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Before Communion...
Greek priest: Name?
Me: Boyan
Greek priest: The servant of God Onion partakes of the Body and Blood of Christ for the remission of sins and life eternal.
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I love how atheists naturally assume that the library held the schematics for elictricity and the steamboat, whereas it probably held The Additional Rapes by Zeus
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GAZA—The sun has risen, to expose—once again—the media for failing to independently corroborate reports.
The Greek-Orthodox Church of Saint Porphyrius, which Palestinians claimed was bombed by Israel last night, remains standing, although a building next to it was targeted.
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Humans are born with no knowledge whatsoever, so this argument kind of falls flat
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To the atheist who made this:
I can't help but notice that the man is still talking beyond the grave...
I know this is supposed to be some atheist own but I kinda love it. Sign me up for a lifetime of anticipating the great hope of the church.
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This was literally built by an insane monarch, nearly bankrtupting his state
Why did human beings stop building things like this?
This looks like something from a medieval fairytale, but it's only about as old as the Eiffel Tower.
And the inside is even more remarkable... (thread) 🧵
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Blasphemy of the highest degree
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Ah yes, the very scientific field of beautifulology
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This guy: *dies*
The demon at the first tollhouse: *squints* "Asbolagaeth, you're early for your shift"
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A lot of converts are obsessed with power (getting a "trad wife", monarchy, Nazism, retaking Constantinopole, what have you) because they feel so weak in 'real life' - unable to influence anyone or anything.
What's an opinion of yours that would be very unpopular with most of your mutuals?
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They aren't doing this atheism thing correctly
Just showing their anti-Christian bias
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My former spiritual father was a treated alcoholic and wine never caused a relapse for him.
For those of you who use or advocate for real wine in the Eucharist, how do you respond to the argument that real wine would be a stumbling block to alcoholics?
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Images that go extremely hard
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Because He is not just a man
Why is Jesus of Nazareth the most painted man of all time?
A journey through depictions of Christ in art... 🧵
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It is easy to claim it doesn't reference it when you've never read it and you don't not can't know when it is referenced
The tale of the woman who had seven husbands is straight out of Tobit.
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Orthodox: Communion is Body and Blood of Christ
Protestants: It's symbolic, we're not cannibals
Orthos: No, it literally IS His Body and Blood
Prots: That's pagan
Now, contrast this with:
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Imagine being married to one of the 8 billion people on the planet and being really mad they cheated you with your sibling and killing your dog
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Stupid meme
They cannot "venerate" it since there is no actual reality behind the idol, there is no golden calf in heaven
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Without Christ, secularists have to make death a benevolent figure in order to make sense of it
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Ah the meme made to mock repentant women, all the while missing the point - the body count of the Christian lady did not increase
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Why do I have a nagging feeling that all the "Orthodox Church Has a Nazi/right wing/terrorism/Putin Problem" articles come from like two journalists?
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You're fooling no one, Satan
MY NEW SINGLE IS DEDICATED TO THE MAN WHO HAD THE GREATEST COMEBACK OF ALL TIME!
J CHRIST
JANUARY 12, 2024
00:00 EST
BE THERE!
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I am fascinated by Mormons who stay Mormon after googling Mormonism
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I, Hypocrite hates people losing weight
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I say the Creed when I hear the Muslim call to prayer
Gotta counterspell Allah
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*makes the Sign of the Cross*
Demons:
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Just how bad Sodom and Gomorrah were can be easily portrayed by the fact that the Lord still didn't bombard Hollywood
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Almost 80% of respondents to my poll think diversity leads to more racism.
Maybe trying to force diversity isn’t a good idea after all.
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You don't want to debate this further, trust me
There isn’t a single verse in the Bible commanding Christians to pray to Saints.
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In short, the Evangelical understanding here is that Christ allowed the apostasy of people who understood Him correctly
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Christianity and transgenderism don't really mix well
On Transgender Day of Visibility, the Biden-Harris Administration honors the extraordinary courage and contributions of transgender Americans and reaffirms our Nation’s commitment to forming a more perfect union where all people are treated equally.
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Christ: The bread that I will give for the life of the world is my flesh.
Disciples: How can this man give us his flesh to eat?
Christ: For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink.
Disciples: This is a hard saying; who can listen to it?
