everyone pressed in the comments because it’s a “normal married conversation” PLEASE. DO NOT NORMALIZE THIS
as a hobby oriented person this makes me so sad MS WIFE I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT UR LADYBUGS
my boyfriend listens to me yap about crochet for HOURS. don’t normalize this bs
i’m going to be a twitter warrior for one second but for all intents and purposes i have chalked this man up to be in the same group as west jett, yung calc, and nickmercs. you are welcome to say dumb shit in the comments but i honestly will prob use this as a block list lmfao
🥺FOUND A DUO
😳he’s a minor
😄SETS A CLEAR BOUNDARY
😅he calls me hot 8 times a day
😤BETTER BOUNDARY
🥲tells his team about me
👹LIL BROS HIM
🙃his manager pre scrim “heard u hot”
😞I TELL HIM IM UNCOMFY
🧐says im mean, copies my twitter bio
😡THIS. IS. WHY. I. SOLO. QUEUE.
and i do the same for his cars and rock climbing and dreams. that’s what a relationship should be u sad bozos in the comments LOVE YOUR WIFE OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL LOVE HER BETTER
[trigger warning for SA and abuse/manipulation etc]
I believe that @/tanner_metro waited a day to post his statement until I was finished with GC3, and for that I thank him.
That’s always how it’s been though: Tanner is an amazing person, we share interests, he was my partner
so a drunk driver hit aidan and i driving home from the concert last night, we are both okay and safe 🖤 she tried to cash app us 200 to cover 1500+ in damages. when we didn’t accept this, she threatened to run me over and then left before police got there:))))
muted off rip but i really hope that joona not taking shit lying down and proving that he was being a sexist and belittling idiot is a learning lesson.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE WRONG FROM A PERSPECTIVE.
he posted first so i get “siding” with proof first. but here is the other
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@eqxcloudy
honestly i have never 180d my opinion of someone so fast, this is a really big self correction i never see + i hope your pillow is always cold side up + you rank up today
i always forget that i have to text men by individual points, if i go too fast they will only acknowledge the last one, women will read through and respond to each thing i said LMFAOO??
Dear GC players,
Please stop trying to poach my players for your project rosters without offering them salary. They show me your dms faster than they respond to you. At least give them money please.
Sincerely,
A Very Overworked IGL
sorry last comment. i see so many mutuals in his comments saying:
joona’s accusation of sexism takes away from REAL sexism (disgusting minimization)
support from viewers/mods who watched his behavior in real time and thought it acceptable (how)
do. fucking. better.
since i don’t need anymore skins…
😤ILL BE BUYING SOME FOR U😤
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🤡 tag 2 friends in the comments
❗️winner picked 12/15 (oh my god is that the day my etsy shop opens??)
i’m 22 years old and i’m still surprised that people had sex in high school. i was at science olympiad building bridges bro where did u even go to get laid?!
hey twitter - if you’re dating someone and they’re texting a person they used to talk to (including sexting) but they say nothing is going on, is this a red flag?
everyone who hates the double controller meta doesn’t know how to play smokes well and i will die on this hill. you had your fun when jett knives recharged after a right click, let me laugh from spawn with my viper mollies winning a 1v5. you had your time, now it’s mine LMFAO
✨2v2 VALENTINE'S SWIFTPLAY BRACKET✨
BUT... each team has one Jett and one Sage...
❣️edaters, duos, sworn enemies welcome
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hi this is a bit impulsive 🙃 i was planning on a big showy tweet but between previous relationship issues around my figuring out my identity and a very close minded family, i am ripping off the bandaid - i am nonbinary! i have been trying to identify for about a year now why
HI TWITTER
LOOKING FOR 3 PEOPLE TO COACH WEEKLY
RANK DOESNT MATTER (not radiant get lost)
😎COMMENT MAINS, RANK, AVAIL, FAVORITE COLOR😎
MUST HAVE GOOD ENOUGH SPECS TO RECORD VOD PLZ
hey general PSA while this is blowing up
i realized i am a stupid, small person because i believed it was better to maintain mutuals, and just mute, than soft block creators who made it wildly clear they probably suck as people irl and have 0 values that would remotely humanize
i’m going to be a twitter warrior for one second but for all intents and purposes i have chalked this man up to be in the same group as west jett, yung calc, and nickmercs. you are welcome to say dumb shit in the comments but i honestly will prob use this as a block list lmfao
i feel so useless playing kj when my entire team dies in the first .25 seconds any suggestions for plays to run so i’m not rotating so slow? tried floating kj already
hello tanner and i have mutually decided to break up, please give us a little space to sort through this but honestly all the love, he healed a heart he did not break. and sorry for joking about this april 1st, i thought i found my forever person:(
FULL DISRESPECT if we are talking and you don’t invite me to game with u+friends but i do, i am NOT making time outside of my schedule to hang out with u!!! i am sick of failed talking stages!! i want to hang out with u platonically too!! it’s just just horny downbad!!! bye!!!
hi hi! for anyone who doesnt know me, i am the IGL of
@REVIVAL_val
, an F/A FE/NB valorant roster.
