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buccal fat removal, ponytail facelift, blepharoplasty
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“striking” for one day is kinda i like when a little kid “runs away” from home and only gets to the end of the driveway
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The White House announcement is like 20 min late cause they’re doing this to Trump backstage to try and revive him.
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i can’t believe selina meyer is about to be president
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tuning into all my favorite insane gaylor accounts to watch what will be the best meltdowns since 2020
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do you guys think jeff bezos’s wedding was so ugly bc he spent all his money on the summer i turned pretty’s music budget
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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
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Pet Sounds was released 59 years ago today happy birthday Pet Sounds
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this is just the plot to “how to with john wilson”
Your new building’s luxury amenities & little roof area are cute but my pre-war row house’s landlord who lives downstairs and only accepts rent via money order has like 8 large eastern european men he can summon out of nowhere to fix stuff & shoo away drunk guys on the street so
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when i find you dr langdon TRUST you will be dealt with #ThePitt
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Dr. Mel King I will erect statues in your honor. We will sing hymns of you in the morning to welcome the dawn.
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they should do a white lotus season that's 15 hours in pittsburgh
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I fall for fool's spring every year because I'm addicted to hope & believing that life will get better
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aimee lou wood stand behind me i will protect you from cosmetic dentists
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anora would have been better if she was a solo poly hajabi amputee
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