And many left Him.
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In Islam, criticizing Muhammad is punisheable by death, whereas Christ is adamant that blaspheming Him is forgiveable. Why? Because Islam crumbles at the face of truth, whereas Christ knows that no lie can overcome Him, Who is Truth Himself.
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So if atheist parents have an atheist child, is it also a coincidence that atheism is true, or...?
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Kinda difficult staying His people after nailing Him to the cross and continuing to reject Him
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1. Thor
2. Beautiful supernatural wisdom as revealed by such a god
3. He meets them
4. See what?
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Many such cases
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Contemplate on the mercy of the Lord, for this man still stands
This is Fr. Mattew Jasseron, pastor of St. John the Baptist, in the Archdiocese of Sens & Auxerre.
@mgrgiraud
is his bishop.
Unsurprisingly, he has previously said that the devil doesn’t exist and that homosexual sex is not a sin, without consequences.
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I do reject him
I do reject him
I do reject him
And I spit on him
BREAKING:
@RepubSentinel
can reveal that Michael Cassidy, a Christian and former military officer, tore down and beheaded the Satan altar in the Iowa Capitol:
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Evangelicals on this meme:
"Nooo it's different, 'The Chosen' is so good at spreading the word of Christ!"
... just like icons
(except icons are better, of course, they have sound theology)
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Can we use chocolate chip cookies for the Eucharist?
ORTHODOX: No
CATHOLICS: No. But, out of pastoral charity, if someone likes cookies so damn much, they may be solemnly blessed after the consecration of the gifts in a way that does not convey a mistaken concept of consecration
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Go to this profile
Do not message, do not engage
Just report
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Having multiple interactions with Nazis here on Twitter, I have a nagging feeling this is how they're generated:
Young guy: We shouldn't let all these immigrants in
Liberal: Wow a literal Nazi
Young guy: Maybe I shoud look into Nazism
(1/2)
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I have no concerns for the future of Christianity.
A friend of mine works in a school in the UK. She has two trans students who simply adore her and confide in her, and they know she is extremely religious (she was a trad Catholic before becoming Orthodox). When asked why...
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The high priest offered Christ up to Pilate because Christ was the sacrifice for the sins of the world, a sacrifice only a high priest could offer.
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Protestantism: religion contingent on the printing press
If you wanna be truly Catholic or Orthodox, most of you shouldn’t be studying Scripture or theology. According to traditional Catholicism/Orthodoxy, that’s for clergy. The idea of laymen studying the Bible and tradition is a PROTESTANT idea
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Oh you're picking a patron saint?
That's cute.
Funny how you'll inevitably choose the one who chose you
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This is where not knowing Christian history gets you.
I can't count how many people... well... women... have told me this is their favorite cartoon of mine.
Women and the resurrection.
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Fresco of Hell in a church in Serbia, with Cardinal Aloysius Stepnac boiling therein (it was later painted over on bishop's orders)
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How can a state hope to prosper in any way when they murder women and children, when they go against God Himself, when they shed innocent blood like it is nothing!?
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We've lost so many good catechumens today... 😭😭😭😭
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I am starting to honestly believe that profiles like these are nothing more than plants to push people away from the Orthodox Church.
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"Latin captivity isn't real and it can't hurt you."
Latin captivity:
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Jewish tunnels is probably the only conspiracy theory that was proven to be correct before there even was the Jewish tunnels conspiracy theory
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The guy is so biblically illiterate that he doesn't know Amen is used in the Bible.
A lot.
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Guys I have some very good news. My iconography classes are going well, pic is unrelated.
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Daily reminder that until 16th century practically all of papal universal jurisdiction was based on forgeries.
I am glad that this profile is keeping alive the spirit of medieval Catholicism 👌
"If a man does not hold [to the Pope], does he imagine that he still holds the faith?" - St Cyprian (251 AD)
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What's up with Catholics outright lying to get a point across? No one ever claimed that "100% of our women always veil in Divine Liturgy"
Orthobros on Twitter:
“100% of our women always veil in Divine Liturgy. It’s Apostolic Tradition!”
Meanwhile their deaconess:
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Women are notably absent from all the flamewars I've seen here
(Notable exception: one specific Catholic lady)
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Girl in front of me: "Did Jesus make these?"
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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