tommmm.
@awildtom
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I like working out and adventuring and nerdy shit. I love Gorillas, Pepsi Max and ice cream. Hello. ๐ฆ๐ priv (not nsfw, calm down)- @ughtomm
United Kingdom
Joined May 2009
Well you asked for it
Okay letโs see everyoneโs favorite mirror selfies :p
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One of my biggest issues with pop music is that stuff like this happens because it has baby brained fans who want their favorite artists to be so concerned about every injustice that it makes them all the more vanilla. No one in hip-hop would care if Future did this.
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Animals like this didn't exist before cellphones and the internet there are entire species that have evolved for the sole purpose of being sent to woman with the message "reminds me of you"
This is a mouse-deer, also known as a chevrotain, they are the worldโs smallest hoofed animals ๐ญ๐ฆ
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i know dictatorships are somewhat bad but maybe if we try with me in charge it'll be different
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fine......me n who
Guy at the gym with his gf who is clearly very new to the gym (not being rude, heโs just showing her what to do and sheโs not adding any weight n stuff) and she hit a set of hack squats, he kept encouraging her to hit one more, and when she was done he did little cheer hands and
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This is literally what Hitler said about being German in Mein Kampf btw
Being a British citizen doesn't make you British.
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one of the hardest photos i have ever taken
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People's attention span are so fried to the brim that it became an achievement to do a task as simple as watching a 2 hour movie, which was completely normal few years back
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Right, can any UK followers give me the lore dump please
BREAKING: Lucy Connolly and her followers thinks people should go to prison for social media posts.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has always been great on social media.
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Well then
CaseOh questions why Chris Redfield isn't next to him ready to beat him when he's too loud ๐ญ "why can't Chris Redfield just be in here walking around, in just a maid outfit with bunny ears on, with a paddle. And every time I get too loud he just beats me." ๐ญ
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this emoji is for when a bad bัtch tells you to do something
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Plus it gave us the absolute banger that is Scotty Doesnโt Know
EuroTrip (2004) is a string of outrageous set pieces barely pretending to be a plot, but thatโs the charm. The jokes are relentless, the logic is nonexistent, and Matt Damon showing up to steal the movie for a few minutes is still an all time surprise.
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pov: the jungle promoter from bristol uni posting from his 8 bedroom house in the cotswolds over christmas
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The fact Iโm going to have to wait until 2026 to watch Marty Supreme should be illegal tbh
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Normal island at it again I see
We will robustly defend our decision to require officers and staff to declare if they are Freemasons. Our response to the decision by the Grand Lodge of England to seek an injunction blocking the implementation of the policy is below.
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Yassified my friendโs baby to maintain anonymity and then yassified myself because I felt busted next to him
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