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@backell

8 months

I recovered access to my old account, @kellyscaletta . I'll gradually be moving over there, but don't want to miss out on new followers, so popping back in here to let people know.

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@RonFilipkowski So to be clear, he hates the movie so much, he went to see it and then bought a bunch of dolls to burn them? How much money has he spent on hating Barbie?

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@steinkobbe Now this is how parody should be done.

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@LegionHoops "I'm back" would have been the most retweeted tweet in history.

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@RonFilipkowski Did they cut out the blowjob scene?

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@Acyn Narrator: There is no such thing as the woke mind virus.

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@benshapiro As a veteran, I served for the freedom of all Americans. You don't have the right to tell me what I served for.

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@nypost Why would anyone be bothered by an anti-Nazi post unless they're a Nazi?

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@RonFilipkowski So she makes a statement WITH HER BOYFRIEND about how gay people should keep their relationships private?

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@atrupar That look on her face, though.

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@CollinDems @KenPaxtonTX So Texas was rigged. Got it.

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To be clear. They investigated Hillary. Then they investigated the investigation. Then they investigated the investigation of the investigation. Then they investigated her for the investigation into Trump. They've been investigating this woman for a quarter of a century.

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@RonFilipkowski The left is so divisive. What with not wanting to "be destroyed" and all. Can you imagine if Biden were to say his goal was to "destroy the right?"

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@Cera88651507 @nytimes The right to make their own healthcare decisions.

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@patriottakes Where can I get my "Give it a fucking rest, Jordan" t-shirt.

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@TheSBTC @SpeakerMcCarthy @TeamTrump Most true patriots recognize that Presidents shouldn't commit espionage.

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@spetersaunders @ask_aubry Karen.

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@Acyn Meet John Duffy, Vietnam vet, Congressional Medal of Honor winner, and published poet.

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@CarlottaPini So you refused to accept your daughter for who she is and now you're blaming your damaged relationship on her? And you think that shaming her on Twitter is the solution? I might consider you're the reason.

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@MartinKulldorff @HRaleighspeaks World: Can you wear a mask to prevent covid from spreading? MAGA: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Stomps feet and cries. 3 years later: They treated us like toddlers.

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@atrupar Do they, though? Really? South Dakota have teaming masses of "illegals" tumbling over that unprotected Nebraska border?

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@Acyn Answering the phone when your son calls is criminal?

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@Jason_Aldean Why do racists always pretend the racist shit they say doesn't count as racist if they don't mention race? You are contrasting "Good ol' boys" with a sterotyped Black criminal and fetishizing murdering them.

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@patriottakes Not for nothing, but Kirk flunked out of Community College, so there's that.

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@JohnCornyn @TexasTribune Didn't you oppose this and vote against it?

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For those who are confused. Most public schools (where poor people go) are paid for by local taxes, so the less wealth there is in the community, the lower quality of the local schools. There is a corresponding wealth gap between races, meaning the average black child has

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@RogerMarshallMD Well, it's not a violation of flag code, and the majority of Americans support gay rights. So what is your issue?

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@CensoredMen The First Amendment.

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@kylegriffin1 @NBCNews If we can start ignoring the Supreme Court now, I have a list of new gun laws we can pass.

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@Acyn So like, on top of the White House then? Do they know they're lying?

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@JeffTutorials That doesn't look at all like an accident waiting to happen. /s

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@TollyTaylor @wbaltv11 @GovWesMoore "Are children a bunch of little cowards for being scared of the guy with the mean gun that's technically not even a weapon of war." "Woke" children judge man with AR-15 staring at them at the bus stop. "FBI Agent terrifies children in false-flag operation to make the NRA look

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@nateraymond @WSJ At least he doesn't have a job that requires knowing the Constitution.

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@Acyn 2.7% of the earth's population died of the Spanish flu. Maybe we didn't do that one right?

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@NRA "Millions of law-abiding citizens own and use AR-15s to defend themselves and their families." This is an objectively false statement.

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@patriottakes Everything is a conspiracy with these clowns. Taco Bell runs out of mild sauce, and it's a conspiracy.

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@RobertKennedyJr I'm glad your father doesn't have to see what became of you.

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@Acyn Isn't all this because they refuse to accept what happened at the ballot box?

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@Acyn I think that there's a big difference between "staying in your little silo" and "giving a national platform to a insurrectionist."

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@Acyn She just described Trump perfectly.

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@CensoredMen Actually, how are they mocking the Bible?

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@Acyn So it's God's fault children are getting shot?

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@BettyBowers @Acyn Technically, it will be the Grand Jury who indicts him.

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@RogerZenAF "You're separating yourself from me just because I disagree with you." No, I'm separating myself from you because of what you agree with.

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@Acyn When Biden not committing a crime matters, but Trump actually committing crimes doesn't matter, you might be a shill.

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@MartinKulldorff @HRaleighspeaks Did the child live?

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@darafaye I'm just going to say what needs to be said. Anyone wearing those shorts in public should be ignored, regardless of what their opinion is about.

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The people who want you to believe that the Democrats are on a "witch hunt" to get Donald Trump just cuz there are actual recordings of him committing very real crimes want you to believe that Joe Biden is a crime lord because someone claiming to be Hunter Biden dropped off a

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@Acyn Their secret is not going to the doctor and getting diagnosed with the diseases they actually get.

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@RonFilipkowski Paying off porn stars with other people's money is a Christian value? I'd really like to see the Biblical reference for that.

