The more you look the better it gets. It has croissants for knees!

Important medieval lego news just in @WeirdMedieval

Emu throwing Rod Hull into a freezer. That's what we need today.

Come on Olympics, you know this would be a crowd puller.

With the heatwave hitting the UK this week, please spare a thought for everyone whose mother will be making salad for tea every day.

@maxsaltman This remains the only good New Yorker cartoon

OMG @DHBJones has excelled himself. I'm in tears (and doing a massive poo)

Here’s a lovely festive song my father used to sing to me. Enjoy!

One day they’ll be gone. Sure they’ll be writing columns for the Telegraph and publishing tedious memoirs and presenting documentaries about kings and railways but they’ll be gone. The whole relentlessly incompetent and vile lot of them will be gone. And it will be a good day. 🥃

I found a piece of Lego that looks like a cock and balls. I was so disgusted I put my foot through my childhood and sent the bill to Legoland CC @vizcomic

Don't forget to put your clocks forward. It means one hour less isolation tomorrow!

🔵TAKE OUT A TORY🔵 Johnson > Uxbridge > Lab🌹 Raab > Esher & W > LD🔶 Patel > Witham > Labour🌹 Mogg > NE Somerset > Lab🌹 Gove > Surrey Hills > LD🔶 I.D.S. > Chingford > Lab🌹 Francois > Rayleigh > Lab🌹 Redwood > Wokingham > LD🔶 Baker > Wycombe > Lab🌹 May > Maidenhead > LD🔶

If @getbentsaggy gave birthing advice

Hey @DHBJones I saw one of the Real Ale Twats umpiring the Federer v Nadal match @vizcomic

This weekend I have been mostly singing "protect and moisturise" to @AdamBuxton's Like and Subscribe #niceinthesunwithyourbumsup

Places I Have Cried. Chevy Silverado - now on eBay: https://t.co/jV7d0VdAGf

Painting the spare room while listening to Dire Straits. Saturdays don't get any more Dad than this.

I hope the follow up to this will be a dystopian update to the classic children's story The Enormous Turnip.

I see #Cabinet trending. Can only mean one thing...