEAH THE FIRST STEP IS NOT TAKING A ROUND TRIP TO SPACE?????.
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I love astrology as much as the next bitch but can y’all stop being like “whoops sorry I yelled at you I can’t help it I’m an asparagus” like nooooooooo booo those underline anger issues come from within you not the alignment of Uranus during the Mercury gatorade. 😡😡😡😡😡.
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Everyone’s like “what are you gonna focus on next year?” Fucking nothing bro I have ADHD I literally can’t focus.
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This just in Mods aren't white knights. you're just a fuckhead.
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When you have an appointment at 3pm so you get ready at 8am
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Man y’all took something that was supposed to be very light hearted and turned it into an absolute shit show, I wonder if when Tim got stuck in fall guys did people tell him to go kill yourself?
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I genuinely agree with jack though because before Mr Beast sensationalised his style of content YouTube felt like it was more personable and like a completely different type of content that felt less gamified and over produced. I don’t think jack said anything wrong imo.
Jacksepticeye havin beef with Mr beast was not on my 2023 bingo card
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Pro tip for twitch con; if you’re thinking about asking your favourite streamer out on a date. Don’t.
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Put me right next to the camera they said. in a pro/influencer game they said.
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Today a man felt the need to come into my stream and call me fat, ugly and continue to do this for several minutes… about the same time it took me to find his girlfriends instagram page, do I let her know her boyfriend is a piece of shit chat yes or no?.
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A bitter pill for you to swallow is that your mum should’ve swallowed you.
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Consider this, what about instead of a midnight kiss on new years eve we all just let out a massive scream as the clock strikes midnight?????.
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I love when people are like "are you high rn, are you on drugs?!?" I'm like no I'm on ADHD y'all WISH you could be on this level, I'm on this level ✨ NATURALLY ✨.
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Please sir, just a crumb of serotonin sir, just a small crumb sir.
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You either live long enough to see the naked window neighbour or you live long enough to become the naked window neighbour there is no in between.
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I uploaded this on Instagram and people are going wild over some collar bones and a low boned undershirt. Y’all are fucking wild if you think that what I wear dictates who I am or what I stand for.
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IF HE CAN DO IT YOU CAN DO IT .🙌🏻PUT YOUR TRASH IN THE BIN🙌🏻.
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Do you know what’s really good for your mental health? Closing Twitter.
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Making friends as an adult is so WEIRD because people either think you’re trying to do the horizontal tango or use them for street cred but I just want someone to discus how unfair the season three ending of stranger things was. .
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I’m gonna say it, if someone is taking birth control just so you can leave baby gravy in them you better say thank you. That shits rough yo.
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Hi 2014 me, we achieved all of our goals and we have the best job, you’ll never believe me when I tell you there’s like over 100,000 people who know your name. 🥺
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Hi I used to be v unhealthy and v skinny and now I have a butt and I’m v proud I was scared sharing this but if you believe in yourself anything is possible 🥺🥺💖💖
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30 minutes into safeguarding Cortana and master chief gives you this look wyd?
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If you're ever feeling bad about yourself, I want you to watch this.
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If the looting and destruction of buildings angers you more than the racially motivated murders of Black Americans, then you are apart of the problem. Property can be rebuilt, items have insurance, companies have insurance, there is NO INSURANCE FOR A LIFE, you cannot replace it.
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Louis is back to his old self now, but I swear he’s plotting against me lmaooooo tried telling him he’s internet famous but i don’t think he cares.
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@rooshv Women who want to be modest should just remove their legs all together, completely get rid of them, legs are too sexual ask Roosh, everytime he sees a pair of legs he just cums in his pants, so help people like Roosh and remove your legs, so he can have cleaner pants.
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We said read the room and y’all litterally closed your eyes huh.
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I came, I respected.
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Someone called me trans as if it was an insult, as if I would be ashamed to be called it. Trans isn’t an insult, it takes strength, courage and beauty to be authenticity oneself in a world geared towards social constructs, and that’s admirable. 😌😌😌😌😌.
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I’ve never gotten a professional massage before, so when she was massaging my arm and hand and I thought she was gonna hold my hand so I locked my fingers in-between hers and held her hand for a couple of seconds and i just know I’m gonna think about it for the next 20 years😩😩.
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When I was 5 I had a massive crush on Ricky Martin and my mum told me if I wrote him a letter she’d mail it to him. A couple weeks later we got a letter back and I was so excited I told everyone about it. She told me a few years ago that she wrote it and honestly trust no bitch.
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they said staying indoors and playing video games was dangerous, violent even. they said it was anti-social, that we were sick. well guess who’s nOT GONNA GET SICK BECAUSE IM STAYING INDOORS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY AND HAVING MINIMAL HUMAN CONTACT?!?!.
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If I say “does that make sense” after a sentence, I’m not saying it because I think you didn’t get it, I’m saying it because im a fucking idiot and I don’t know if what I said makes any sense.
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That Australia burns to the ground while boomers in politics continue to decline that climate change is ending the fucking world. what about you?.
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Toxic viewer; "cAn yOu pUt yOUr ArMs BeHiND YoUr Back!??! I wANNa sEe yOuR bOoBS EUEhueheUHE" .Me;
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Hi, as a high risk individual if you’ve gotten the vaccine, which ever you choose to get, thank you. You’re litteray saving my life and making the world slightly safer for other high risk individuals and myself 🥺🥺🥺.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but, you gotta forgive yourself for the weird shit you did as a kid. Kids are kids, and you need to be kinder to your younger self so you can be kinder to your adult self 💖.
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Me casting a spell on men so they stop sending dick pics . ∧＿ ∧ .（｡◕ ω ◕)｡)つ━☆・*。. °。 *´¨). · ´¸ .·*´¨) ¸.·*¨). (¸.·´ (¸.·’* ☆. ∧＿ ∧ .（｡◕ m ◕)｡)つ━☆. it can’t be done.
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I’m about to hit 100,000 on twitch and honestly it’s a big moment for me 🥺🥺🥺.
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Streamers when they go live vs streamers when they hit end stream.
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I’m sorry what did you say, I didn’t hear you, not because I wasn’t listening but because I have ADHD and my brain was also reciting the entire Pokémon theme song in an English accent at the same time.
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So far while being in America I have; .-Accidentally assaulted your elderly. -Accidentally broken multiple laws. - Forgotten about the tipping process. -Got so sick I honestly can’t remember what year it is. And I’ve only been here three days.
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I went to the dentist today and I thought he said “just go ahead and lick that for me” and the only thing that was anywhere near my tongue was his finger, so I licked his finger and he pulled it away and was like “alright let’s try that again but your teeth this time please” 😩😩.
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Whoops I said something mildly embarrassing, might fuck around and think about it for the next 20 years.
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louder for the reporters in the back who keep saying “video games are the cause of mass shootings”.
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