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Just found out about sensitive young men physiognomy
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You’re not autistic you just have German ancestry
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The problem with the "go to therapy" culture is that most peoples problems are caused by their constant narcissistic introspection to begin with and by prescribing therapy as a sort of psychological panacea it allows them to continue to indulge in their narcotic psychosis
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Everyone is talking about the hat man because of Aron Rogers but no one has made the connection between the "woman in purple" that is more commonly reported by people on DMT/Ayahuasca and how she matches the description of the whore of Babylon depicted in the book of revelations
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The smiths really capture that vibe of when you see a woman who transcends beauty and causes not attraction but deep suicidal ideation
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@bronzeageshawty
Was gonna disagree but it's probably better for me if the egirls continue having low standards
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Getting the leg lengthening surgery even though I’m 6’4 just to stay one step ahead of the manlets. Sitting in the waiting room talking about how I was never gonna make it at 6’4 just to black pill them
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looksmaxxing pro tip: the most effective way to permanently change your physically appearance is learning a new language. There was paper about how speaking a language changes ones dna. To truly chadify yourself learn a language from a people with the features you’re lacking in
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Guy who hates woman so much he has no choice but to love them after discovering hating woman is feminine
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The same people who shit on The Catcher in the Rye go to therapy twice a week and worry if the person they pay to talk to likes them.
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Have you heard the fable about the incel and the pawg
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I'm not a Peater but one thing that makes me believe Peat is at least partially correct is that every person I know who has an insane metabolism, can eat whatever they want and not get fat always has the same chill relaxed go with flow personality. It's never a type A person
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If your taste in art is based solely on whether the work is “based” or “woke” you are spiritually dead inside. You are just as guilty of wanting “representation” in art as the people you hate and it’s embarrassing.
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If you get a girl to spit in a at-home testosterone test kit for you and bring it to a clinic they will give you a prescription for T. If you have a woman willing to spit in a cup for you, you don't need the T in the first place but you can't get it without her.
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In England they don’t call it body count they call it a tally-hoe
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Knew a girl in high school who tried to only eat watermelon because she read somewhere that it makes your breasts grow larger. Some guy asked her out because he wanted to date her before it happened. They ended up getting married and she got a boob job. A timeless love story
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When a ironycel says something so meta post ironic that you just have to hit ‘em with that new sincerity stare
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I resonate with Kanye.The most beautiful woman I dated was borderline retarded but I was convinced she was a genius and the world just didn’t understand her and judged her as a bimbo because of her looks. I later realized she just had giant cans. The power of love is unparalleled
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Most awkward moment of my life was in a screenwriting class my main character made a joke about not eating pussy and my professor proceeded to lecture me and the class on the importance of eating pussy (yes this happened) and I had to explain it was a joke and that I eat pussy
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What did people listen to, to signal they were sad about not getting pussy and desperately wanted a gf but in a high iq sophisticated way before The Smiths
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Tech startup founder and his gf
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How it feels to put sprite in the water cup at a restaurant.
“This is water”
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The masculine urge to drop out from society all together move back home become a NEET and work on a SoundCloud rap album entirely inspired by Nick Land passages
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You’d think at least one Ayahuasca machine elf demon would suggest maybe taking it easy on the shitty tattoos
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Don’t take your meds they’ll make me disappear. You are being gangstalked I saw them too. They are using direct energy weapons on you don’t believe their lies. Don’t take your meds. Kill the cat. KILL the cat. KILL THE CAT
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"Are you not entertained"
*Sweating profusely* "Irony is the song of the bird who has come to love its cage"
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED"
*Sweating profusely increases* "Wittgenstein believed only the most profound and serious topics could be discussed in the form of jokes"
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Tv is so bad normal people had to pretend to be really in to politics instead for entertainment
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Every man unlocks his inner philosopher when confronted by his friends about why he finds a girl everyone else finds mid very attractive
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A chick in college who was a “sugar baby” once told me that older men she slept with used to put on weezer when she came over to seem younger and hip and for some reason that has always haunted me
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My war veteran grandpa watching my cousin scroll TikTok on his iPad
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I am 12 years old. I just saw Donnie Darko for the first time and am trying to download Mad World on LimeWire after I posted the lyrics on my facebook account. I am the deepest man in the world.
