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“Coleen Rooney revealed on social media that Rebekah Vardy was passing on information to the press, but on Tyneside the only leak was in the defence of Ole Gunnar Solksjær’s Manchester United...”
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Absolute state of Lampard 8, there. Needs a shoeing.
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Bijoux for a few cheeky trebles before hitting House of Smith.
🤙🏼💃🏻💅🏼💁🏻♂️
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Why do people in 2024 still drink?
It’s proven to destroy you mentally and physically.
It's proven to be a depressant
It's proven to be literal poison
It's proven to make you feel like shit
Yet there’s still a massive drinking culture.
Why are you still drinking in 2024?
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Aaand yee wor effin and ceein, and a hoord yi, aaa hooord yi, aaa knaa see
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Agree with Neville on one thing in particular, take their titles off them all.
Newcastle United, Premier League Champions 95/96 and 96/97 🏆
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A moment of silence for the fans of Sunderland AFC who wanked themselves daft at the thought of Josh Maja sending us down on the last day. Never mind, lads.
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Been sent these from a Villa mate from a pre-match thread on one of their message-boards. The bloke is an absolute chancer and always has been, disgraceful that he was allowed anywhere near the club.
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You know it’s fucked when blokes with 300+ loyalty points and 60 years of watching NUFC are packing it in.
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You know a manager has the full backing of the fans when the pub shushes when he speaks on the tele, just happened there in The Crow’s Nest.
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Arguably better than the BMX 4 Sale banner. NUFC at Leverkusen, 19 years ago today.
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Rivalries aside, I hope the SoL gets flattened and a big Asda gets built on top.
REVEALED: Accounts show Sunderland owners write off £20.5m of parachute money borrowed to buy club in 2018, causing prospective buyers to walk away. SAFC now insist Donald/Sartori/Methven will repay money by way of "gift" or "shareholder funds". Full story
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Compare and contrast this to the divvies bouncing around Boxpark pretending to enjoy themselves.
Melbourne, at 3am 🇦🇺 time. A big moment for football in the country.
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Another one with an actual missile too. What a time.
Newcastle United striker Andy Cole pictured holding a gun on a sponsors shoot overlooking the city of Newcastle Upon Tyne, England (1994)
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My lass has been giving it the big’un that she’s not arsed about Valentine’s Day so we’ll see if she’s a woman of her word when I tell her I’m off to watch the reserves v the mackems at SJP on Friday 👀
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“...and that’s why Dennis Bergkamp’s turn on Nikos Dabizas was nothing but a fluke”
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Rooney and Dean chatting away in the tunnel. Expect a dodgy penalty at some point tonight then.
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Nice to see the trend of holding the opposition’s banner upside down has spread to politics
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So many questions. Why write that on a bedsheet? Why add the football club at the bottom? WHY TAKE IT TO CORONATION STREET?!
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Up there with Peter Crouch pulling Abbey Clancy as one of the greatest flukes of all time.
17 years ago today Dennis Bergkamp did this.
Genius.
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If this isn’t called ‘Why Eye’ it’s a disgrace.
Europe's biggest wheel and £100 million of investment for Newcastle's Quayside.
What do you think of this ambitious plan for the old Spillers Wharf site?
#Newcastle
#Quayside
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@Toon_Steve_55
No correlation, but ok. Nonsense like this from whoppers like this deserves to be, and always should be, called out.
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Yet we deserve to be slashed and bottled when we go to Paris next month apparently. They were bad scruffs in town all day, inabit lads.
This PSG fan attacking a random member of the public in Newcastle today… 😡
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Been stagnating in the same job for a few years due to severe self-doubt when thinking of applying elsewhere. Took the plunge, applied for a job that’d be a challenge but is a great step up and I’ve only gone and got it, mint news just before a bank holiday. Go on the big lad!
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Be some absolutely FEWMIN mackems about because of this, lovely to see.
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Group of pissed lads with southern accents walking to the Beehive while singing the chorus of Sweet Caroline on a loop.
Let’s see how this one plays out, folks.
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Mourinho on the ropes and in desperate need of a win. Step forward Newcastle United to turn up there at the weekend and play like they’ve been smoking spice for breakfast to help him out a bit.
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Before / After. Amazing what you can manage when you can’t throw your money away on football and pints.
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Unbelievably, she said yes to this big bald idiot. I’ve certainly had worse weekends.
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You’re elected president. What portraits are you hanging in the Oval Office?
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Told my lass I was on a buying clothes ban but was banking on a new jacket arriving today while she was at work. Got a feeling it’ll turn up tomorrow morning when she’s in, fucked it.
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"Jesus, you look rough, heavy weekend?"
"Yeah mate, watched the Chemical Brothers on BBC Three last night didn't I".
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Just been told to make sure the cakes and sweets I bring in on my final day in this office need to be half decent (is this a thing?!). They’re in for a shock when I turn up with nothing but a hangover and leave after an hour never to be seen again.