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@Scottcrates I feel like this soundtrack works better.

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@KevinMKruse @RNCResearch He answers the phone when his son calls too. They just spent a lot of money to prove this.

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@laurenboebert What's wrong with selling merchandise off Trump being indicted?

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@RonFilipkowski They always take so much glee in the "fuck around" part and are so shocked when it comes to the "find out" part.

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@Acyn Jesse likes Donald Trump hard.

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@mschlapp No one has been indicted for being a Trump Republican. Don't you have someone to sexually harass?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Two people who are lying about being educated.

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@atrupar So if other countries join NATO it makes it OK for Russia to invade countries that didn't join NATO? How does this work? I have never even understood the "logic" of "Putin was provoked."

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@RonFilipkowski So the Post article must be true, then.

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@davidhth This is why we need to educate people about slavery.

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@chyeaok When he didn't like the answer, he tried to move on and Pete wouldn't let him. Perfect!

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@RonFilipkowski Bye-bye, bye-bye Bye-bye, bye-bye (American woman) You're no good for me and I'm no good for you (American woman) I look you right straight in the eye I tell you what I'm gonna do (American woman) I'm gonna leave you woman, you know I gotta go (American woman) I'm gonna leave you

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@Acyn Making pornography is legal, correct?

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@saribethrose It is sad that this needs to be said.

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@votetimscott Oh, stop with the Christians are being persecuted nonsense. You're neither Christians nor persecuted.

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@ShoreyThe3rd @sugarbets_ @Imposter_Edits OK. Her own actions make her look bad. Even if she got on the bike while he was PAYING FOR IT, it doesn't make it hers. The whole point is the bike was ON HIS ACCOUNT. And then she tried to get some "help." And this is how people get murdered in this day and age.

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I cannot fathom why people like Trump. He's ugly. He's stupid. He's racist. He's a narcissist. He's a career criminal. He's a racist. He's a pedophile. Why the fuck would anyone vote for him?

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@atrupar Sending an old man to jail because he served his country is prime GOP talking point.

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10 months

@BasedMikeLee Bruh. Maybe you shouldn't spread propaganda.

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@Acyn So if you're in your 40s you won't need Social Security when you retire? Or you should have to work 5 more years than your parents did because your parents took all the Social Security money because Republicans were doing the taking?

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@RonFilipkowski The trial isn't costing you that. The crime did.

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@Acyn Point of order. God gave us wind and the sun too.

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@60Minutes Would you give up part of America for peace?

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@RepJamesComer @GOPoversight Can you tell me when Congress has previously subpoenaed and received FD-1023 forms? First, you should acknowledge that FD-1023 forms are for UNVERIFIED information from human sources. Second, it's FBI policy to NEVER hand them over to anyone. Why don't you ever mention

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My 13-year-old nephew (former niece) has announced he is trans. He has a new name and a new pronoun. Meanwhile his parents have had to go through a great deal consideration of how to best help him. Do they affirm his identity? Now, he is a bit of a "faddish" person, and they

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@ReallyAmerican1 "It's not grooming if you pay me." --Charlie Kirk (probably)

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@RonFilipkowski Look at all the white people agreeing with the white supremacist saying it's not about skin color.

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@RepRiggleman @Acyn "Mama mama look at me. What the Air Force done to me. Shaved my head and made it shine. Now it looks like my behind." One of the greats. LOL!

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@RpsAgainstTrump Shouldn't lawmakers know what the laws are?

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@Acyn Au contraire! I find it abso-fucking-lutley hilarious.

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@RonFilipkowski This is what happens when you home school.

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@atrupar Narrator: The pipeline didn't exist, even as a thought, in 2020.

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@RonFilipkowski From a church he's campaigning in that doesn't pay taxes.

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@Acyn Narrator: That isn't the Democrats platform, but if it were, I'd be behind it.

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@Acyn Me: What are you having for lunch? Schiff: A Durham burger. Me: What's that? Schiff: Just watch.

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@Acyn The last I checked--and you can fact check me on this if you want to--Georgia was not in Florida. Can someone verify this?

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@RonFilipkowski I defy her to name one time that anyone in the administration has raised the name of anyone in her family.

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Casey DeSantis protects our children!

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@rustyrockets I don't believe you.

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@joncoopertweets For those that don't know (which is, I assume most people), the C02 pipeline is being proposed by 3 companies to lay an underground pipe for ethanol. There are some who think that this could help with greenhouse gasses. Others aren't so certain. And it's a real conversation to

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@sofiakinzinger Thank you for your sacrifice and courage.

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@Acyn That's not an investigation. It's a fishing expedition.

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@apart_blown @Cernovich Fake electors. They weren't alternate. Alternate suggests legitimacy.

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@Acyn Jack Smith has 11.6 million documents on just one case. Your turn.

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@patriottakes Also, it's not "Ms Hobbs," Jordan. That's Governor Hobbs to you.

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@SenTuberville @POTUS We get it. You're only endangering national security so you can protect the rights of rapists to keep their rape babies.

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@joncoopertweets How very Christian of him.

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@elizlipp @nypost Yes. Disagreeing with an anti-Nazi message makes you a Nazi.

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@RonFilipkowski It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between the GOP and Righteous Gemstones.

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@patriottakes She's not his type.

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@DeathMetalV This is like saying a bank robber is in prison for being in the bank for 20 minutes.

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