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Schitzos unlock their true power on public transportation because it is a world in between worlds with no stability everything is fleeting and transitory. This is why you always see them at full power on trains.
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It is a little crazy how something having the slightest veneer of being “based” will completely change peoples opinions about that thing. A week ago everyone would have called reality tv degenerate liberal kitsch and now everyone is obsessed with Sam Hyde’s big brother
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It’s probably like 90 degrees outside and he still has that jacket on. The wigger is a cold blooded creature. Further scientific research needs to be conducted on the heat resistance of the wigger
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If your girl eats at Olive Garden she’s not your girl she’s family
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Infinite jest theory: James Incandenza (J.I) wrote infinite Jest (I.J) (the book we are reading) and Hal wrote the footnotes. It's Himself's way of communicating with his son/us after the failed experiment of infinite jest the film which was just entertainment not communication
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One of the most beautiful things about America is that on a road trip across California you can stumble into a random gas station that sells samurai swords. The European mind cannot comprehend this
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You need to sitcom maxxing. You need to develop schizophrenia in order to hear a nondiegetic laugh track. You need to have hijinks, a catch phrase, friends to have their own B plot that are thematically connected to yours. Only 1/4 of your days should contribute to the main plot
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When you’re 6 drinks in at the thanksgiving dinner and you hit the hobbits with the dark elf stare after they started talking about politics and now you’re preparing to give a monologue about how FDR was the last American monarch while referencing obscure first hand sources
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My parents took me to a Jimmy buffet concert when I was a kid and I remember that the collective spirit of the boomers all merged and projected a spectral entity in the sky like when you play a yugioh card and I watched it fight the spirit of the US housing market. Good times
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Dressing up as David Foster Wallace for the Halloween party because nothing scares the hoes more than being trapped in a conversation with a guy who will asks them if they’ve read infinite jest
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Date with psychiatrist did not go well. Used the term Schitzo and she told me about a child she worked with who was schizophrenic who pulled out both his eyes. Told her it was a shame he’ll never be able to read Deleuze. We’ll get ‘em next time
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Finding out your parent did onlyfans is bad but it's probably just as damaging to find out your parent met on twitter where your mom kept liking your dads chudjak edits and your dad kept liking your moms photos where she stares emotionlessly into a dirty mirror with Lana caption
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Can’t wait to talk about David foster Wallace and infinite jest at the Super Bowl party
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Indie rock died because woman started texting and stopped leaving sad/angry voicemails that you could play in the song
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I’m Just gonna pretend I meant to say narcotic instead of neurotic that way no one can do some bullshit psychoanalysis on my misspelling. It wasn’t a Freudian a slip it was intentional
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Relevant thread for those interested
alright so, it is time. this is going to be a long, winding, rambling thread. i posted yesterday about demons existing and this interesecting with the world of psychedelia. ive posted about this in the past a little and there is always a huge response, people are very into it.
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Daily routine:
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 whisky & morning goon sesh with cigarettes
3:45 5g aspirin for A10 eyes
4:05 Adderall and white monster
4:15 cocaine
4:16 goon sesh
4:30 cocaine
4:54 goon sesh
5:05 excel spreadsheet
6:00 zoom meeting
7:00: tweet misinformation
8:00: goon sesh
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What’s nice about PKD is he makes you immune to normal conspiracy theories. Couldn’t give less of a shit about the alien hearings unless they bring up black iron prison time wars and technological gnostic archons beaming pink light directly into amphetamine addicts brains
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People who post this shit will also be the first to talk about how our school system was designed to train children to be factory workers but somehow they don’t see that they want to replace the system with how to be a good excel slave which is the modern equivalent
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Can’t stop thinking about DFW in the droid shirt. Coldness be my god
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Watching a teenage girl scroll instagram is like watching a shark on the hunt. Each action is made with cold dead eyed efficiency. No movement wasted no heart emoji out of place a creature totally in tune with its environment that fills one with both awe and terror.
