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petitionin' ain't easy, don't be sleazy | we'll never see a better state than Michigan | 🇺🇸 he/him/his 🇲🇽 | 🧵: JoeFSpaulding

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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
2 years
@Kon88Politics @SCOTUSblog Since you're so happy, do you have some parenting tips for 12-year-olds you would like to give?
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The Detroit Institute of Art was just ranked the number one art museum in the country, and I'm old enough to remember less than 10 years ago when the Republicans were celebrating Detroit going bankrupt and hoping the museum would have to sell some Van Goghs.
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@RealCandaceO Baton Rouge, North Charleston, St Louis, Kansas City, New Orleans, etc. You know what these cities have in common? They all have a higher murder rate than Chicago and they all have less strict gun laws. Try reading a book sometime instead of having someone write one for you.
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@RainofTerra @netflix I was at one of these shows being taped, and it was just awkward. Nobody really knew when it was appropriate to laugh or not. A lot of his jokes fell flat. And he almost seemed obsessed.
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2 years
In his speech in Macomb County, Trump just made fun of the way the word Meijer is pronounced and spelled, which kind of demonstrates he's absolutely out of his element in this state It's spelled Meijer and pronounced Meijer's. Now go back to Mar-a-Lago
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@tylerbowyer Tyler, I ran strategy on the petition that gave Michigan an independent redistricting commission, and I want you to cry more.
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@libsoftiktok This didn't actually happen and this lady is way misinformed, but don't let that stop you from embarrassing yourself about furries
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@michpoligal She said she was a contracted IT worker, and she didn't get more specific, and that's how you could tell she was full of it. I thought everybody silently agreed about this.
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This is a common misconception in Christian nationalist circles. The Declaration of Independence is not a governing document, it has no binding power. The US Constitution starts with "We the people." This was absolutely unique in the 18th century, explicitly because it didn't…
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@beyond_process @JoshuaSchriver Holy cow...read the Declaration of Independence! Our rights come from God directly to the people. Government's duty is to protect our God given rights.
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@sjdemas No fault divorce and birth control
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@KaitlynBuss @detroitnews Why do you want kids to go hungry at school?
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@RepLisaMcClain "We are a land of laws" ...except for that one day in January?
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My friend Ted Lawson lost his life to gun violence this weekend in Lansing. There are only a handful of activists I know who work as hard and as diligently as he did, but none are more selfless and kind than he was. I'm sorry, Ted. I'm so angry.
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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
3 years
@GovWhitmer @MichiganHHS Ignore the haters, you're one of the best governors in the history of the country. You are fighting through more than anyone possibly could know.
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@repjoshschriver Just saying the white supremacist fear mongering part, and leaving out all of the fluff? I guess, thanks for telling us who you are in your heart?
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4 years
@MaraWilson If the airport in Newark was made not terrible, everybody's opinion of New Jersey would instantly reverse.
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@CoChairMeshawn How many tours in Afghanistan did your husband do?
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If Jason Aldean's hometown was in Michigan, it would be bigger than every city except for Detroit and Grand Rapids
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2 years
I'm running for Ottawa County Commission, Betsy DeVos' home county, in West MI I not only know the results of the 2020 election were legitimate, I think they saved the country. My opponent is running because she's upset the January 6th insurrection failed. We are not the same.
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@MIGOP Take your meds
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1 year
Here's something the press isn't talking about. Dana Nessel has pushed for charges against more pedophile priests and Boy Scout leaders than any attorney general in MI history. Republicans went full tilt trying to say she was some sort of groomer, and it backfired. She's a boss.
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The state house investigation into Lee Chatfield is going to be lit
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3 years
Let's be clear, their phones were buzzing off the hook with Twitter notifications, and they were terrified. Great job everyone!
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From the SOS. So I'll say with confidence this time, I wonder what happened...
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4 years
I'm old enough to remember two and a half weeks ago when the Michigan State Police rolled out the red carpet for a bunch of racists with guns to complain about not being able to get their hair cut.
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Michigan State Police
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Let’s work together. If you’re planning to attend the demonstration tomorrow, here’s what you can expect to see from the MSP.