We just finished top 12 in GC1, giving
@version1gg
and
@MisfitsGG
a run for their money.
The 5 of us are sticking together for GC2. It is our dream to be able to play
goodmorning twitter.
the day i have been dreading for a long time is finally here and i am sorry that we are about to drag all of you through it.
you are about to hear a couple of the most disrespectful and embarrassing moments of my life and there is nothing i can do.
one time i met a radiant val player in rust, who asked to queue with me. he was so embarrassed going triple negative as raze that he unadded me and i never spoke to him again. anyways, i forgot i still followed him until 5 minutes ago, so who need a follow LMFAO
@Clocracy_
oh this clip was ABUSED SO FAST i was livid. no one has a perfect behavior in ranked!! i myself can be very much accused for passive aggression based on my monotone voice alone. but when u take a “she knows” in a flat, annoyed tone i wish people would understand that she is TIRED
SUPER LONG TWEET ABOUT SHIT I CARE ABOUT
today i am disbanding
@REVIVAL_val
our coach got an amazing offer i want him to pursue and not have to split time
i am currently going through some medical issues. my longer term followers know that i went through some rough patches
OUR SMOKES LEFT ROSTER LAST MINUTE, ROSTER LOCK AT 10AM EST TOMORROW
COMMENT DM WHATEVER IF YOU DONT HAVE A ROSTER FOR GC2
PLEASE RETWEET I AM AT THE END OF MY ROPE
can play smokes or flashes/flex ill play whatever ur worse at pls
**PAID POSITION** $150/month + potential bonuses
looking to hire a content/personal manager because i am going back to work today and it is TOO MUCH LOL
general outline of what im looking for:
- manage google calendar (meetings, streams, coaching, community events)
- manage
I WANT A FLIRT DUO… I WANT TO CALL SOMEONE HOT WHEN THEY CLUTCH… I WANT TO HIT ON SOMEONE AND HYPE U UP AND GET MUTED FOR BEING THE ANNOYING EDATERS… thanks
hey twitter i rly want to dm this hot valorant person but imma need u to send me telepathy if theyre single + im their type thanks im scared i havent dmed anyone first in two freaking years
HEY CHAT ITS ME, AYOECLIPSE 🫱🏼🫲🏻
for a LONG time i’ve capped my following on twitter at ✨420✨ (because funny number + i’m hilarious) but i really want to have more mutuals + there’s no one left to unfollow because i know them all personally SO
i will be following back EVERYONE
the dms of support are literally reaching the 100s at this point - i am responding to as many as i can!! every person who dmed or fought through the comments for me, i see you and love you endlessly for supporting me on one of the hardest days of my life. thank you 🥺🖤
[trigger warning for SA and abuse/manipulation etc]
I believe that @/tanner_metro waited a day to post his statement until I was finished with GC3, and for that I thank him.
That’s always how it’s been though: Tanner is an amazing person, we share interests, he was my partner
HEY TWITTER YOU GUYS PROBABLY DONT GIVE A FUCK BUT I JUST FINALLY FIANLLY FIANLLLLYYYUUY GOT THE DIAGNOSIS FOR THAT WEIRD AUTOIMMUNE CRAP IVE BEEN DEALING WITH AND TODAY IS A GOOD DAY I CAN FINALLY WORK ON MORE SOLUTIONS also pls buy my bulbasaurs they’re very cute and baby
a very messy 1 take response to the out of context clip
i need to shower and then i will post my own recordings with more context. i NEVER pretended to be a perfect person through any of this. but i am shocked that instead of full context, only a short
no one ever told me how hard it is to date someone who’s a better person than me - im fighting DEMONS to not be the toxic one and think everything’s a red flag because that’s what i’ve been conditioned to see
@fpsDeny
@dawnmoer
i don’t think these are gendered though. leaders and mentors are not inherently masculine, they are just strong people who take on “burdens” that others might not want. what you were trying to say with your original point is poorly written and has a negative connotation imo
maybe i’m delusional but when i date i’m looking for someone who would be a good family. i didn’t get a good one the first time. but the second one - communication, priority, understanding etc. everything i know i missed out on. if you can’t meet the bare minimum, don’t make me
friendly reminder that VICTIM MENTALITY ≠ SETTING BOUNDARIES. if i block u, move on! i am not the center of your universe, though my ego appreciates you acting like i am:)) have a great day
maybe this is a hot take but imo why are u duo queueing with someone if you aren’t making plays together?? like if you’re constantly playing sep sites not talking you’re just solo queueing w someone u know a little better than the randoms idk
LFT
- extensive scrim and IGL experience but not mandatory
- looking to compete in GC2
- available weekday evenings and weekends (work morning weekdays)
- current imm1 peak imm3
- sentinel = smokes > flashes > info NO DUELIST!!
- DM if interested