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Getting back into the swing of being single again. Coldness be my god
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You don’t see kids who live by the beach wearing shark tooth necklaces anymore
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Dumb bitch said she wasn’t attracted to me and wouldn’t go out. Didn’t cite one study to justify her claim and appealed to nothing but anecdotal evidence. The west has fallen
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Some of you never had to fight your stepdad outside one of those A&W KFC restaurants and it shows
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Glad I quit smoking weed when I did because now I know multiple people who claim to be having extreme serious reactions and withdrawal symptoms after trying to quit. The fuck are people putting in weed now or are people so psychologically dependent that its manifesting physically
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Only big-brained geniuses like me can see the manipulative subliminal messaging in the advertisements
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My belief in astrology is directly proportional the attractiveness of the woman asking me
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One of my favorite TLP quotes:
"No guy feels emasculated by women, at all. He thinks men in general are emasculated by women, but not himself. His rage is that since women have emasculated everyone else, he's forced to sublimate his own urges to fit into this emasculated society.
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The funniest part about the woman saying the Australian c*vid camps can’t be a concentration camp is that her argument is “good looking people have never will never be in a concentration camp” which is unintentionally one of the most antisemitic things I’ve heard lmao
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DFW said he could only write if he didn't "feel his ass in the chair" and I think there is something to that. Too many people strive for happiness or wealth which is fine but I think the best advice truly is to do whatever you can so you don't feel your ass in the chair.
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Men should only have two moods cool season 1 true detective cigarette smoking knight of infinite resignation nihilism and season 2 true detective knight of faith cocaine fueled joie de vivre
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The jumping chuddies represent the duality of Faustian man, the urge to keep reaching higher towards the infinite, and the hubristic fall of Icarus
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Accidentally calling your red scare gf by her Twitter handle when meeting her family. “I love your daughter Sylvia plath whore I mean Jessica very much”
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It’s hard to grapple with the fact that David Foster Wallace killed himself before ever getting the chance to watch “Funniest family guy moments” compilations on YouTube
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Still can’t believe manlets are getting expensive leg lengthening surgery to try and get pussy when the Charles Manson method is still not only free but much more effective
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“You see Trix are for kids but the cultural Marxists insist that Trix are for everyone. Not only does this take away children’s fun but they throw the world into chaos making everyone the silly rabbit, into Loki… so how can order be restored you may ask, what of Count Chocula?”
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The virgin learning Italian to speak to the people on his vacation vs the Chad who learns it because he wants to cheat on his wife
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How I feel ordering a small black coffee at Starbucks
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Drunkenly swaying your head to muffled bar music while taking a shit and scrolling Twitter as people aggressively bang on the bathroom door is a vibe
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Think an overlooked part of Infinite jest is the emphasis placed on “flow state” or “absorption” and I would even argue “possession” as the only alternative to mindless pleasure. He says in the beginning of the book that “I agree with Hegel that transcendence is absorption”.
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There needs to be a term like “chimp out” but for when a German person has to engage with any sort of inefficiency. Had a transaction that took me 5 minutes to complete and it should have taken 30 seconds and I nearly went postal.
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No amount of looksmaxxing can correct the negative canthal tilt of the soul
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it’s simple woman want to be desired and men want to desire and then for the rest of the relationship contemplate if we ever really desired you or if we just desired desire itself and occasionally we distract ourselves with fantasies of dying in war. And that’s what love is
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Imagine being Frank Herbert's wife and finding out you inspired your husband to write a book where there is race of woman who have become so good at nagging that is becomes a kind of super power
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Took a creative writing class in high school. On the first day we shared our work two girls both wrote poems personifying Jack Daniel’s as an abusive boyfriend that they kept going back to. I think about this a lot for some reason
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Total HR death. Every time a grown man has to take a “personality test” to wage slave and they ask you to describe your mood using three pictures hell comes a little bit closer to earth
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My favorite part of the Oppenheimer movie was when Godel was on screen for 5 seconds and I got to nod smugly to myself so everyone knew I was a retarded philosophy major who was bad at math and misinterpreted the incompleteness theorem
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Think my favorite story of all time is when Hemingway made Fitzgerald show him his penis because Fitzgerald was upset that some woman called it small and Hemingway basically said “your dick is fine bitches be lying”. just dudes being dudes.
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I once talked to a girl who said “Do I even have a personality or am I just a collection of Phoebe Bridgers lyrics” which is bad on is on its own and worse when I realized she stole the line from a TikTok. And in that moment I saw the end of the world
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Dreams are for children I have self destructive delusions and narcissistic fantasies like a man
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