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you never hear a smoker tell you that they're suffering from Smoker's Block
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She has that fuckboi vocab lmao
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Your mother's side of family always comes off as innocent to you, until like you are 22
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Lmao ek ki jagah 4 jagah de di latakne ke liye
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Why do these wh*res want to defame a religious places with their nudity?
What kind of family are they raised in? Even their family doesn't object to such dress.
As I said, their purpose isn't to please thr Lord but to display their body to the female audience.
Why do these wh*res want to defame a beautiful festival like Garba with their nudity?
What kind of family are they raised in? Even their family doesn't object to such dress.
As I said, their purpose in Garba isn't to please Mataji but to display their body to the male audience.
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Can't submit assignment cause it's my intellectual property
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18 is so young to know what should be your major. this world is designed to fail you
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You are a 24 year old who can't cook or do laundry.
Wtf are you "strategizing & optimizing" my bro
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I have developed a serious ick for people who just keep going "women are like this" "men are like that" "delhi people like this" "bangalore people like that"
as I have aged, have realized gross generalizations make absolutely no sense, no two people are living the same lives
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My neighbors are bursting are crackers, asked them "ram mandir ke liye phod rhe ho kya"
They said, "nhi woh diwali ke bache huye the bas bahana chahiye tha"
Unserious country bro lmao
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Is there any entrance exam left for which a movie has not been madr
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Did you guys start smoking because it felt aesthetic? What was the reason behind the first puff
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Grinding so my kids can go for majors like gender studies or Spanish literature during their uni
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Didn't watch Kuch Kuch Hota hain since I never played basketball before
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I think econ+ cs is a good combination for being ambitionless but nevertheless effectively poverty proofing yourself
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Mfs arent allowing adults on this we were willing to pay triple.
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this happened to everyone??????????????????
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not selling 2 lollapalooza tix but you can DM me still i’m a nice person
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twitter bio tumhara linkedin resume nhi hain bhadwon.
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19 yr old youtubers making 25 lpa why am I even going to my job
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That brown h&m top has kind of become a girl uniform or something in Delhi
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College kids don't understand that most of the things in life is just about showing up, regardless of how you feel
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True remnants of love are swiggy & zomato saved addresses
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Didn't watch Tara rum pum since I have neve driven a racing car before
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25 people wished me today before my dad lmao. This number is increasing every year
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every guy in his younger 20's I have spoken to is like setting some artificial standards for himself before getting into dating.
meanwhile my cook used to be in a polyamorous relationship with both my and neighbors maid, while borrowing money from me to take them out
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@fictitiousfix
Bangalore is so fucking expensive you want to have fun, 700 is spend by the time you get to the place only
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dating apps are too much. a new girl should join school when you are 15, the teacher asks you to show her around the campus. you guy date for 8 years and then get married at 23.
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My whole body kinda itches for some reason when an Indian sitting in India uses words like "sophomore', "junior" for school grades and "check" for restaurant bills
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you guys cant even appreciate self depreciating humor bro. everyone is going to die single
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@namkeeen0
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I yoyo between both of these emotion. I overspend on my family and cousins and count every penny for myself
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Surprisingly adults don't use this logic with children
thinking about my ex who always said please and thank you when he asked chatGPT a question and when I asked him why he said “when it becomes sentient and powerful it will remember who was polite”
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The stem majors with the most sheer brilliance are more into liberal arts than liberal arts major themselves
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Abse am gonna save money like I gotta a family of 12 to feed
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Indian parents have this worst habit of nitpicking of how you got the disease and do entire drama of blame game. they should find out the fatality statistics of this.
They always say "share everything with us", but once you see the response, you never will honestly.
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When your approach to MCQ questions is always choosing "all of the above"
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cast of Class was so much superior in acting as compared to that of Archies.
Please give chance to really upper middle class people also.
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should all spotify noida peeps just meet and lay on the rail tracks together
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working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working
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Virgins with asthma listening to cigarettes after sex.
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bro I have turned down almost 200+ social opportunities because I never had money to spend on anything.
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My favorite tweet was when I made that burari joke for the body count discourse, which got like 4 likes and when I twt shit like "tumne aloo ka parantha khaya toh aloo kya khayega" It gets 4k likes
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I think 20 to 30 years down the line America will get it's first indian origin president and he will fuck us over in a way no white guy has even remotely dreamed of before
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Why every H&M cloth becomes a poncha after a single wash
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@shrihacker
Yeah in mine too, it was same with barclays, delloite, pwc, optum and more companies. You could tell they cherry picking all the pretty ones
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IT'S my dadi's dream that I go to NYC and open a food truck and sell curd rice for $ 15 there.
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Sorry boss can't come into work today cause' santre cheelne hain
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I would have drank harpic had my dad texted this to me
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Everyone set your hinge location to. Wherever the g20 folks are staying
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Why didn't Ranbir try to get into IIT to get his father's attention like everyone else?
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I really want to marry an investment banker girl. I am 100% ok with cooking, cleaning the house and packing Tupperware for kids. Bas saal mein ek baar europe ghuma dena
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idk I found kho gye hum kahaan to be better than jawan, pathan, tiger and films. Maybe I just want to see more of those kind of stories. i dont mind if people are too rich and unrelatable. Mujhe vaise bhi machine gun chalane ko ya bank lootne ko nhi milta real life mein.
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I refuse to believe that so many of you have a good relationship with your mother to ask them the "bug" question
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I only stan Christian festivals cause there's like so much wine
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Do consultants say "It depends" instead of "I do" during their weddings
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God is a woman
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Exclusive fwb really sounds like a Pune concept ngl 😂😂😂
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Bc spending 15 mins on dating apps makes you realize women's clothing have so much variety.
We have like 6 options man. Wtf.
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Hot people disappointing with bad voices is an universal experience I think
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