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Blimey, has it really been 4 years since massive club Leeds reopened the upper tier of their ground just to see Rafa’s Mags do the business.
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Me when we were linked with Barella / me when I saw this season’s ticket prices
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Imagine getting worked up about three gigs at St James’ because you don’t like the music. One hundred and fifty thousand people over three nights who are packing out hotels, bars and restaurants in the city. Welcome it with open arms.
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Truly incredible stuff, this. Good luck asking Steve the brickie from Byker to show his covid pass when he’s been on the Stella and toot all night.
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Mackem representatives went all the way to Florida to be pied by a manager who once finished bottom with Bristol City.
*opens can*
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North East edition:
Show me a picture that PROVES you went to a British school
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Over a stone down in 4 weeks. Plenty more to go but well chuffed with that.
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First season ticket since 14/15 sorted, there. Not being able to go for 16 months has made me realise that irrespective of who owns the club or is the manager, I just want to be at the match and have a few pints with my mates. It’s as simple as that.
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Week off to a tragic start already after hearing a lass at work say “forty past” rather than twenty to.
Just fuck right off.
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Get up, turn laptop on, stare at screen until 5, turn laptop off, try to motivate myself enough for some government permitted exercise, watch news at 6 to see how fucked everything still is, eat tea, stare at the tele for a few hours, bed, repeat to fade...
Bollocks this, innit.
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We’d win it in 01/02, 02/03, 03/04 and 11/12 by default too. All for this, me.
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Shindig moving from W34 to Riverside on Sunday is like binning the steak you were going to have for tea and having porridge instead. Shite.
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If only there was some sort of points based system to determine which teams were good enough to be in the Premier League.
Clubs like Leeds, Aston Villa & Nottingham Forrest belong in the Premier League unlike Bournemouth, Huddersfield and Brighton.
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Don’t care that she’s in her fifties, I’d definitely take Kate Garraway out to Spoons for curry club.
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He’s very sound but it’s a disgrace that he feels the need to do it in the first place. These free school meal vouchers should be a basic necessity for children who need them and it shouldn’t even be up for debate.
"I once had to go through that same system"
In a TV exclusive with
#BBCBreakfast
@MarcusRashford
explains why he's calling for a u-turn over the decision to end free school meal vouchers in England over summer.
#maketheUturn
More here:
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That’s my horrible dome head, there. Fuck off Newcastle.
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Imagine St James’ without the Sports Direct branding all over it, like it used to be.
😍
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🎶 I need to be myseeeelf,
I can't be no one elseeee,
I'm feeeeling supersonic 🎶
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Got a lad on Facebook who for months was preaching about how bad the vaccine was and that the pandemic was a great global conspiracy.
Aye, he has just shared a post to win a three bedroom house. Couldn’t write it.
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Halfway through singing Que Sera Sera and they score the equaliser.
Newcastle. As. Fuck.
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Good morning to everyone except the joker in the office who shouts “afternoon” when someone wanders in just after 9am every, single, fucking, morning.
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Sooner we get safe standing in the ground (preferably The Corner), the better.
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Every Monday the woman across the office who knows nowt about football asks the mackem next to her how his team got on at the weekend and pretty much every time I get to hear his downbeat summary of yet another defeat.
It really is music to my ears, what a start to the week.
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A man punched a police horse in “self-defence”.
Without naming where it is, what is your city famous for?
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Happy anniversary!
Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.
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Bloke in the office replies with “no I’m half left” when asked if he’s alright, every, single, time.
What a tremendous cunt he really is.
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Will he try to fix them?
We understand Sunderland have approached Derby County about a loan deal for striker Chris Martin.
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“What is the charge? Watching a match, a terrible football match?”
Exclusive: Police to visit 1,000 homes this week in crackdown on illegal streaming. “Operation Raider” has got a huge database of names of people who have bought modified boxes or “fire sticks” to watch Prem games, other sports and movies illegally.
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2 inch deep in piss and covered in whitey by the time you get to Washington services. The good old days.
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Herein lies the issue. NUFCMurph here will happily pay the £ for next season but what about the season after that when there’s another 5% increase, or the season after that with another increase, and so on.
The Trust and others are 100% right to call the club out on any rises.
@nufctrust
Just me or are these prices perfectly fine? I’ll take one if someone wants to hoy it in 😂
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Friday has the potential for some absolutely world class Barclays. A pissed crowd who’ve lost patience with the manager, no doubt more than a few Leeds in our end, both teams in need of a win and Mike Dean reffing. Ohhh baby.
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Food bank usage keeps rising and they’re sending chicken to journos for a laugh. Fuck them.
Conservatives committing to the whole “Corbyn is a chicken”. HARD.
A “JFC” delivery has just been made to the press gallery. 🐔
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