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1 year
Arsonist tells fire chief they hate fire
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In honor of tomorrow's white supremacist, anti-Semitic National Day of Hate, I welcome all of you to join me in a National Day of Kiss My Ass, You Pathetic Losers.
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I'm from Detroit Which part? Holland
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@NateSilver538 He said the rules could be changed, but they were what they were when she tested positive. He also said that her response was amazing. But I'm sure we're going to see that nuance in the next couple days on this in the news
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Imagine wondering why Michigan has more potholes than Florida or Alabama and then pretending the answer is who the governor is, and not, I don't know, winter and lake effect snow? Friends and enemies, I give you your average Michigan GOP supporter:
@MIRisingAction Just drove back to Michigan after spending time in the free state of Florida. So no road issues in Florida, Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana but bam! got to Michigan and hit the potholes immediately crossing the Indiana border. She lies, she sucks & people still believe her
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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
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@RWPUSA Hey, Richard, I helped flip the mayor of Holland, MI from a Devos and Erik Prince backed Republican (the first time this has happened in my life time) after I ran strategy on the initiative that ended gerrymandering in MI. I love the Boundary Waters. What can I do?
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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
4 years
I'm pretty sure Trump will do anything if enough people online say that only a healthy person, who isn't about to die could do that thing. Only a healthy president would be able to withdraw their Supreme Court nomination. It's worth a shot.
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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
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Amy, Joe, Bernie, and Liz showed up to win the #DemocraticDebate last night. #PeteButtigieg showed up to lead the country.
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#PureMichigan , where plotting to kidnap the governor is not a crime, but having an improper plate carries a death sentence.
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1 year
I lost my race for county commission by around 400 votes. I can't imagine someone learning more from the experience than I did, and it's really difficult for me to be upset because my long-term statewide work is going better than I thought it would. It's all about 2024 anyway.
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@JohnArnoldFndtn @christymaginn Around 65% of the people who rate the economy poor and about 20% of the people who rate it fair know that they are mischaracterizing the economy, and they know that they are doing it for political purposes.
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@Lauren_Southern Well, you should leave the internet until you read two books
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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
2 years
If you're a Republican candidate in Michigan who mentions dead people voting, and you had dead people signing your petition to get on the ballot, I'm going to make fun of you with a video, and a lot of people are going to laugh at you.
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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
4 years
@Rhys604 @WalshFreedom If you have 10 cops, and 1 of them is bad and 9 are good, and the 9 don't do anything about the 1 who is bad, you have 10 bad cops.
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2 years
Can't wait for the Michigan Supreme Court to decide next week if we're going to be voting on the reproductive freedom ballot initiative in November or if we're going to riot
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Ottawa County has verified 2653 of the signatures on the petition to recall Lucy Ebel. She's got 5 days to try to challenge our work, if she wants to waste that money too. Then her ass is on the ballot. Welcome to democracy in Ottawa County. Let's go! #OttawaCBoC
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@TudorDixon Why you all obsessed with weird pillows?
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A two line play: @WOODTV Management: "We know it's #Pride , but could you all be at least 63% less gay in order to make the whack jobs near here happy?" @WOODTV Workers: "Hard pass. Could you have 100% less of a job so we can go back to ours?"
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Big Gretch won. You can start mocking @FredWszolek .
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4 months
This MAGA-loving ex-cop admitted to the crime of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old in a "non-custodial interview" Anybody need that translated?
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David Love, 69, a retired Radcliff police officer, has been charged w rape, sodomy & tampering with physical evidence.
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1 year
If I were a fake elector in Michigan, I would be scared shitless right now. How you holding up, @CoChairMeshawn ?
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1 year
Detroit is awesome as fuck
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2 years
As far as I can tell, Michigan Republicans are making the argument that anyone should be able to forge 15,000 signatures and get on the ballot.
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Joe F Spaulding 🦉
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@VivekGRamaswamy Well 250 years ago, pretty much half of continental America today was Mexico, waiting to get stolen at gunpoint, and Black people were owned by white people. Weird date to set the time machine back to, my guy. Good luck with that.
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@sweatystartup @jacobdrozario Oh, so you're living in a fantasyland. Got it. My guy, every time you get behind the wheel, you risk ending another human life of someone who was just going for a walk. You need to acknowledge increasing risk for others is bad. Own your trade off.
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